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Kitt
03/14/20 12:47:17 PM
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Shroobsworth
03/14/20 12:47:44 PM
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You're so bad.
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Duncanwii
03/14/20 12:48:21 PM
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The first one is pretty good if you get past the transphobia.

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Vicious_Dios
03/14/20 12:48:33 PM
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https://youtu.be/Nh2iyPmucFk

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Strider102
03/14/20 12:48:37 PM
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That "Rhino" scene though.

Edit: Fuck ninja'd by the video

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Kitt
03/14/20 12:48:45 PM
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Shroobsworth posted...
You're so bad.

Fite me
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Damn_Underscore
03/14/20 12:48:53 PM
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this is a fantastic scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khyXMXFSufE
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EffectAndCause
03/14/20 12:48:57 PM
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Sure if you suffer from crippling depression I can see not liking those movies.
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Kitt
03/14/20 12:50:05 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Sure if you suffer from crippling depression I can see not liking those movies.

Meh. The humor is just too annoying and not actually funny imo
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gatorsPENSbucs
03/14/20 12:51:03 PM
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Everyone has their opinions, funny how some think theirs are facts.

Great movies

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lil_GoodOlJr_69
03/14/20 12:51:27 PM
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Kitt posted...

Meh. The humor is just too annoying and not actually funny imo


Did you like jim carrey in sonic?
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Irony
03/14/20 12:52:13 PM
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Few scenes in movies are as great as him crawling out of the fake rhino

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Strider102
03/14/20 12:53:36 PM
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https://youtu.be/jD2Kp9vLR9Q

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nevershine
03/14/20 12:54:18 PM
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bumblebee tuna

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Kitt
03/14/20 12:54:29 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Everyone has their opinions, funny how some think theirs are facts

I wonder who here is actually doing that?

lil_GoodOlJr_69 posted...
Did you like jim carrey in sonic?

I didn't see Sonic.
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Strider102
03/14/20 12:55:31 PM
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https://youtu.be/b5PF-MTeHCY

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lil_GoodOlJr_69
03/14/20 12:56:44 PM
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Kitt posted...
I didn't see Sonic.


Jw

You might hate it based on this

Idk if I like that many jim carrey movies, but sonic had the excuse that its a dumb kids movie and he was a cartoon character, and it worked
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meralonne
03/14/20 12:56:58 PM
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Kitt
03/14/20 12:59:37 PM
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lil_GoodOlJr_69 posted...
Jw

You might hate it based on this

Idk if I like that many jim carrey movies, but sonic had the excuse that its a dumb kids movie and he was a cartoon character, and it worked

I just wasn't interested in a Sonic movie (or rather the template they went with for that movie) and none of the trailers sold me on it.
Jim Carrey does look like he's having a ball in it though.
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El Mexicano Texano
03/14/20 1:06:45 PM
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Machete
03/14/20 1:09:02 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
The first one is pretty good if you get past the transphobia.

That character was an imposter, not a genuine trans person.

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Guerrilla Soldier
03/14/20 1:09:57 PM
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Kitt posted...
Meh. The humor is just too annoying and not actually funny imo
i haven't seen someone be this wrong in a long time

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BeyondWalls
03/14/20 1:19:54 PM
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Everything about the first movie is classic. Every scene.

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Kitt
03/14/20 1:24:34 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...

i haven't seen someone be this wrong in a long time


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E32005
03/14/20 1:26:20 PM
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they are fantastic

you are trippin

i would say the 2nd has some of the funnier scenes. especially the projector scene and the rhino scene.
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yusiko
03/14/20 1:28:05 PM
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i pleasured myself to the rhino scene before
i had no internet and was just realizing i was gay and had to make due with any male nudity i could whether it be goku taking his shirt off in dragon ball Z
or jim carrey sliding out the backside of a fake rhino

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meralonne
03/14/20 1:33:23 PM
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Well, this conversation took an unexpected turn...

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Kitt
03/14/20 1:34:46 PM
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yusiko posted...
i pleasured myself to the rhino scene before
i had no internet and was just realizing i was gay and had to make due with any male nudity i could whether it be goku taking his shirt off in dragon ball Z
or jim carrey sliding out the backside of a fake rhino

Dedication like that turns me on.
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Strider102
03/14/20 1:35:38 PM
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yusiko posted...
i pleasured myself to the rhino scene before
i had no internet and was just realizing i was gay and had to make due with any male nudity i could whether it be goku taking his shirt off in dragon ball Z
or jim carrey sliding out the backside of a fake rhino

That's enough gamefaqs for me today lol

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yusiko
03/14/20 1:35:52 PM
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meralonne posted...
Well, this conversation took an unexpected turn...


naw what would have been unexpected would be if i told you about what i used to do when i played the original resident evil 2..............i let leon get bitten from behind by a zombie because the death animation looked like he was being humped

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Kitt
03/14/20 2:21:11 PM
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Get a load of this guy.

Who? The openly homophobic tool that's bullying another user for sharing a story in reference to their homosexuality?

I mean, sure, it's pretty pathetic on your part, but as long as the silver lining here is that kind of posting on this here dying websight is just your coping mechanism for your life then...
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InTheEyesOfFire
03/14/20 2:34:24 PM
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https://youtu.be/vjO8YzcLgaA

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yusiko
03/14/20 2:39:24 PM
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ill never stop posting uncomfortable masturbation stories from my youth so long as it makes homophobes uncomfortable

i doubt he has ever complained about neons posts who are way worse than mine but the same subject matter
i wonder why he doenst care that neon talks about boobs all the time but is highly upset that i talk about dicks?
i wonder
its a mystery to me

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JosephRogan
03/14/20 2:40:25 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
The first one is pretty good

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yusiko
03/14/20 2:43:45 PM
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i liked both
but the first one didnt age well with the trans stuff but it was the 90s so it gets a pass

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__aCEr__
03/14/20 2:44:41 PM
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I always thought the second one was way funnier than the first.

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obeseexplosive
03/14/20 2:49:36 PM
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nevershine posted...
bumblebee tuna
Excuse me your balls are showing

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Vicious_Dios
03/14/20 3:23:04 PM
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Kitt posted...
Who? The openly homophobic tool that's bullying another user for sharing a story in reference to their homosexuality?

I mean, sure, it's pretty pathetic on your part, but as long as the silver lining here is that kind of posting on this here dying websight is just your coping mechanism for your life then...

The hell are you talking about?

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Kitt
03/14/20 3:36:46 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
The hell are you talking about?

It's okay, you don't have to pretend to be slow.

__aCEr__ posted...
I always thought the second one was way funnier than the first.

I'll at least agree that the Jim Carry films are notably better than the Pet Detective movie. Not that the bar is all that high.
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Vicious_Dios
03/14/20 3:41:56 PM
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yusiko posted...
ill never stop posting uncomfortable masturbation stories from my youth so long as it makes homophobes uncomfortable

Trust me.

You're not doing yourself any favors by painting a picture like that for yourself.

i doubt he has ever complained about neons posts who are way worse than mine but the same subject matter

Who?

i wonder why he doenst care that neon talks about boobs all the time but is highly upset that i talk about dicks?
i wonder
its a mystery to me

Oh, the boob guy? I'm more annoyed that still he's heavy into anime way past the age of 12, but he's not exactly a friend or foe to me. Not sure why that random username your go to choice in that supposed "gotcha" post.

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Notti
03/15/20 11:25:44 PM
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Shotgunnova
03/15/20 11:48:50 PM
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Tone Loc is a SAINT!

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brestugo
03/15/20 11:49:36 PM
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Couldn't get into them.

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