Current Events > I wrote lyrics to "Sexual Paradise" (a parody of Gangsta's Paradise)

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Josiah_Is_Back
02/16/20 9:29:07 PM
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Hopefully this doesn't get modded >_>

As I lube with the KY and I take a deep breath
I take a look at my wife & say there's no condoms left
'Cause I've been cummin' & bustin' so long
That even my side-hoe thinks that my balls are gone
But I ain't never fucked a bitch that didn't creampie it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you suckin' & where you fuckin'
Or you & your home-girls might be drowned in spunk
She really hates to spit, so I got some luck
As they moan, I see my dick in the pussy soaked. fool;
Mine's the kinda D the little slutties wanna see like
On their knees in the night, screamin' my name in the blacklight

Been jizzin' most our lives
Livin' in the sexual paradise
Been jizzin' most our lives
Livin' in the sexual paradise
Keep jizzin' most our lives
Livin' in the sexual paradise
Keep jizzin' most our lives
Livin' in the sexual paradise

Look at the juicy booty they got me chasin'
I can't live a single life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta go down on the hood, cream
Too much pornography watchin' got me chasin' dreams
I'm a well-equipped player with money on my mind
Got ten inches in my pants & a gleam in her eye
I'm a jizz'd out player, but still I bang her
And my home-girls is down so go arouse my wanger
Fool; cum ain't nothin' but a sac-squeeze away
I'm livin' life do or die, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now, will I live to see twenty-four?
The way things is goin' she a hoe

Tell me why are we so damn sticky
When we fuck all night & you ride me

Been jizzin' most our lives
Livin' in the sexual paradise
Been jizzin' most our lives
Livin' in the sexual paradise
Keep jizzin' most our lives
Livin' in the sexual paradise
Keep jizzin' most our lives
Livin' in the sexual paradise

Power of the pussy, pussy is the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's fuckin' but half of them ain't suckin'
So let's get it on in the kitchen, since I don't care who's cookin'
They say I gotta cum, but nobody's here to fuck me
If they can't drain my ball sack, how dare they suck me?!
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
Nah, I'm just frontin'; you know my life is all about the suck, fool
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Irony
02/16/20 9:29:46 PM
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This is extremely offensive

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trappedunderice
02/16/20 9:31:33 PM
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Josiah_Is_Back
02/16/20 9:31:41 PM
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Irony posted...
This is extremely offensive

Get outta here Grandma
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