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sLaCkEr408___RJ 02/15/20 8:57:51 PM #1:	Is this what heaven feels like <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:934433313] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>Is this what heaven feels like </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 02/15/20 9:04:07 PM #2:	Yes <cite>PBusted posted [p:934433564] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>Yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GrandConjuraton 02/15/20 9:06:23 PM #3:	I would never want to use one, x.x . It sounds very unappealing to me. --- Swansong, let me hear your voice! https://imgur.com/WXUtvXj <cite>GrandConjuraton posted [p:934433647] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>I would never want to use one, x.x . It sounds very unappealing to me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 02/15/20 9:08:07 PM #4:	GrandConjuraton posted... I would never want to use one, x.x . It sounds very unappealing to me. what's unappealing about having a clean asshole? --- I'm the fly in the ointment, the spanner in the works. I'm unpredictable. I'm the X-Factor. - Jamie Madrox <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:934433716] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>GrandConjuraton posted... </cite> <quote>I would never want to use one, x.x . It sounds very unappealing to me.</quote>what's unappealing about having a clean asshole? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 02/15/20 9:08:11 PM #5:	GrandConjuraton posted... I would never want to use one, x.x . It sounds very unappealing to me. Wiping is for dirty savages. Bidet/water gun is the only way to actually be clean without having to shower. Toilet paper is beyond gross. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:934433719] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>GrandConjuraton posted... </cite> <quote>I would never want to use one, x.x . It sounds very unappealing to me.</quote> Wiping is for dirty savages. Bidet/water gun is the only way to actually be clean without having to shower. Toilet paper is beyond gross. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
k debonair 02/15/20 9:16:11 PM #6:	so here's what I don't get about a bidet: after you wash, your ass is all wet. are you supposed to get a fresh towel and waste it on your wet ass every time? do you burn a towel every time you take a dump, or do you have a special ass-towel that gets reused? unless I'm missing something, toilet paper seems much simpler, is disposable, and you skip the whole wet-ass part. --- From: CJayC \| Posted: 6/3/2003 GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. <cite>k debonair posted [p:934434002] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>so here's what I don't get about a bidet: after you wash, your ass is all wet. are you supposed to get a fresh towel and waste it on your wet ass every time? do you burn a towel every time you take a dump, or do you have a special ass-towel that gets reused? unless I'm missing something, toilet paper seems much simpler, is disposable, and you skip the whole wet-ass part. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 02/15/20 9:18:59 PM #7:	k debonair posted... so here's what I don't get about a bidet: after you wash, your ass is all wet. are you supposed to get a fresh towel and waste it on your wet ass every time? do you burn a towel every time you take a dump, or do you have a special ass-towel that gets reused? unless I'm missing something, toilet paper seems much simpler, is disposable, and you skip the whole wet-ass part. These are my legitimate questions also. I always wondered how one dries their ass after using a bidet. I don't care enough to google it, i'd rather learn from CE. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:934434104] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>k debonair posted... </cite> <quote>so here's what I don't get about a bidet: after you wash, your ass is all wet. are you supposed to get a fresh towel and waste it on your wet ass every time? do you burn a towel every time you take a dump, or do you have a special ass-towel that gets reused? unless I'm missing something, toilet paper seems much simpler, is disposable, and you skip the whole wet-ass part.</quote>These are my legitimate questions also. I always wondered how one dries their ass after using a bidet. I don't care enough to google it, i'd rather learn from CE. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 02/15/20 9:20:27 PM #8:	k debonair posted... so here's what I don't get about a bidet: after you wash, your ass is all wet. are you supposed to get a fresh towel and waste it on your wet ass every time? do you burn a towel every time you take a dump, or do you have a special ass-towel that gets reused? unless I'm missing something, toilet paper seems much simpler, is disposable, and you skip the whole wet-ass part. Or you know, just dry your asshole with some toilet paper instead of speading the shit around like jam. --- El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio. "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:934434158] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>k debonair posted... </cite> <quote>so here's what I don't get about a bidet: after you wash, your ass is all wet. are you supposed to get a fresh towel and waste it on your wet ass every time? do you burn a towel every time you take a dump, or do you have a special ass-towel that gets reused? unless I'm missing something, toilet paper seems much simpler, is disposable, and you skip the whole wet-ass part.</quote>Or you know, just dry your asshole with some toilet paper instead of speading the shit around like jam. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bnui_ransder 02/15/20 9:21:42 PM #9:	Hot dragon breath comes from the seat and dries out your asshole Dont pucker --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T <cite>bnui_ransder posted [p:934434215] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>Hot dragon breath comes from the seat and dries out your asshole Dont pucker </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 02/15/20 9:23:20 PM #10:	bnui_ransder posted... Hot dragon breath comes from the seat and dries out your asshole Dont pucker Neat, are there scents? Like cherry or sandalwood? --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:934434282] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>bnui_ransder posted... </cite> <quote>Hot dragon breath comes from the seat and dries out your asshole Dont pucker</quote>Neat, are there scents? Like cherry or sandalwood? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
k debonair 02/15/20 9:24:10 PM #11:	LordFarquad1312 posted... Or you know, just dry your asshole with some toilet paper instead of speading the shit around like jam. can you elaborate? because I tried this, and the toilet paper doesn't work so well when it gets wet, it just falls apart. do you need special toilet paper? that's why I assumed everyone uses a towel instead, it works much better when wet compared to TP. --- From: CJayC \| Posted: 6/3/2003 GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. <cite>k debonair posted [p:934434316] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>LordFarquad1312 posted... </cite> <quote>Or you know, just dry your asshole with some toilet paper instead of speading the shit around like jam.</quote>can you elaborate? because I tried this, and the toilet paper doesn't work so well when it gets wet, it just falls apart. do you need special toilet paper? that's why I assumed everyone uses a towel instead, it works much better when wet compared to TP. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VTBM 02/15/20 9:26:57 PM #12:	Pat dry your butt --- https://imgur.com/e7sCCSb <cite>VTBM posted [p:934434433] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>Pat dry your butt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 02/15/20 9:29:01 PM #13:	lotta savages ITT <cite>Reis posted [p:934434521] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>lotta savages ITT </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
k debonair 02/15/20 9:31:15 PM #14:	VTBM posted... Pat dry your butt so that brings me back to the first point again. are you patting dry your whole wet ass with tiny pieces of toilet paper? because simply wiping your butthole with the toilet paper and skipping the wet ass part sounds quicker and less messy. --- From: CJayC \| Posted: 6/3/2003 GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. <cite>k debonair posted [p:934434607] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>VTBM posted... </cite> <quote>Pat dry your butt</quote>so that brings me back to the first point again. are you patting dry your whole wet ass with tiny pieces of toilet paper? because simply wiping your butthole with the toilet paper and skipping the wet ass part sounds quicker and less messy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 02/15/20 9:32:18 PM #15:	Just wear your underwear... it will be dry in a short time. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:934434651] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>Just wear your underwear... it will be dry in a short time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 02/15/20 9:32:28 PM #16:	I've always wanted to try one just out of curiosity. How strong is stream of water that comes up? --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:934434662] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>I've always wanted to try one just out of curiosity. How strong is stream of water that comes up?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 02/15/20 9:33:23 PM #17:	a-c-a-b posted... I've always wanted to try one just out of curiosity. How strong is stream of water that comes up? Strong enough that you don't feel violated but secretly wanted it to go a little deeper. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:934434697] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>a-c-a-b posted...</cite> <quote>I've always wanted to try one just out of curiosity. How strong is stream of water that comes up?</quote> Strong enough that you don't feel violated but secretly wanted it to go a little deeper.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 02/15/20 9:34:10 PM #18:	St0rmFury posted... Strong enough that you don't feel violated but secretly wanted it to go a little deeper. lmao --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:934434729] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>St0rmFury posted... </cite> <quote>Strong enough that you don't feel violated but secretly wanted it to go a little deeper.</quote>lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 02/15/20 9:51:33 PM #19:	MabusIncarnate posted... These are my legitimate questions also. I always wondered how one dries their ass after using a bidet. I don't care enough to google it, i'd rather learn from CE. Toilet paper. Basically I wipe like normal. Flush my butthole. Then dry with more toilet paper. <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:934435462] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>These are my legitimate questions also. I always wondered how one dries their ass after using a bidet. I don't care enough to google it, i'd rather learn from CE.</quote>Toilet paper. Basically I wipe like normal. Flush my butthole. Then dry with more toilet paper. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 02/15/20 9:53:37 PM #20:	a-c-a-b posted... I've always wanted to try one just out of curiosity. How strong is stream of water that comes up? Controllable. There is a knob to raise and lower pressure. <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:934435539] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>a-c-a-b posted... </cite> <quote>I've always wanted to try one just out of curiosity. How strong is stream of water that comes up?</quote>Controllable. There is a knob to raise and lower pressure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LookANinja 02/15/20 10:22:57 PM #21:	k debonair posted... so that brings me back to the first point again. are you patting dry your whole wet ass with tiny pieces of toilet paper? because simply wiping your butthole with the toilet paper and skipping the wet ass part sounds quicker and less messy. A good bidet won't have such a spread stream. You shouldn't have wet cheeks unless it's really close to the butthole area. Assuming you position yourself correctly. Some bidets have adjustable nozzles with a goddamn remote control to control nozzle position, water pressure/temperature. --- http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/56/picturesig.jpg https://imgur.com/b8HCz <cite>LookANinja posted [p:934436783] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>k debonair posted... </cite> <quote>so that brings me back to the first point again. are you patting dry your whole wet ass with tiny pieces of toilet paper? because simply wiping your butthole with the toilet paper and skipping the wet ass part sounds quicker and less messy.</quote>A good bidet won't have such a spread stream. You shouldn't have wet cheeks unless it's really close to the butthole area. Assuming you position yourself correctly. Some bidets have adjustable nozzles with a goddamn remote control to control nozzle position, water pressure/temperature. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bnui_ransder 02/15/20 10:26:13 PM #22:	Edit: just realized gifs dont work --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T <cite>bnui_ransder posted [p:934436913] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote> Edit: just realized gifs dont work </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 02/15/20 10:27:45 PM #23:	bnui_ransder posted... Edit: just realized gifs dont work It's fun to sit here and try to figure out what it was gonna do though. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:934436989] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>bnui_ransder posted... </cite> <quote> Edit: just realized gifs dont work</quote>It's fun to sit here and try to figure out what it was gonna do though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 02/15/20 10:27:47 PM #24:	Is it like a pokemon using water gun on your butthole --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:934436990] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>Is it like a pokemon using water gun on your butthole </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LookANinja 02/15/20 10:33:26 PM #25:	OMG Why are none of the fucking image hosting sites working on mobile? I want to post a picture of the remote control for my bidet. Bidet instructions https://i.imgur.com/fPYRS2a.jpg --- http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/56/picturesig.jpg https://imgur.com/b8HCz <cite>LookANinja posted [p:934437283] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>OMG Why are none of the fucking image hosting sites working on mobile? I want to post a picture of the remote control for my bidet. Bidet instructions https://i.imgur.com/fPYRS2a.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 02/15/20 10:56:49 PM #26:	SSJGrimReaper posted... Is it like a pokemon using water gun on your butthole It is like a water gun / jet stream aimed directly at your butthole. I was cautious when I first tried. Didn't know where the water was going to hit. But I just went for it. So refreshing. Cold tho <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:934438283] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>SSJGrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>Is it like a pokemon using water gun on your butthole</quote>It is like a water gun / jet stream aimed directly at your butthole. I was cautious when I first tried. Didn't know where the water was going to hit. But I just went for it. So refreshing. Cold tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 02/16/20 3:06:12 PM #27:	I've heard there are air dryers in some bidets. That will be the next thing I look forward to in life <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:934462301] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>I've heard there are air dryers in some bidets. That will be the next thing I look forward to in life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 02/16/20 8:52:55 PM #28:	GrandConjuraton posted... I would never want to use one, x.x . It sounds very unappealing to me. https://imgur.com/MHzP4De --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:934477245] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>GrandConjuraton posted... </cite> <quote>I would never want to use one, x.x . It sounds very unappealing to me.</quote> https://imgur.com/MHzP4De </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MacadamianNut3 02/18/20 10:28:48 AM #31:	The terlet in the Tokyo hotel I stayed in had a seat warmer, bidet, and dryer If it also had bobs and vagene I probably would've married it on the spot --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:934544845] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>The terlet in the Tokyo hotel I stayed in had a seat warmer, bidet, and dryer If it also had bobs and vagene I probably would've married it on the spot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 02/19/20 10:13:03 PM #32:	sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... Cold tho Thats how you know its working. sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... I've heard there are air dryers in some bidets. That will be the next thing I look forward to in life Ive never heard of this. This is definitely something Ill have to look forward to. <cite>PBusted posted [p:934619795] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...</cite> <quote>Cold tho</quote> Thats how you know its working. sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...</cite> <quote>I've heard there are air dryers in some bidets. That will be the next thing I look forward to in life </quote> Ive never heard of this. This is definitely something Ill have to look forward to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JoeDangIt 02/19/20 10:17:44 PM #33:	I really want one but it seems like it'll just have to stay a pipe dream. <cite>JoeDangIt posted [p:934620017] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>I really want one but it seems like it'll just have to stay a pipe dream. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AzurexNightmare 02/21/20 9:34:29 PM #35:	YookaLaylee posted... what's unappealing about having a clean asshole? There's such a thing as a shower. Have you, heard of it? --- PSN: xLionhartx Vita games most played: BlazBlue CP, RO Ace, Mon Monpiece, Wipeout 2048 <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:934708773] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>YookaLaylee posted... </cite> <quote>what's unappealing about having a clean asshole?</quote>There's such a thing as a shower. Have you, heard of it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 02/21/20 9:35:23 PM #36:	Is it hot warm cool or cold? --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:934708812] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>Is it hot warm cool or cold? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
refmon 02/21/20 9:44:04 PM #37:	AzurexNightmare posted... There's such a thing as a shower. Have you, heard of it? Imagine having to shower every time you take a shit just because your insecure about owning a bidet --- If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!! <cite>refmon posted [p:934709144] in Just used ... [t:78408985]...</cite> <quote>AzurexNightmare posted... </cite> <quote>There's such a thing as a shower. Have you, heard of it?</quote>Imagine having to shower every time you take a shit just because your insecure about owning a bidet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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