Current Events > i really want to have a baby but my fiancee wants to wait

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_BIueMonk
02/13/20 1:34:50 PM
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how can i legally have a baby with my fiancee without waiting

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Evening_Dragon
02/13/20 1:35:14 PM
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Be God
Do Crime

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_BIueMonk
02/13/20 2:00:52 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Be God
Do Crime
what

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coh
02/13/20 2:04:14 PM
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when are you getting married?
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_BIueMonk
02/13/20 2:06:10 PM
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coh posted...
when are you getting married?
may

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NeonOctopus
02/13/20 2:11:19 PM
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Why? Don't you enjoy going whereever with her and fucking her every night without having to worry about some dumb kid getting in the way?
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Taharqa_
02/13/20 2:14:56 PM
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Why rush? Better enjoy life as a married couple and do things that you want to do because after a child is in the picture everything is centered around the kid.

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SquantoZ
02/13/20 2:16:30 PM
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_BIueMonk posted...
how can i legally have a baby with my fiancee without waiting

impregnate another woman

problem solved

3ez

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Jiek_Fafn
02/13/20 2:17:07 PM
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Break the condom during sex.

That's typically hard to do though as a condom is not meant to be broken. It's also immoral to mess with the condom itself.

There is a loophole though. It's your body, your choice. You can alter your dick to make it likely to shred that condom. Personally, I'd put some nice edges on my dick by making my penis get erect inside of a squared tube. Then through the natural course of sex, your rectangular erection will use the edges to slice right through that condom.

Then baby.

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V-E-G-Y-
02/13/20 2:17:16 PM
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Cocytus
02/13/20 2:17:29 PM
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There's never a right time. Just go for it man.
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_BIueMonk
02/13/20 2:32:18 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Don't rush it, if she ain't ready den she ain't ready tbh
shes ready she just wants to wait. for dumb stuff like "money" and "better medical"

our ancestors didn't have fancy things like "doctors" yet here i stand, alive because of them.

im joking of course. they're good reasons.

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Flockaveli
02/13/20 2:37:00 PM
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She wants a baby just not with you.

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EndOfDiscOne
02/13/20 2:44:37 PM
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_BIueMonk posted...
may
You better get on it fast if you want to have a baby before then

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