Current Events > You and Donald Trump are trapped in an elevator for an hour.

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Bass_X0
02/13/20 3:37:18 PM
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No one is able to get in or out for that hour. Phones do not work.


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Simon_Gruber
02/13/20 3:38:31 PM
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Kill him before he kills me first
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KILBOTz
02/13/20 3:40:11 PM
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i pretend to not know who he is. If he claims to be president I laugh him off and say no, Barack Obama is president. If he tries to still convince me he is famous, Home Alone 2 is the only thing hes been in that I will say I recognize, but I recently watched it on AMC and he is definitely not in that.

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TheMikh
02/13/20 3:40:32 PM
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He seems quite politically responsive to one-on-one conversations, so I'd take full advantage of that like a civil individual to try to bring some important concerns to light.

Also I'd inquire about business opportunities.

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LordMarshal
02/13/20 3:40:53 PM
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Uh, ask him hows his day going?

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-Unowninator-
02/13/20 3:46:38 PM
#10:


Only 1 of us is getting out alive.

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omega cookie
02/13/20 3:46:55 PM
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Sit in one of the corners and try to catch a nap.

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cmiller4642
02/13/20 3:47:21 PM
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Talk to him about gaming
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eston
02/13/20 3:55:15 PM
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Fuparulez
02/13/20 3:55:58 PM
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Thank him for the booming economy that has resulted in my investments growing at an excellent rate and my wages rising.

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Strider102
02/13/20 3:56:34 PM
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I slam my head continuously everywhere I can against the elevator.

I foresee the following possibilities:

  1. The brain trauma I endure kills me.
  2. I succeed in fixing what the problem is, believing myself to be a hero saving the President from the situation. However he later goes on Twitter and says something like "I commanded the elevator to work and it did, meanwhile some moron slammed his head against it to no avail. The elevator wanted to help me achieve MAGA!!!"

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