Current Events > Your reaction: You discover aliens exist because your teen son got one pregnant.

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You come home from work unexpectedly early one day only to hear arguing coming from inside. You open the door to find your son fighting with a girl. Except this is no ordinary woman, she is bright blue, tall, has a distorted voice and is clearly exterrestrial despite being humanoid.

"This is your fault! You're the one who told me I couldn't get you pregnant." Your son screams.

"I didn't think humans could. You don't produce much and no one else has since first contact. But it's too late now it's happened and you're not even going to tell him!?" the alien retorts while throwing a pillow.

"Dad!?" your teen son shouts as he sees you in the doorway. The pillow hits him square in the chin.

"Yes your parantage! You're not even going to inform him that you q-..... Oh..." she says as she realizes and turns round to see you.

https://i.imgur.com/Lb86HLc.jpg

"Hi.... Dad... This is Rithana Prod-Vovlov.... She's my human girlfriend who is human.... really into cosplay as you can see..." your son says sheepishly

How do you react?
What do you do?
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Its okay, since the fact that you made her pregnant means we're technically the same species. I'll call her Ovvy for short.

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IShall_Run_Amok posted...

Its okay, since the fact that you made her pregnant means we're technically the same species.

Lions and tigers be like "yo dude wtf?"
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