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pinky0926
02/26/20 10:21:00 AM
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How do people actually enjoy sounding, jesus christ

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MachineJaipur
02/26/20 10:22:12 AM
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but why
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SquantoZ
02/26/20 10:22:15 AM
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Did you catch syphilis?

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pinky0926
02/26/20 10:25:05 AM
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SquantoZ posted...
Did you catch syphilis?

Don't know yet. Gonorrhea like symptoms, although that shouldn't be possible assuming everyone is telling the truth.

We'll find out soon enough I guess.

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Romulox28
02/26/20 10:28:42 AM
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For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: " @Sunhawk was right again.

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eston
02/26/20 10:29:35 AM
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pinky0926
02/26/20 10:43:25 AM
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:/

STD scares are scary, but I think gonorrhea and syphillis are both curable at least... I had an HIV scare last year and it was extremely frightening

That's grim man. What happened?


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SquantoZ
02/26/20 10:56:05 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Don't know yet. Gonorrhea like symptoms, although that shouldn't be possible assuming everyone is telling the truth.

We'll find out soon enough I guess.

yikes man. Good luck!

Also, hopefully Sunhawk takes it easy on you in his pinky book.

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pinky0926
02/26/20 10:58:04 AM
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Gonorrhea is unpleasant but it's not a big deal. A week of antibios will resolve it.

Mostly it's just kind of gross to deal with. And then you have to think...if I got that I could have gotten something much worse.

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Alpha218
02/26/20 10:58:32 AM
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Please dont feed Snus obsession with pinky lol

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BignutzisBack
02/26/20 11:00:01 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: " @Sunhawk was right again.

Lmao

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Returning_CEmen
02/26/20 11:03:35 AM
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2?!??
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SquantoZ
02/26/20 11:08:59 AM
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lmao it was a fucking mess

I slept with this really weird guy, really did not like him at all so I don't know why I slept with him.. When I got to his place, you couldn't even walk through his house properly because there was junk everywhere, then he had me trapped in the basement because there was junk blocking the door. Plus he was just so fucking weird (for example, when he finished, he literally said "oopsie! i finished too early" and kept repeating "oopsies!" over and over. I thought I was hooking up with an evil clown or something. I also threw up afterward because of me panicking and I was just so repulsed by him - even though he wasn't that bad looking).

Due to all of this, I had a panic attack in the middle of sleeping with him which meant I couldn't say anything, so he f'd me without protection and I couldn't bring myself to revoke consent, then around a week later I started getting all the symptoms of HIV seroconversion (flu symptoms), I also found out that this guy has slept with a ton of people at around the same time so the risk of him having it is higher.... I was fucking torn up until I could get tested, and I was negative for everything, so.... it worked out, but... sleeping with that guy was probably my biggest regret of 2019. He basically made me feel bad for him so that I would give him pity sex. Ugh. Never again

holy shit! What a mess!!!

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pinky0926
02/26/20 11:21:10 AM
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lmao it was a fucking mess

I slept with this really weird guy, really did not like him at all so I don't know why I slept with him.. When I got to his place, you couldn't even walk through his house properly because there was junk everywhere, then he had me trapped in the basement because there was junk blocking the door. Plus he was just so fucking weird (for example, when he finished, he literally said "oopsie! i finished too early" and kept repeating "oopsies!" over and over. I thought I was hooking up with an evil clown or something. I also threw up afterward because of me panicking and I was just so repulsed by him - even though he wasn't that bad looking).

Due to all of this, I had a panic attack in the middle of sleeping with him which meant I couldn't say anything, so he f'd me without protection and I couldn't bring myself to revoke consent, then around a week later I started getting all the symptoms of HIV seroconversion (flu symptoms), I also found out that this guy has slept with a ton of people at around the same time so the risk of him having it is higher.... I was fucking torn up until I could get tested, and I was negative for everything, so.... it worked out, but... sleeping with that guy was probably my biggest regret of 2019. He basically made me feel bad for him so that I would give him pity sex. Ugh. Never again

Horrible. Well I'm glad you got out of it ok.

HIV symptoms are horrible in that way because they are so ordinary.

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eston
02/26/20 2:01:10 PM
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MeIon Bread
02/26/20 2:02:18 PM
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How many sexual partners are you at now, pinky? About 200, right? Or are you past that number now?

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R1masher
02/26/20 2:02:22 PM
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Did you have to chase them down or were they willing to get their penises swabbed ?

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kingdrake2
02/26/20 2:04:06 PM
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eston posted...
Wrap your winky,


obviously this goes to anyone (especially for one night stands).
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ShadowElite86
02/26/20 2:10:52 PM
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You are now tracking this topic.

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philsov
02/26/20 2:17:42 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
How do people actually enjoy sounding,


Well it starts by having a noninfected urethra.
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