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MachineJaipur
03/01/20 9:27:26 AM
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Are you?



It's a new month and the internet yet again challenges us to not touch ourselves with impure intentions.
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JTilly
03/01/20 9:28:43 AM
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Nah. Sometimes I have a hard time falling asleep if I dont

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Jagr_68
03/01/20 9:28:49 AM
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Geez how many of these Incel months are there?

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ReggieBush09
03/01/20 9:30:04 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Geez how many of these Incel months are there?
huh.

It's called being RED PILL and not taking shit from Feminists.

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ThyCorndog
03/01/20 9:31:12 AM
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Heeeell no
I jerk it when I want

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UnfairRepresent
03/01/20 9:31:14 AM
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How can you have already failed

it's the 1st
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MachineJaipur
03/01/20 9:31:50 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Geez how many of these Incel months are there?
No Nut November
No Jacking January/June/July
No Fap February
No Masturbation March/May
No Action April/August
No Slickin' September
No Orgasm October

There, a whole years worth (I made most of them up)
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ThyCorndog
03/01/20 9:32:43 AM
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Don't forget No Dick December for the femcels

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MachineJaipur
03/01/20 9:32:52 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
How can you have already failed

it's the 1st
You never woke up ready to go?
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MachineJaipur
03/01/20 9:33:48 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
Don't forget No Dick December for the femcels
Wait I forgot December.

Though I've only ever heard Destory Dick December, basically the one month of the year you're allowed to jack all day erry day
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p-m
03/01/20 9:33:50 AM
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I haven't masturbated since May 2019, I haven't ejaculated since October 2019. I feel fine

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MachineJaipur
03/01/20 9:34:35 AM
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p-m posted...
I haven't masturbated since May 2019, I haven't ejaculated since October 2019. I feel fine
After 5 months did you lightly brush against a desk and ejaculate on the spot?
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p-m
03/01/20 9:35:00 AM
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MachineJaipur posted...
After 5 months did you lightly brush against a desk and ejaculate on the spot?
No I had sex. Lasted a decent enough time.

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MachineJaipur
03/01/20 9:35:40 AM
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p-m posted...
No I had sex.
Wow no need to brag about it /s
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Jagr_68
03/01/20 9:38:25 AM
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MachineJaipur posted...
No Nut November
No Jacking January/June/July
No Fap February
No Masturbation March/May
No Action April/August
No Slickin' September
No Orgasm October

There, a whole years worth (I made most of them up)

Dang, that's alot of days to not drop loads. True followers must've ascended to Dr. Manhattan levels after a whole year of suppressing all that man yogurt.

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WilliamPorygon
03/01/20 10:17:17 AM
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Fuck no, my birthday is in ten days and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let it go by without celebrating the way I want

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pikachupwnage
03/01/20 10:18:35 AM
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Minus Masturbation March sounds better.

Alliteration

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brestugo
03/01/20 10:21:11 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Geez how many of these Incel months are there?


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SableWolfAngel
03/01/20 10:26:26 AM
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No way, man. I'd have a hard time tapering off. Plus, I just got a new toy so it'd be a waste of money to not use it everyday.

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