Current Events > Jesus comes back and runs for President; Would you vote for him?

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Supernatural
03/04/20 11:00:55 PM
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Would you for vote Jesus as President?


He comes back as the lowest class. a black transexual

would u vote for Jesus?

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TheMikh
03/04/20 11:04:08 PM
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if he espouses what tolstoy claims, then yes

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ffmasterjose
03/04/20 11:04:18 PM
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The better question is would Republicans call him a socialist cuck to his face or behind his back?

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Jiek_Fafn
03/04/20 11:05:09 PM
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Free fish and bread for everyone? How the fuck ate we gonna pay for that?

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Rika_Furude
03/04/20 11:05:50 PM
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Supernatural
03/04/20 11:06:02 PM
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ffmasterjose posted...
The better question is would Republicans call him a socialist cuck to his face or behind his back?
???just republicans? my teacher literally wants biden to win cause bernie is a socialist and people should earn their way in this life.

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Questionmarktarius
03/04/20 11:06:10 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Free fish and bread for everyone? How the fuck are we gonna pay for that?
Divine intervention is pretty much the only way redistribution schemes will ever work for any meaningful length of time anyway, so I think we'll be fine.
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Supernatural
03/04/20 11:06:36 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
What policies does he want to implement
the good ones

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MabusIncarnate
03/04/20 11:06:45 PM
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Fuck no, imagine the new liquor laws.

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Supernatural
03/04/20 11:07:13 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Fuck no, imagine the new liquor laws.
Catholics drink alcohol.

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Rika_Furude
03/04/20 11:07:19 PM
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Supernatural posted...
the good ones
How is that better than what Bernie is already doing

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pauIie
03/04/20 11:08:20 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Fuck no, imagine the new liquor laws.
they'd have to pretty lax since buddy can turn water into wine. unless that's not what you want.

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Supernatural
03/04/20 11:08:53 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
How is that better than what Bernie is already doing
I didnt say it was better.
I'm asking if people would vote for it

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UnfairRepresent
03/04/20 11:09:22 PM
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He's not American

he can't run
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Rika_Furude
03/04/20 11:09:52 PM
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Supernatural posted...
I didnt say it was better.
I'm asking if people would vote for it
The policies Jesus would implement are not what the typical Christian would want so probably not

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Supernatural
03/04/20 11:11:56 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
The policies Jesus would implement are not what the typical Christian would want so probably not
I'm not talking about the typical Christians.
I'm talking about you

If Christians literally followed their bible and were perfect then they wouldnt sin
but humans are imperfect so this happens

that isn't my question tho

Jesus is perfect

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Questionmarktarius
03/04/20 11:12:08 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
The policies Jesus would implement are not what the typical Christian would want so probably not
About the only thing Jesus went all tyrannical about was selling stuff in the church, which, um, uhhh...

Ohshit.
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brestugo
03/04/20 11:12:25 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Free fish and bread for everyone? How the fuck ate we gonna pay for that?
Gonna have to tithe more.

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Lorenzo_2003
03/04/20 11:22:06 PM
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No.

Dont get me wrong, he sounds like a good guy. But he couldnt handle the Romans and a bunch of his own people who really didnt like him, and was eventually given the death penalty. How is he gonna handle the Russians, Chinese and various radical Islamic groups today? Plus, he was more into heavenly salvation, and not so much Earthly (i.e. practical) matters.

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Supernatural
03/04/20 11:27:38 PM
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...
No.

Dont get me wrong, he sounds like a good guy. But he couldnt handle the Romans and a bunch of his own people who really didnt like him, and was eventually given the death penalty. How is he gonna handle the Russians, Chinese and various radical Islamic groups today? Plus, he was more into heavenly salvation, and not so much Earthly (i.e. practical) matters.
Yeah, I think thats the whole point
This place isn't what we should really focus on.

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Verdekal
03/04/20 11:46:21 PM
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I thought the anti-Christ wanted to be a politician?

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SauI_Goodman
03/04/20 11:46:50 PM
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He wasn't born in America so I'm sorry to say he wouldn't be eligible.

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jmikla
03/04/20 11:50:11 PM
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Supernatural posted...
President

of what?


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Supernatural
03/05/20 2:40:50 AM
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jmikla posted...
of what?
Of the nations

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