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jumi
03/18/20 6:01:12 AM
#1:


Well?


The money: $100,000 USD, tax-free.

Perfect health: You are basically "reset" to perfect health. Any illness, injury, or condition that ails you will be fixed. Cancer? It's gone. HIV? Gone. Hemorrhoids? Gone. Even if you're underweight or overweight, you are given a healthy weight. Arterial plaque is removed, cavities are fixed, prions are gone, everything is fixed.

This is not eternal. You are not immortal. This is simply a fresh start. If you step in front of a bus after taking this deal you will still be injured or killed.

So what do you say?

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malenz
03/18/20 6:01:32 AM
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perfect health

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trappedunderice
03/18/20 6:01:51 AM
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Both.
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Shotgunnova
03/18/20 6:12:43 AM
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jumi posted...
This is not eternal. You are not immortal.
Bestow $100K unto me, comrade.

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uwnim
03/18/20 6:37:58 AM
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Perfect health. Even though it is just a fresh start, it would still have a value above 100K

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HagenEx
03/18/20 6:41:59 AM
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I'm already in perfect health, so gimme dat cash.

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Dark_SilverX
03/18/20 6:42:01 AM
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Perfect health

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SuperVegitoFAN
03/18/20 6:50:37 AM
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Health. Theres nothing i could use the money on, that would be more worth than that.

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anth0ny
03/18/20 6:51:33 AM
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could've used this topic last night for my constipation from fucking HELL
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anth0ny
03/18/20 6:51:46 AM
#10:


but now i wipe my ass with his topic.

bipolar is for people who aren't afraid death
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malenz
03/18/20 6:53:51 AM
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bipolar people die too you just don't hear about it in the news

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jumi
03/18/20 7:11:58 PM
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Bump.

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dummy420
03/18/20 7:13:48 PM
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Ive got a job that adds some years to me. Give me that perfect health and reset the clock a little.

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Son Of Spam
03/18/20 7:21:36 PM
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I live in America. Eventually perfect health is going to cost me way more than $100,000.

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Vicious_Dios
03/18/20 7:22:55 PM
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Perfect health is the only answer.

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Reverend_Wilson
03/18/20 7:34:00 PM
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Money because I'm already at good health.

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mustachedmystic
03/18/20 7:36:46 PM
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I have a 3 pack of heart conditions, so I gotta talke the health.

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Iodine
03/18/20 7:38:52 PM
#18:


Perfect health easily.

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Key
03/18/20 7:39:50 PM
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100k isn't even that much perfect health is worth way moer

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Bestoffuture
03/18/20 7:41:53 PM
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Perfect health. Knees could use a reset.

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anth0ny
03/18/20 8:23:36 PM
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-l___________l- posted...
Also, wait. if we have a mental condition that is considered 'negative' but we have learned to live with it and basically enjoy having it, does it get wiped too?

well when it's put that way? a lot of my problems could be solved.

i could actually try to stomache stomache the load'sfull of mouth breathers on CE for one?

actually attempt to kind of like you guys
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DevsBro
03/18/20 8:24:31 PM
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Gimme dem hunnid gs

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thronedfire2
03/18/20 8:25:39 PM
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I dunno

having perfect mental health would probably freak me out, man

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anth0ny
03/18/20 8:26:11 PM
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coughcoughcogh


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IfGodCouldDie
03/18/20 8:26:40 PM
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Would all addictions and mental illness be cured as well?

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mustachedmystic
03/18/20 8:26:55 PM
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-l___________l- posted...
Also, wait. if we have a mental condition that is considered 'negative' but we have learned to live with it and basically enjoy having it, does it get wiped too?

Now I'm curious. If you don't mind answering, what medical condition do you enjoy having?

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CarmeIo_Anthony
03/18/20 8:27:36 PM
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wait, I'm dumb but it reads as if you can still be sick afterwards if you take perfect health? like if you have coronavirus and then take the deal then your coronavirus will be removed, but it doesn't stop you from getting it a second time

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dj1200
03/18/20 8:30:47 PM
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perfect health

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pfh1001
03/18/20 8:31:45 PM
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Perfect health by far. Even if you bumped this up to a million, I'd still pick the health option.
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Perfectinsanity
03/18/20 8:32:07 PM
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I'm perfectly healthy so give me that 100k

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ThanksUglyGod
03/18/20 8:32:43 PM
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Money. Perfect health won't last if I don't change some bad habits, which would be easier for me if I had more money.
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SimpleMan
03/18/20 8:36:15 PM
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Health. I've got heart and lung issues.

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The_Korey
03/18/20 8:46:35 PM
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jumi posted...
Perfect health: You are basically "reset" to perfect health.

What about stuff one is born with like asthma, bone deformities, and near-sightesness.

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Arcanine2009
03/18/20 8:51:28 PM
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Is this a joke? I'd take perfect health over a million dollars

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De Evolution
03/18/20 8:52:35 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Bestow $100K unto me, comrade.

This.

I'm already healthy and a physical specimen.

Show me the money.

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Kobe Bryant
03/18/20 8:57:08 PM
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Perfect physical and mental health

I would become a billionaire

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Vicious_Dios
03/18/20 9:12:58 PM
#38:


Kobe Bryant posted...
Perfect physical and mental health

I would become a billionaire

How the fuck did you manage to get a space in your username on a 2006 account?

When was the cutoff?

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Kobe Bryant
03/18/20 9:52:29 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
How the fuck did you manage to get a space in your username on a 2006 account?

When was the cutoff?
June

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Vicious_Dios
03/18/20 9:58:42 PM
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Crap.

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jumi
03/18/20 10:01:36 PM
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CarmeIo_Anthony posted...
wait, I'm dumb but it reads as if you can still be sick afterwards if you take perfect health? like if you have coronavirus and then take the deal then your coronavirus will be removed, but it doesn't stop you from getting it a second time

That is correct.

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CarmeIo_Anthony
03/19/20 12:42:40 AM
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Solid Snake07
03/19/20 12:44:17 AM
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Can I hold my perfect health reset until a later time or do I have to take it right now?

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im not 13
03/19/20 12:45:21 AM
#45:


Money

The health is worth more but I don't need it. I want to earn my health by eating healthy and exercise. 100k would certainly help with that

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DarkChozoGhost
03/19/20 12:47:38 AM
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This would probably add decades to your life, even if you're in very good health already.

Perfect Health, no question

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jumi
03/19/20 12:48:29 AM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Can I hold my perfect health reset until a later time or do I have to take it right now?

Have to take it now.

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Solid Snake07
03/19/20 12:51:50 AM
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jumi posted...
Have to take it now.


Then I'll take the money. I dont have any serious health concerns

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stone
03/19/20 1:05:33 AM
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Health. If the money had had a zero or two more I'd have given it more thought, but for 100,000 I'll definitely go for perfect health

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HagenEx
03/19/20 1:35:12 AM
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Surprising that so many people chose health.

Are most of you suffering from some condition or something?

Because it's only a soft reset. You won't become immune to disease, you can get cancer the next day after you take the deal.

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Mistere Man
03/19/20 2:09:20 AM
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Can I give the perfect health to someone in my family instead of me?

If not then the money as at least I can use that to help my family.

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