Current Events > She sits down next to you and says "Hey"
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Flockaveli 02/23/20 11:58:06 AM #1: |
 WYD next? --- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PIITB415 02/23/20 11:58:53 AM #2: |
I say hello and completely ignore her botched face after that.
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Chicken_Butt 02/23/20 11:59:20 AM #4: |
Vomit down her shirt.
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Conception616 02/23/20 11:59:35 AM #5: |
If she has a nice ass, I hit it from the back.
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Flockaveli 02/23/20 12:00:08 PM #6: |
I'm literally crying laughing at this.
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The Popo 02/23/20 12:00:32 PM #7: |
 --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Notti 02/23/20 12:00:45 PM #8: |
Shaved Chewbaccas need love too.
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KillerSlaw 02/23/20 12:01:41 PM #9: |
I attempt to sexually seduce her so I can claim to have been the first man to have sex with an alien life form.
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Christian RULES 02/23/20 12:01:43 PM #10: |
I read topic title as She sits on your face and says "Hey"
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Lost_All_Senses 02/23/20 12:03:31 PM #11: |
Get into a conversation. There's not a standard for someone to be able to talk to me. That's pretentious as fuck.
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Chicken_Butt 02/23/20 12:03:43 PM #12: |
Christian RULES posted...
I read topic title as She sits on your face and says "Hey"Well, the view would be better at least. --- Cluck. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lorenzo_2003 02/23/20 12:05:18 PM #13: |
Is that one of those Skyrim character creations? --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cobra1010 02/23/20 12:06:49 PM #14: |
Id fall to the floor, scramble back up, run into the road and get run over by a car.
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IShall_Run_Amok 02/23/20 12:07:37 PM #15: |
My first instinct is to say I have to go, and to leave immediately. However, I will depart by saying "Guess I better get going", and if she responds with "There is no time, your sword is enough", then I know that my fate is sealed.
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Dragon239 02/23/20 12:08:16 PM #16: |
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codey 02/23/20 12:09:01 PM #17: |
She looks like an Oblivion NPC
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E32005 02/23/20 12:16:20 PM #18: |
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ChuckSDeuces 02/23/20 12:16:34 PM #19: |
Reply "What is it Citizen? If you've got to travel, by the Nine Devines stay on the roads. It's the Daedra, you see."
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Shablagoo 02/23/20 12:32:22 PM #20: |
Id say, Hey
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codey 02/23/20 1:11:47 PM #21: |
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Cornmuffins 02/23/20 1:15:24 PM #22: |
Compliment her eyebrows
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StealthRock 02/23/20 1:16:40 PM #23: |
What that booty look like and is she natural?
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