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DeadBankerDream
02/26/20 7:39:07 AM
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Bernie: The economy is doing well for billionaires like Bloomberg, but for the average worker wages are stagnant

Bloomberg: Oh yeah!? Well, Mr. Sanders let me respond logically: Russia!

Audience: OH NO, HE DIDN'T!

Buttigieg: RUSSIA! *Shits pants loudly*

Debate moderators: RUSSIA! *Farts loudly*

Bernie: Hello Mr. Putin. How are you. Go away!

What the fuck is happening.
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eston
02/26/20 7:41:20 AM
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They should really think about adding a laugh track to spice things up a little

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Sexypwnstar
02/26/20 7:46:34 AM
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Why would you subject yourself to watching a DNC debate that isn't live

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DeadBankerDream
02/26/20 7:58:51 AM
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Warren: Bloomberg has no loyalty to the ideals of the party and constantly support the vilest of republican garbage monetarily. Why would anyone vote for a republican pretending to be a democrat over Trump?

Bloomberg: Your point is invalid because I was the mayor of that 9/11 happening place.
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DeadBankerDream
02/26/20 8:19:16 AM
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Bloomberg: The democrats in the house who are keeping Donald Trump in check? I bou-- er, I got them elected.

Yikes.
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DeadBankerDream
02/26/20 8:43:48 AM
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Why is nobody going after Biden? He's having a great time and he was already in the lead in South Carolina polling. Are they all abandoning South Carolina and just ragging on Bloomberg like last time because that has better optics for Super Tuesday?
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DeadBankerDream
02/26/20 9:40:43 AM
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At the end of the debate one of the moderators said the debate was over, but then the other was like "no, we have one more commercial break"

So they had a 4 minute commercial break and they just came back to say "okay now the debate is over"

What the fuck?
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UnholyMudcrab
02/26/20 9:42:16 AM
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It was a gigantic mess. The moderators were terrible, the crowd was bought out by Bloomberg, and they played a Bloomberg ad like every commercial break.
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