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VeryInsane
03/12/20 4:52:11 PM
#1:


If you live, you live and you get to post more to see if you can be the top dog with the best high score and you can brag about being able to live to everyone else on board 8. If you die, you get to see the manner of death you get, and you are no longer able to try to live in this topic (since you only get one shot). Alternatively, you can go for casual mode where you are exempt from the high score board but you can keep going as if you were Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. You can do this after you die too, but wont be told of your manner of death. If you died in a previous topic, you can come back because I dont keep track.

all decisions done by Complete RNG 50/50. Heads, you win, tails (or dark faded heads if you are Two Face) you die

Also, a longer purge rate means you can give me shit if I forget about this!

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ChichiriMuyo
03/12/20 4:53:38 PM
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ok

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MetalmindStats
03/12/20 4:55:53 PM
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The Nonary Games

(this is a post)

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VeryInsane
03/12/20 4:58:12 PM
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ChichiriMuyo posted...
ok

MetalmindStats posted...
The Nonary Games

(this is a post)

Congrats, you both live.

ChichiriMuyo-1
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Emeraldegg
03/12/20 4:59:57 PM
#5:


First death post
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norenxaq
03/12/20 5:01:35 PM
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post
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X_Dante_X
03/12/20 5:03:44 PM
#7:


i am here

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MetalmindStats
03/12/20 5:10:43 PM
#8:


The Nonary Game: Ambidex Edition

(pushing my luck)

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IfGodCouldDie
03/12/20 5:31:59 PM
#9:


I want to live

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Cavedweller2000
03/12/20 5:47:24 PM
#10:


Posting

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Drakeryn
03/12/20 6:51:34 PM
#11:


post
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NBIceman
03/12/20 6:52:15 PM
#12:


I predict death.

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Shonen_Bat
03/12/20 6:54:45 PM
#13:


Sure.

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NFUN
03/12/20 8:12:52 PM
#14:


everybody dies

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Bane_Of_Despair
03/12/20 8:24:34 PM
#15:


!!!

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Dark Young Link
03/12/20 10:10:03 PM
#16:


NFUN posted...
everybody dies

when they're killed

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ChaosTonyV4
03/12/20 10:10:53 PM
#17:


Somebody saaaaaaaaaave meeee

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VeryInsane
03/12/20 10:51:47 PM
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Emeraldegg posted...
First death post

Not quite...

Live.

norenxaq posted...
post

Guys, I have some news, I have found the fountain of youth, I can no longer be old!

nx: vi: you are not old. also, can i have a sip of that fountain

vi: nx: vi: ok, sure, I guess I can just go ahead and give this to you

and so Noren drank from the fountain, except it wasn't really the fountain of youth.

It was kool aid. Nope, not the kind that cultists who wish to kill themselves drink that's spiked with poisons. Just, plain old, regular, fruit punch kool aid. Turns out that a 900 year old dragon's weakness is when they drink kool aid, much like how a witch's weakness is water (sorry for spoiling an 80 year old movie board 8ers I don't blame you if you never forgive me). If you ever play a D+D session and you're fighting a giant dragon, throw kool aid at it I'm sure the DM will let you win the game.

Noren has died from drinking Kool-Aid.

X_Dante_X posted...
i am here

and you are not dead

MetalmindStats posted...
The Nonary Game: Ambidex Edition

(pushing my luck)

well you live, what's with my coin generator

IfGodCouldDie posted...
I want to live

ok this is starting to get silly

Cavedweller2000 posted...
Posting

yeah I saw this coming

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VeryInsane
03/12/20 10:53:35 PM
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Drakeryn posted...
post

alright I swear It's not because I don't have any good material yet

NBIceman posted...
I predict death.

Finally!

20 years into the future

The Iceman was walking into the stadium, he had made it, a true wrestling prodigy worthy of his own rights. He had worked out extensively and used his immense knowledge of wrestling to create a strong character that was over in the indies. In the twilight of his career, he had decided to sell out and join WWE, a thing which he had found preposterous at this point 20 years ago, but here we are, with Vince still living and pumping the same material and people choosing to still tune in, to this very day. What else is new?

But here he was in the stadium. ready for his first match, he didn't actually know who his opponent was, not like it really mattered, it was likely a squash match against like, Zack Ryder (yes he still wrestles), then all of a sudden, you hear a security guard knock on a door and you see that you are fighting the WWE champion of 2040, Goldberg.

You stopped paying attention a long time ago, so your mind is just flabbergasted that Goldberg somehow had a 20 year reign as champion. Well, it turns out the average fan of that time just wants to see goldberg win. and you find out you were in fact booked to lose this match

but you were so stunned that you didn't really sell his jackhammer that well, and it ended up botching you, breaking your neck. Poor guy.

NBIceman died from a botched jackhammer.

Shonen_Bat posted...
Sure.

the shonen bat was curious, would he live, or would he die? He thought that given he had the strength of a thousand old animes, he would live with relative ease. after all, all these scrubs were able to live, and they weren't strong, japanese mpfc worthy characters with the strength of Goku and the intelligence of Batman, or Acro the Acrobat. It turns out, unlike the others, there happened to be his archnemesis waiting in the wings. One who knew how to handle a bat better than any other human alive.

Shonen Bat had his head bitten off by Ozzy Osbourne.

NFUN posted...
everybody dies
Not quite yet.

Bane_Of_Despair posted...
!!!

Ok, at this point maybe I should switch coins, or maybe I shouldn't, for science.

Dark Young Link posted...
when they're killed

Oh, another live. I'm bad at killing people I guess.

ChaosTonyV4 posted...
Somebody saaaaaaaaaave meeee

ChaosTony wondered, would somebody actually be willing to save him?

So, he was placed into a save my with wonderful characters like Joffrey Baratheon, Jar Jar, Eiko, and every other character your mind could conceivably think of that was of similar quality. Granted he forgot one important fact when he decided that he would take part in this contest. This was board 8, so it makes sense that literally every single one of those characters would end up saved relatively early. Oops.

Nobody saved Tony in a save my, dead day 1. Sorry about that.

Living
MetalmindStats-2
ChichiriMuyo-1
Emeraldegg-1
X_Dante_X-1
IfGodCouldDie-1
Cavedweller2000-1
NFUN-1
Bane_Of_Despair-1

Dead
norenxaq-0 - drank kool aid
NBIceman- 0 - botched jackhammer from Goldberg
Shonen_Bat - 0 - eaten by Ozzy Osbourne
ChaosTonyV4 - 0 - Eliminated in a Save My Day 1.

4 of 13? What a terrible program.

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IfGodCouldDie
03/12/20 10:57:12 PM
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I'm not feeling lucky

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norenxaq
03/12/20 11:05:11 PM
#21:




I'm closer to age 2700...

still amusing, though

retry
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NFUN
03/12/20 11:09:15 PM
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some just need a little help

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Emeraldegg
03/12/20 11:24:32 PM
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so if we lived we can post again? cool, posting to be accidentally crushed during a jewel heist
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Bane_Of_Despair
03/12/20 11:26:48 PM
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badaboom

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MarkS222222222222222
03/13/20 12:34:22 AM
#25:


Fine

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Arti
03/13/20 1:41:17 PM
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Cavedweller2000
03/13/20 1:43:41 PM
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Second time's a charm!

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ChichiriMuyo
03/13/20 4:08:29 PM
#28:


We all die sometime

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X_Dante_X
03/13/20 6:02:46 PM
#29:


post

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Drakeryn
03/13/20 7:55:49 PM
#30:


bonk
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MysteriousStan
03/13/20 8:47:17 PM
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But who will GM the Bears if I die here?
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VeryInsane
03/13/20 9:31:43 PM
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I was gonna post results but I got really exhausted at end of day, dont want some lazy work so wait til tomorrow

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VeryInsane
03/14/20 9:17:39 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
I'm not feeling lucky

You live again.

norenxaq posted...
I'm closer to age 2700...

still amusing, though

retry

first one in casual mode,

unfortunately your death was already posted so you just get a blank message saying you're dead again, but I guess you drank blue raspberry kool aid this time at least.

NFUN posted...
some just need a little help

NFUN was really concerned about VI's bad probability, he was wondering if the website he was using was complete shit, or if he should just create a bot with a Math.floor(Math.random() *2) that should help with creating a good, albeit boring algorithm that should help with doing it. but why do that when you can have google just do all the hard work for you? I switched websites and now NFUN is dead. Oh no, how will he know when VeryInsane will finish the Trails trilogy?

NFUN died from giving a better website

Emeraldegg posted...
so if we lived we can post again? cool, posting to be accidentally crushed during a jewel heist

Emerald was wondering if he could live once again during a jewel heist, it seemed like he made a very accurate prediction, however, his death was not that kind of crush

Emerald died drinking an Orange Crush during a jewel heist
Bane_Of_Despair posted...
badaboom

Congrats, you live.

MarkS222222222222222 posted...
Fine

We were fools all along, you were actually dead all along and you never wanted to admit it.

MarkS222222222222222 was dead all along, right in the making of the account. That's the only reason I can think of for all the 2s

But wait, who's that?

Well that must be MarkS222222222222223.

Arti posted...
I am already dead

Nah, you actually live.

I'm working on the next very soon.

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VeryInsane
03/14/20 9:28:03 PM
#34:




Cavedweller2000 posted...
Second time's a charm!

When you dwell in a cave, it seems like it's a smart idea because you don't have to worry about no coronavirus or regular person fare. But, they say that there is a fate worse than that, lurking within the caves.

cavedweller, in perhaps the most surprising thing imaginable, just got mauled by a bunch of secret underground mole people. They're real, I swear. I know because I'm VeryInsane.

ChichiriMuyo posted...
We all die sometime

Chichiri was wondering about the odds about this contest. Thinking hard about the probabilitiy and stats. There was a 1/2^n chance that this would work, the odds would make sense to back away after 2 tries, unless you happen to be in fire emblem, then you can get away with a 1 or 2 percent chance and be able to defy the gods with your luck. However, he decided to overthink it, and simply decided to pick this specific post. It seems when you are post #28, you die 100% of the time. This is a statistic that is completely true, since everyone who has made it to post 28 died if VI did not completely abandon this series. What are the odds of that?

Chichiri died at post 28.

X_Dante_X posted...
post

Dante knew that posting was suffering, to continue to post in this topic would be extremely painful, and thus, would continue to post in a similar aspect hoping for VI to end his pain once and for all. So he got out of his chair, and did the most important thing he ould think of, something that no board 8er would think would be possible.

Dante went outside.

Drakeryn posted...
bonk

Right before he died, Dante made a topic on board 8 asking what was for lunch. Drak posted in it, as he usually does, but he made a crucial mistake, he didn't actually specify what he was getting in his burrito, and he ended up getting one... without guacamole. Damn.

Drak died eating a burrito without guacamole. Poor Man.

MysteriousStan posted...
But who will GM the Bears if I die here?

You live.

Stats tomorrow, but I assume you can look them up.

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VeryInsane
03/16/20 7:58:03 AM
#35:


damn I killed a lot of people did I

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IfGodCouldDie
03/16/20 8:31:24 AM
#36:


3 times the charm

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