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Bass_X0
03/02/20 3:10:02 PM
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And why should I care?

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Chicken
03/02/20 3:15:05 PM
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A fancy bird

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ocelot51
03/02/20 3:15:41 PM
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Artemis Fowl is a fictional person. He's from an old YA novel. You probably shouldn't care.
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Bio1590
03/02/20 3:16:39 PM
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A character from a book series that took so long to write that the people it was targeted at legitimately grew out of it.
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Bass_X0
03/02/20 3:16:44 PM
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ocelot51 posted...
Artemis Fowl is a fictional person. He's from an old YA novel. You probably shouldn't care.

Disneys making a new movie.

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Chicken
03/02/20 3:18:26 PM
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Remember Artemis Fowl? Hes back, in Pog form.

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ocelot51
03/02/20 3:19:08 PM
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Bass_X0 posted...
Disneys making a new movie.
I don't care about that. Do you?

Jeez that book came out in 2001. Can't believe it's been that long since I read it. O_o
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DeadBankerDream
03/02/20 3:19:10 PM
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What's a dresden file?

Is it a nazi nail file?
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pegusus123456
03/02/20 3:25:23 PM
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Bass_X0 posted...
Disneys making a new movie.
Then you definitely shouldn't care.

And after looking up the trailer, then you really, definitely, absolutely shouldn't care because they took the thing that made it interesting and fucked it all up. The trailer shows a bright-eyed little boy whose dad is kidnapped and he teams up with a fairy named Holly and a dwarf named Mulch to save him. The book is about a genius boy who's arguably a sociopath. He kidnaps a fairy named Holly and holds her for ransom. The fairy world eventually sends in Mulch, a convicted criminal, to try and save her.

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DarthAragorn
03/02/20 3:38:22 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Bass_X0 posted...
Disneys making a new movie.
Then you definitely shouldn't care.

And after looking up the trailer, then you really, definitely, absolutely shouldn't care because they took the thing that made it interesting and fucked it all up. The trailer shows a bright-eyed little boy whose dad is kidnapped and he teams up with a fairy named Holly and a dwarf named Mulch to save him. The book is about a genius boy who's arguably a sociopath. He kidnaps a fairy named Holly and holds her for ransom. The fairy world eventually sends in Mulch, a convicted criminal, to try and save her.

What the fuck that's awful

One of the only things I remember about the series was that Artemis was supposed to be a giant asshole
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LightHawKnight
03/02/20 3:42:48 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
What's a dresden file?

Is it a nazi nail file?

It is files, there are more than one nail file.

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pegusus123456
03/02/20 3:43:46 PM
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SerperiorThanU posted...
forcing a romance between him and Holly
Oh, that's gross.

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Colorahdo
03/02/20 4:13:37 PM
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if I remember the book he's like an annoying teenager version of Dexter's Laboratory

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Eevee-Trainer
03/02/20 4:18:01 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
What the fuck that's awful

One of the only things I remember about the series was that Artemis was supposed to be a giant asshole
re: the trailer

This. Gross.

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