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Darmik 03/08/20 10:19:35 PM #1:	Will your bottom survive the Great Toilet Paper War of 2020? He who has the most TP wins. --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:935417851] in How much t... [t:78459512]...</cite> <quote>Will your bottom survive the Great Toilet Paper War of 2020? He who has the most TP wins. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronChef_Kirby 03/08/20 10:20:34 PM #2:	One barely-used roll, and 4 more under the sink. --- https://imgur.com/faC30Oe 3DS FC: 1375 7308 4517 <cite>IronChef_Kirby posted [p:935417893] in How much t... [t:78459512]...</cite> <quote>One barely-used roll, and 4 more under the sink. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 03/08/20 10:21:29 PM #3:	One nearly full roll and a pack with like 4 or 5 full rolls --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:935417938] in How much t... [t:78459512]...</cite> <quote>One nearly full roll and a pack with like 4 or 5 full rolls </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 03/08/20 10:22:09 PM #4:	Well, I decided in this crisis that I needed to stock up, so I pulled all the money I had out of savings and bought 2,700 rolls. I can't use my shower anymore because it's literally floor to ceiling with toilet paper. I threw out half of the food in my cabinets to make room for toilet paper, the back seat of my car is full (I had to tint the windows to avoid theft, and hired overnight security to watch the driveway just in case) I don't feel like I took it to the extremes that some lunatics did though. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:935417972] in How much t... [t:78459512]...</cite> <quote>Well, I decided in this crisis that I needed to stock up, so I pulled all the money I had out of savings and bought 2,700 rolls. I can't use my shower anymore because it's literally floor to ceiling with toilet paper. I threw out half of the food in my cabinets to make room for toilet paper, the back seat of my car is full (I had to tint the windows to avoid theft, and hired overnight security to watch the driveway just in case) I don't feel like I took it to the extremes that some lunatics did though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 03/08/20 10:23:27 PM #5:	I gotta start jerkin off in the shower to conserve my TP supply. --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:935418032] in How much t... [t:78459512]...</cite> <quote>I gotta start jerkin off in the shower to conserve my TP supply.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 03/08/20 10:28:58 PM #6:	a-c-a-b posted... I gotta start jerkin off in the shower to conserve my TP supply. Dude, it's a crisis, why are you wasting protein? --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:935418281] in How much t... [t:78459512]...</cite> <quote>a-c-a-b posted... </cite> <quote>I gotta start jerkin off in the shower to conserve my TP supply.</quote>Dude, it's a crisis, why are you wasting protein? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 03/08/20 10:30:13 PM #7:	All of those post-apocalyptic movies assumed we'd be fighting over fuel or water. But they overlooked the fight to keep our asses clean! --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:935418342] in How much t... [t:78459512]...</cite> <quote>All of those post-apocalyptic movies assumed we'd be fighting over fuel or water. But they overlooked the fight to keep our asses clean! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 03/08/20 10:30:35 PM #8:	Nobody tell him. He's feelin out our supplies --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:935418361] in How much t... [t:78459512]...</cite> <quote>Nobody tell him. He's feelin out our supplies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 03/08/20 10:31:31 PM #9:	I just use bleach so I had no issue stocking up on that. --- The Original PSN: deznutzbust69 <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:935418408] in How much t... [t:78459512]...</cite> <quote>I just use bleach so I had no issue stocking up on that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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