Current Events > NY Mayor de Blasio: 1 person/couple per Uber/Lyft; only "real couples"

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Butterfiles
03/17/20 4:10:52 PM
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E32005
03/17/20 4:11:33 PM
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what qualifies as real couple?
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Were_Wyrm
03/17/20 4:12:37 PM
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E32005 posted...
what qualifies as real couple?
You gotta fuck in front of the driver to prove it.

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J E S U S
03/17/20 4:13:24 PM
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is this legal?

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NL
03/17/20 4:14:09 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
You gotta fuck in front of the driver to prove it.

And there had better be love in your eyes or de Blasio will pull you out of the car himself.

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brestugo
03/17/20 4:16:21 PM
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So no Uber for the President and the Third Lady.

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E32005
03/17/20 4:17:40 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...

You gotta fuck in front of the driver to prove it.

bang cabs
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Damn_Underscore
03/17/20 4:18:51 PM
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friendzoned guys BTFO'd
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BLAKUboy
03/17/20 4:19:11 PM
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E32005 posted...
what qualifies as real couple?
People that use this sort of terminology usually intend it to mean "straight".

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Doe
03/17/20 4:21:01 PM
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Obviously he means "romantically involved, not two people claiming to be"

That said I'm sure that part of the order is laughably unenforcable

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
03/17/20 4:21:48 PM
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Doe posted...
Obviously he means "romantically involved, not two people claiming to be"

That said I'm sure that part of the order is laughably unenforcable

That or "we are in a poly gangbang group, yes all 10 of us"

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itachi15243
03/18/20 11:50:55 PM
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I mean, it's not too hard to tell if two people are a real couple usually but what about family like if you take care of someone else or vice versa you can't share an uber?

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tigerslashII
03/18/20 11:52:14 PM
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The amount of mental gymnastics involved in these orders is growing by the day.

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James xeno
03/19/20 1:27:32 AM
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lol not an easy or likely smart rule to even try to enforce but still... fun watching certain reactions.
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Alucard188
03/19/20 1:33:17 AM
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Doe posted...
Obviously he means "romantically involved, not two people claiming to be"

That said I'm sure that part of the order is laughably unenforcable

Of course that's what he meant. Good luck trying to prove it. The terminology leaves a lot to be desired as far as LGBT is concerned.

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teepan95
03/19/20 1:57:17 AM
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Lol
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Smackems
03/19/20 2:03:20 AM
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Alucard188 posted...
Of course that's what he meant. Good luck trying to prove it. The terminology leaves a lot to be desired as far as LGBT is concerned.
Sounds like he means romantically involved to me.

You're reaching if you think he means anything other than "actually romantically involved, not just saying you are to bypass a bs rule"

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Alucard188
03/19/20 9:23:42 AM
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Smackems posted...
Sounds like he means romantically involved to me.

You're reaching if you think he means anything other than "actually romantically involved, not just saying you are to bypass a bs rule"

"Real relationships"

We know what he means by that, or what he likely means by that. There are a lot of people that could take that purely heterosexual relationships. It opens the door to discrimination with his wording. I hope that doesn't happen.

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deanshow
03/19/20 9:29:23 AM
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How the fuck are drivers gonna figure that on. Damnit De Bozo

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archedsoul
03/19/20 9:34:50 AM
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I like how he was like "shelter in place" orders are possibly going into effect soon in NYC and Cuomo was like "bitch, I decide that"

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Apocalypso
03/19/20 9:37:01 AM
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Just have sex in front of the uber driver, next.

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Butterfiles
03/21/20 12:39:42 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
Just be willing to hold hands with your friends I guess
Who among us is unwilling to caress the homies

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pikachupwnage
03/21/20 12:44:49 PM
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brestugo posted...
So no Uber for the President and the Third Lady.

Dayum!

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Gamerguymass
03/21/20 12:46:26 PM
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What about throuples? No Ubers for them?

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SkittyOnWailord
03/21/20 12:47:43 PM
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So a person and their child can't ride? Ok, off you go son. I'll get the next one.

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Strider102
03/23/20 6:52:50 PM
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So instead of Taxicab Confessions we get Uber/Lyft Confessions.

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