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BlazinBlue88
02/26/20 11:33:32 PM
#202:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
No...... if you have these pictures i'd like to see them.
If you didn't, then who's the good lookin bearded dude with the metal music all over his house in the selfies topics? Am I thinking of someone else? Stop gaslighting me!

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nevershine
02/26/20 11:37:35 PM
#203:


Id play but Ive got a semi early day tomorrow

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YugiNoob
02/26/20 11:45:12 PM
#204:


I am present :3

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/26/20 11:46:27 PM
#205:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
If you didn't, then who's the good lookin bearded dude with the metal music all over his house in the selfies topics? Am I thinking of someone else? Stop gaslighting me!

That's A-C-A-B

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a-c-a-b
02/26/20 11:59:40 PM
#206:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...


That's A-C-A-B

Sounds like me. Although I'd exchange "good looking" for "drunk most of the time"
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/27/20 12:28:38 AM
#207:


a-c-a-b posted...
Sounds like me. Although I'd exchange "good looking" for "drunk most of the time"

If we pick up enough speed I think we can manage that.

*goes from zero to 3 steps the couch and gives up*

I think it's the transmission man.Let's get fucking loaded.

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JimCarrysToe
02/27/20 12:43:17 AM
#208:


I'll just post this here too

https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=5

Pass JIMBOB

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/27/20 1:27:04 AM
#209:


Really tempted to break out the guitars tonight to play along with this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNXDlSt9nJ8

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BlazinBlue88
02/27/20 7:26:20 AM
#210:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That's A-C-A-B
Ah. At least I was remembering someone from this topic.

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a-c-a-b
02/27/20 3:16:10 PM
#211:


Still no sign of Canuck? I wonder what happened.
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BlazinBlue88
02/27/20 3:51:20 PM
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a-c-a-b
02/27/20 3:58:09 PM
#213:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztw_0h-SjxQ
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a-c-a-b
02/27/20 4:16:52 PM
#214:


I love getting day drunk and rocking out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPI_8EeqUTU
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JimCarrysToe
02/27/20 4:22:16 PM
#215:


@Josiah_Is_Back found the video about a chick almost losing her hand to a glitter hair tie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3DpUcqrYIM

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a-c-a-b
02/27/20 4:25:54 PM
#216:


JimCarrysToe posted...
@Josiah_Is_Back found the video about a chick almost losing her hand to a glitter hair tie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3DpUcqrYIM

It says the uploaded has not made the video available in my country.
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JimCarrysToe
02/27/20 4:28:17 PM
#217:


a-c-a-b posted...
It says the uploaded has not made the video available in my country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IChyEZXCN-w

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a-c-a-b
02/27/20 5:47:48 PM
#218:


I'm almost finished a 60 of vodka that I bought after work yesterday.

This is how I'm probably gonna die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt8VHUuDD6c
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/27/20 9:01:14 PM
#219:


But what a way to go.

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a-c-a-b
02/28/20 3:06:36 PM
#220:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
But what a way to go.

Indeed. If not that, I always saw myself getting hit by a car while out on my bike or walking.

I've had a few really close calls before, so it's hard not for me to think about going out that way.
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JimCarrysToe
02/28/20 4:00:06 PM
#221:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w


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BlazinBlue88
02/28/20 4:26:42 PM
#222:


Drinking wine and replacing light fixtures in the house. I've really gotten into drinking and doing home improvements.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/28/20 7:31:14 PM
#223:


Dearrrrrrr Santas drunk assistant,

I want a rockwall semicondcuscient conductivity machine that sounds like the bee''s knees.

Your friend until the tragic end,

J to the Nutcase.

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MabusIncarnate
02/28/20 7:42:39 PM
#224:


I'm getting fucking wasted tonight, 3 nights was enough. I can heal some other day.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/28/20 7:54:09 PM
#225:


Youre fucked up huh? What happened?

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MabusIncarnate
02/28/20 7:55:31 PM
#226:


Might be an ulcer, it fits from what i'm reading. It hurts less today than it did so i'm gonna disinfect it with a nice stomach full of tequila tonight. Live now, pay later, fuck it.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/28/20 7:58:58 PM
#227:


What did you eat today?

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MabusIncarnate
02/28/20 8:01:32 PM
#228:


Oh i've had this for nearly a week, the pain started a few weeks ago but it just recently surged. I tend to eat surprisingly healthy for having so much alcohol in my lifestyle, a lot of oatmeal, raw vegetables, fish. Stuff like that typically. Once or twice a month i'll do a bag of chips or something.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/28/20 8:05:35 PM
#229:


Well then I think it's time to bring in @JimCarrysToe She assumes everything I say is shit and I hope she gets whacked by the next street car. But I hope she figures this oot by noon.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/28/20 8:23:23 PM
#230:


Let's go @JimCarrysToe Get it going,

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MabusIncarnate
02/28/20 8:49:11 PM
#231:


I'm at work for another 45 mins but should be down for cards later if you all start one up

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JimCarrysToe
02/28/20 9:11:43 PM
#232:


@MabusIncarnate you back yet?

@Johnny_Nutcase you're a turkey shit spewing machine.

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MabusIncarnate
02/28/20 9:13:32 PM
#233:


I should be home in an hour or so i'm still at the job. Don't pressure me Jim.

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JimCarrysToe
02/28/20 9:17:18 PM
#234:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I should be home in an hour or so i'm still at the job. Don't pressure me Jim.
*pressures mabus*

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a-c-a-b
02/29/20 2:07:56 AM
#235:


Dudes, I'm wicked drunk right now.

Gonna rock out hard to some Maiden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J51LPlP-s9o
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/29/20 2:10:03 AM
#236:


That's an amazing song.

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a-c-a-b
02/29/20 2:15:34 AM
#237:


I'm rippin' on my air guitar like there's no tomorrow.
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/29/20 2:17:36 AM
#238:


You need a real guitar man. Start with a cheap one with a cheap amp and it's so much fun learning the first 30 seconds of any kick ass shit song.

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a-c-a-b
02/29/20 2:19:58 AM
#239:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OXk4h2CBhE
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a-c-a-b
02/29/20 2:22:02 AM
#240:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You need a real guitar man. Start with a cheap one with a cheap amp and it's so much fun learning the first 30 seconds of any kick ass shit song.

I have a couple real ones and a decent amp, but after drinking all day long my air guitar sounds best.
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/29/20 2:22:51 AM
#241:


Been there.

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a-c-a-b
02/29/20 2:30:24 AM
#242:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY67ezlrOwU
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/29/20 2:36:32 AM
#243:


So i'm gonna try to break up a marriage and it started tonight. I don't feel a single bit bad because I know her and she almost went nuts since i've been gone and i'm a little more well adjusted around her too so in my view it's a win win. There's a 95% chance it won't work so i'm doing it for the 5% chance and the 95% chance of hilarity.

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a-c-a-b
02/29/20 2:42:59 AM
#244:


Do it up. I haven't been in a relationship for several years, mostly because I'm drunk all time. Probably .
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/29/20 2:46:41 AM
#245:


a-c-a-b posted...
Do it up. I haven't been in a relationship for several years, mostly because I'm drunk all time. Probably .

That's how mine ended.

"You're gonnnaaa end up just like my dad!"

"I don't wanna go into farming, I wanna drink"

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/29/20 3:18:14 AM
#246:


Wow I can crash a plane into my own house. And yours too. Assuming I can get it up first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1C5mPec-k

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MI4 REAL
02/29/20 8:00:38 AM
#247:


On the off chance a game will start up again soon.

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JimCarrysToe
02/29/20 8:55:28 PM
#248:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIoQGs8lvxk

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MrResetti
02/29/20 9:12:45 PM
#249:


Don't care so much for your inclusiveness, but I'm about to tie one on.

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MabusIncarnate
02/29/20 9:17:38 PM
#250:


I puked up so much Maddog in my life

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MrResetti
02/29/20 9:21:16 PM
#251:


I black out instead of vomiting

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