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BeautifulBlaze
03/14/20 4:00:56 PM
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Still can't deed. Still bleeding when I pee but it is hurting less. Doctor said it should clear up by Sunday, but I get the feeling it'll last a bit longer. Can't go anywhere since everything's closed and everyone's quarantining themselves. This couldn't have been worse timed. Uggggh.

So how is your day, CE?

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KinjiMuto_3
03/14/20 4:01:39 PM
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Uhh wtf happened to your d? Sounds painful
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AFrench2
03/14/20 4:17:27 PM
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Ew, what the fuck? I don't want to read that you bleed when you pee. Why don't you mark this shit for spoilers or something, ugh.


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BeautifulBlaze
03/14/20 4:43:17 PM
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uwnim
03/14/20 4:44:00 PM
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So, what happened to cause this medical issue?

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MabusIncarnate
03/14/20 4:44:44 PM
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I told you if you are sticking foreign objects in your pee hole to make sure it wasn't glass. See what happens?

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BeautifulBlaze
03/14/20 4:46:57 PM
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uwnim posted...
So, what happened to cause this medical issue?

Still don't know. Everything was fine but then Thursday evening, I go to the bathroom and blood starts shooting out my peehole. Maybe I deeded too hard that day? That's the only thing I can think of. >_> Anyway I'm on antibiotics and shit (in case it's a UTI) but doctor said it should go away so it's just a waiting game now.

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BeautifulBlaze
03/14/20 4:47:18 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I told you if you are sticking foreign objects in your pee hole to make sure it wasn't glass. See what happens?

Don't kink shame

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dj1200
03/14/20 4:48:35 PM
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wtf. so you didn't do anything abnormal and all of a sudden you're pissing blood?

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MabusIncarnate
03/14/20 4:49:11 PM
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You know your urine and semen come from two different holes, right? You should be fine to deed.

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The_Korey
03/14/20 4:49:59 PM
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dj1200 posted...
wtf. so you didn't do anything abnormal and all of a sudden you're pissing blood?

He deeded too much and popped something.

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BeautifulBlaze
03/14/20 4:54:16 PM
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dj1200 posted...
wtf. so you didn't do anything abnormal and all of a sudden you're pissing blood?

Yep. Very strange. x_x

MabusIncarnate posted...
You know your urine and semen come from two different holes, right? You should be fine to deed.

True, but I don't feel like taking chances. >_>

The_Korey posted...
He deeded too much and popped something.

But shouldn't I have healed by now if that was the case?

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HagenEx
03/14/20 5:02:41 PM
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Sounds like you just burst a vessel inside your D.

Happened to a friend of mine once, while having sex with a chick actually. The girl burst out screaming thinking she had caused it (which she did) and me and his dad rushed him to the hospital.

Epic story, we always goofed about it in social gatherings. And we started calling the chick (not to her face, of course) the dickbreaker (rompehuevos).

Good times.

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