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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 02/15/20 10:21:15 PM #1: |
A.K.A. "Shit my mom says". She's retired, borderline disabled, and lives with me.
#1 Mom: "So I guess you're not gonna come help me and your uncle sort through grandma's things?" (she died in October) Me: "You...didn't ask me to help." Mom: "So I have to ASK you to help?" Me: "That is generally how it works, yes." #2 Mom: "It must be nice to just sit around and watch TV instead of cleaning up the mess in the kitchen." Me (*confused*): "I unloaded the dishwasher and there IS no mess." Mom: "Well...uh..." (*walks off*) --- "Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done. Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Damn_Underscore 02/15/20 10:30:54 PM #4: |
bro how did you make a username about Discord and with tHiS mEmE back in 2002?
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IHeartRadiation 02/15/20 10:39:01 PM #5: |
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
"It must be nice to just sit around and watch TV instead of cleaning up the mess in the kitchen."I hate your mom. --- I don't get it either. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sada_Pop 02/15/20 10:40:01 PM #6: |
Are you as lazy as she makes you sound?
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 02/15/20 10:44:59 PM #7: |
Damn_Underscore posted...
bro how did you make a username about Discord and with tHiS mEmE back in 2002?I'm a visionary. --- "Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done. Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sada_Pop 02/15/20 10:45:47 PM #8: |
Just a question. You have anger issues, kid.
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