Current Events > The perfect girl but she is allergic to lies.

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She's in every way what you expect the perfect girl to be from apperance to personality to career except for the fact she has a strong lie allergy.

So you'll be at the bar having drinks when your friend turns up, clasps your shoulder and is like "Aww man you should have seen me last night bro, I got these two smoking hot brunettes all over me and my 12 inches, went back to my place and it was like playing Golf man I got in all 6 of them holes dude! 5 hours and like 80 orgasms later I dumped them back at their place before hitting up the alley with the guys when I won 6 games in a row. Pity you missed it."

When suddenly your perfect girl starts sneezing, feeling sick and scratching her arm that has a red rash.

Later she explains "I'm sorry about that, someone at the bar was lying and it makes my body flare up. I can't control it. I just got these really bad dishonesty allergies, it's a problem sometimes. I can never listen to religious sermans or political debates. Usually it's okay though as long as I am careful. Its not a problem is it?"

https://i.imgur.com/B3rK1Wo.jpg

Could you date her?
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That's a borderline super power. She should be working for like the FBI or some shit...

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Pete Nocchio weeps.

buddhamonster posted...

That's a borderline super power. She should be working for like the FBI or some shit...

I think 15 minutes in close proximty of any government industry would result in her death.

Unless she's kept in isolation or something.

Would be like throwing someone with a peanut allergy into a bathtub of nuts and telling them to work there.
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"Do you think I've put on weight?"
- No of course not.
"Oh great, now I'm fat, and have hives!"

Easy. Lying is for people who aren't smart enough to be evasive

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He quickly would she die if I brought her to a donald trump rally?
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Machete posted...

He quickly would she die if I brought her to a donald trump rally?

you are a fool

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UnfairRepresent posted...

I think 15 minutes in close proximty of any government industry would result in her death.

Unless she's kept in isolation or something.

Would be like throwing someone with a peanut allergy into a bathtub of nuts and telling them to work there.

It's a blessing, and a curse, but with great power comes great responsibility. Uncle Ben once said that, and he was the wisest man I knew.

If she didn't find a way to hone that power for good, then I'd have no respect for her at all, and thus, could not date her.

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buddhamonster posted...

It's a blessing, and a curse, but with great power comes great responsibility. Uncle Ben once said that, and he was the wisest man I knew.

If she didn't find a way to hone that power for good, then I'd have no respect for her at all, and thus, could not date her.

wtf are you on about?
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more pics!

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Sure I could date someone like that.

Wait what do you mean she started sneezing after I said that? That doesnt make any sense?

Wait now she is rashing up? What could be causing this as I have no idea I mean it cant be me!

What she died?! That is horrible! Oh well no date for me.

Yay she revived and is going to be ok!

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