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coinstarcad
03/09/20 11:58:04 AM
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$6500 but you get infected with covid19 for study



A prestigious hospital is studying patients with the coronavirus with the goal to developing a cure. Tomorrow you'll be injected with covid19 and monitored for up to 14 days, and then given your $6500 plus $6500 bonus for any extra data gained from your stay. You'll be given cruise ship level privileges such as room service, entertainment and wifi, and access to a spa and exercise equipment. You can also have sexual activities with any other willing coronavirus participant.

Coronavirus has a high survival rate among young people. You may not want to be exposed to the risk, but then again you might end up infected with it anyway. Alternatively, you can choose to wait 1 week so that you can watch coronavirus updates on any news station. Then you'll be asked 1 more time for the last chance to participate.
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Evening_Dragon
03/09/20 11:59:07 AM
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Hell yeah, free vacation, maybe I'll die.

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coinstarcad
03/09/20 12:01:35 PM
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Maybe it's harmless like the flu. Or it's hoax. The poll is based on a real thing.
https://brobible.com/culture/article/coronavirus-news-paid-infected-volunteers-covid19/
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FabIemaster
03/09/20 12:04:54 PM
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Am I limited to just 1 injection?

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philsov
03/09/20 12:06:23 PM
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coinstarcad posted...
Coronavirus has a high survival rate among young people


~1% chance to die for $6500? Fuck that
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Tupacrulez
03/09/20 12:06:40 PM
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philsov posted...
~1% chance to die for $6500? Fuck that

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Machete
03/09/20 12:07:03 PM
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Yeah that's fine. I've heard it's mostly respiratory and my lungs are pristine so I should be fine.
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apolloooo
03/09/20 12:07:04 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
free vacation


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Complete_Idi0t
03/09/20 12:07:19 PM
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That's more than I earn in a year, so sure!
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coinstarcad
03/09/20 12:08:45 PM
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This is a one time offer. You get an additional $6500 if they get any interesting, constructive data from you.
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TheMikh
03/09/20 12:09:24 PM
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is the virus dead

if so, sure, that's basically how vaccination works

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coinstarcad
03/09/20 12:22:13 PM
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You are injected with a real covid19 strain, not 0C43 or 229E. It's THE coronavirus and it's not dead. Remember, high survival rate.
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CookieV3
03/09/20 12:25:10 PM
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Do I get the new deadly strain or the weak one?

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IronChef_Kirby
03/09/20 12:25:49 PM
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My initial answer was no because although the research is useful, I didnt want to be responsible for getting more people infected. But, when you mentioned the vacation, I was sold.

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TheBiggerWiggle
03/09/20 12:32:18 PM
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I was just saying yesterday that I almost want to get it now just to get it over with. Id easily take the money.

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Tony_Biggie_Pun
03/09/20 12:33:01 PM
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coinstarcad
03/09/20 12:38:35 PM
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CookieV3 posted...
Do I get the new deadly strain or the weak one?
I don't understand. The hospital's goal is to cure covid19. So I guess, yes it's a deadly strain.
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SeveredThumb
03/09/20 12:40:29 PM
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I wouldn't mind, and the money sounds nice.

Coronavirus is very close to the same as the flu and SARS. There's literally nothing to worry about. We eventually overcame the outbreak of SARS in 2003. COVID-19 won't kill you unless you have an absolute terrible respiratory or immune system.

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Noraneko_Vel
03/09/20 12:43:23 PM
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coinstarcad posted...
Remember, high survival rate.

Remember, 15% chance the illness will be very serious, so you'd throw away the money you just earned (and your work earnings for 2+ weeks) away and die, or go through a really shitty case of "flu" for a few weeks.

TheBiggerWiggle posted...
I almost want to get it now just to get it over with

Get over with your life you mean? Coz you won't be over the coronavirus, news says there is apparently no immunity memory. meaning you can get reinfected right away and the illness will be even more life-threatening.

And let's not forget that this is still SARS, apparently it can leave permanent damage in your lungs.

SeveredThumb posted...
COVID-19 won't kill you unless you have an absolute terrible respiratory or immune system.

It killed healthy young people before.

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tigerslashII
03/09/20 12:48:18 PM
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For duty, for humanity, for 6500 bucks!

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SeveredThumb
03/09/20 12:49:12 PM
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Noraneko_Vel posted...
It killed healthy young people before.
So did the flu, but the chances of that happening was, and still is, very slim

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ehhwhatever
03/09/20 12:58:23 PM
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well they have to experiment to find vaccine, it looks like they are going by covid19's DNA sequence, that could be tricky, which version are you getting?

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Foppe
03/09/20 12:59:37 PM
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14 days seems too short.

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