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WingsOfGood
02/17/20 1:46:09 PM
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1. Ask her to lunch then at the end of lunch ask her on a date.

2. Ask her to lunch then during lunch ask her on a date.

3. Text her asking to go on a date.

4. Call her and ask her out.

5. See her in person somewhere (other than something like a planned lunch of coffee) and ask her out.

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Machete
02/17/20 1:53:11 PM
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6. Ask her to lunch and during lunch ask her to have a second lunch with you immediately after the first lunch, then during that lunch, ask her to a 3rd lunch right after that, and keep doing this until one or both of you dies from a ruptured stomach.
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J03can
02/17/20 1:54:54 PM
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Machete posted...
6. Ask her to lunch and during lunch ask her to have a second lunch with you immediately after the first lunch, then during that lunch, ask her to a 3rd lunch right after that, and keep doing this until one or both of you dies from a ruptured stomach.
This

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WingsOfGood
02/17/20 1:55:32 PM
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Machete posted...
6. Ask her to lunch and during lunch ask her to have a second lunch with you immediately after the first lunch, then during that lunch, ask her to a 3rd lunch right after that, and keep doing this until one or both of you dies from a ruptured stomach.

Funneh. But what is your serious approach mr.anti-jungle bush.
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UnholyMudcrab
02/17/20 1:55:56 PM
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WingsOfGood
02/17/20 2:00:03 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
The first step is to stop referring to her as a female

I would dare not misgender her.
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solosnake
02/17/20 2:00:36 PM
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Tel her she has a nice ass, then ask her to watch netflix

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ThyCorndog
02/17/20 2:02:11 PM
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Tell the female you would like to copulate with her, but that first you would like to travel to a feasting destination to consume biomatter with her. This has yet to fail me. I have drawn in many attractive organisms in this manner

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WingsOfGood
02/17/20 2:07:51 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
Tell the female you would like to copulate with her, but that first you would like to travel to a feasting destination to consume biomatter with her. This has yet to fail me. I have drawn in many attractive organisms in this manner

Idk man, I am not a delicious array of meat fried with a layer of tasty cornmeal.
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