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Tired-Insomniac
03/04/20 7:49:34 PM
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Got the Far From Home one for Comic Con and while it fits amazingly and I look fantastic...certain parts of me look a little too fantastic.

Very noticeable bulge and it hugs my ass like a super clingy long distance girlfriend that hasn't seen it in 8 months.

All I had underneath was boxer briefs and a t-shirt. If I wear anything else it gets bunched up and looks bad.

Any suggestions or am I just gonna have to deal with people ogling my web shooter all day?


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Tired-Insomniac
03/04/20 7:52:12 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
is this copypasta

No, I legitimately need advice

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NL
03/04/20 7:55:03 PM
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Doesn't seem like you understood whose costume you were buying.

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AloofHermit
03/04/20 7:55:28 PM
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Zurkon posted...
Pics


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Jiek_Fafn
03/04/20 8:00:27 PM
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This reminds me of a super old topic where dude posted pictures of his spidey costume and everyone just talked about his dick bulge for 500 posts. I miss when CE was fun

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Tired-Insomniac
03/04/20 8:43:20 PM
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NL posted...
Doesn't seem like you understood whose costume you were buying.

I just didn't expect it to be that skin tight

I put on an extra pair of underwear and it helped a lot.

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No because

Jiek_Fafn posted...
This reminds me of a super old topic where dude posted pictures of his spidey costume and everyone just talked about his dick bulge for 500 posts. I miss when CE was fun


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LookANinja
03/04/20 8:44:26 PM
#10:


Turn it into a joke and make the bulge like comically large.

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MC_BatCommander
03/04/20 8:44:39 PM
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Tape your dick like drag queens do

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Darmik
03/04/20 8:45:32 PM
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I remember back in the day seeing a video on YouTube of a bound spandex Spider-man being tickled by symbiote Spider-man and it was oddly sexual.

That was weird.

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Schwarz
03/04/20 8:53:24 PM
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Dance belt

Compression shorts

Multiple underwears

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IronChef_Kirby
03/04/20 8:54:52 PM
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Tom Holland said they made him wear a thong for his costume. Maybe thats the answer.

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