Current Events > Toronto Bluejays Player caught MASTURBATING in BROAD DAYLIGHT to HARDCORE PORN!!

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mrduckbear
02/12/20 10:34:25 PM
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Would you call 5-0 if you saw a guy do that in broad daylight?


24 y/o Toronto Blue Jays Catcher, Reese McGuire was arrested for MASTURBATING to HARDCORE PORN in his CAR outside of a Dollar Tree store in Florida in BROAD DAYLIGHT according to Dailymail!!

A witness said they caught the shocking MLB player sitting and touching his genitals in a white mercedes SUV in a Parking lot.

He was charged with misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs

The woman said "The vehicle had perfectly clear tint and was occupied by a tall white male subject. As i approached the vehicle, i could clearly observe the male subject was naked from the waist down"

A police report further said shirt tail was barely covering his winky and his sweatpants were around his ankles and it was later identified to be a Pro Baseball Player after an officer approached his vehicle and he HASTILY tried pulling his pants back up as he looked visibly embarrassed from the knock on his window

McGuire was immediately apologetic and didnt attempt to deny it as there is POLICE VIDEO and AUDIO of the incident but Dailymail could not obtain it

He was asked to put his pants back on and exit the vehicle as he said "I'm sorry, i'm so sorry. this is really embarrassing"

When asked why he had his pants down, he said he shouldn't have done that as he still struggled to get his sweatpants on correctly as he was detained by the officer and into his vehicle that had an AIR CONDITIONER on.

The officer has directly why Reese did it in such a public place and in broad daylight as Reese only said he wasn't trying to be seen but the officer noted his windows had no tint and he was in a busy parking lot at 2PM

Reese acknowledged he should have known people would see him but he had recently watched a porn video on his device and "couldn't resist" after watching a pornographic video on his phone

Toronto acknowledged the arrest said they are in communication with him and police and out of respect, will not comment further

McGuire, originally from Seattle, was selected No. 14 overall in 2013 by the Pittsburgh Pirates and was traded to Toronto in 2016 who hit .297 with 7 home runs

If you saw someone did what he did in public, would you call 5-0?

Reese - Dirty Birdy

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Where it happened -

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kingdrake2
02/12/20 10:45:38 PM
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he should've went to his house and done that if he wanted to get his rocks off to porn.
no one wants to see that shit there's kids around.
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ZannoL
02/12/20 10:48:04 PM
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Sometimes you get horny af and need to do it.

Still... he could have waited until he got home or something.
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ZannoL
02/12/20 10:48:15 PM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
but is he HOT?
Yes.
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Butterfiles
02/12/20 10:48:42 PM
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mrduckbear posted...


https://i.imgur.com/8GHNELg.jpg
hopefully his hands were washed here!

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Leviathan1
02/12/20 10:50:22 PM
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I would have gone down on my knees and helped the dude out myself.

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berlyman101
02/12/20 10:53:23 PM
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Dude was just polishing his leather.

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kuwab0
02/12/20 10:54:32 PM
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Im_an_AssHunter
02/12/20 10:59:28 PM
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He couldnt wait till he got home? Lol

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MarshallStack
02/12/20 11:01:21 PM
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he would be from Seattle

that loser Kurt Cobain was also from Seattle

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Shotgunnova
02/12/20 11:01:23 PM
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Not gonna lie...I just checked MLB The Show '19 to see if Reese had the Soft Hands perk.

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Machete
02/15/20 9:27:59 AM
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When in Florida...
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a-c-a-b
02/15/20 9:41:30 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Not gonna lie...I just checked MLB The Show '19 to see if Reese had the Soft Hands perk.

Lmfao

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Master_Bass
02/15/20 9:47:49 AM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
but is he HOT?

No because

mrduckbear posted...
his vehicle that had an AIR CONDITIONER on.

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Eat More Beef
02/15/20 10:05:43 AM
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Gonna post a link to the article?

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Ubergeneral3
02/17/20 12:35:04 AM
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florida man strikes again

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SF_Okami
02/17/20 12:40:48 AM
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Yawn, Kellen Winslow Jr. (former NFL Pro Bowler) has this man beat by a mile. Not even sure I can post the gross things he did with people looking but its worse lol.

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hyperpowder
02/17/20 12:49:20 AM
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Why the fuck is he shopping at Dollar Tree? That's more unusual than jerking it in the car.

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Number090684
02/17/20 1:02:37 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
he should've went to his house and done that if he wanted to get his rocks off to porn.
no one wants to see that shit there's kids around.


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YourDrunkFather
02/17/20 1:40:10 AM
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MarshallStack posted...
he would be from Seattle

that loser Kurt Cobain was also from Seattle

Kurt Cobain was from Aberdeen


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kayoticdreamz
02/17/20 1:44:09 AM
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How bad of a case of blue balls does a man have to have that he can't wait till he gets home
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GhettoFlip
02/17/20 1:56:29 AM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
MarshallStack posted...
he would be from Seattle

that loser Kurt Cobain was also from Seattle

Kurt Cobain was from Aberdeen

lmao. @MarshallStack got owned

how can anyone be so stupid?

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MarshallStack
02/17/20 11:35:06 AM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
Kurt Cobain was from Aberdeen

whatever his garbage band was from seattle

Aberdeen isnt important enough to not just be considered part of Seattle

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MarshallStack
02/17/20 11:35:57 AM
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GhettoFlip posted...
lmao. @MarshallStack got owned

how can anyone be so stupid?

trying to consume a loaded firearm is a good start

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hockeybub89
02/17/20 11:57:15 AM
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Boombam99
02/17/20 12:02:34 PM
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He will forever be the guy who masturbated in a Dollar Tree parking lot.
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Shablagoo
02/19/20 2:36:25 AM
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mrduckbear posted...
A police report further said shirt tail was barely covering his winky



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OwlRammer
02/20/20 12:13:31 PM
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hyperpowder posted...
Why the fuck is he shopping at Dollar Tree? That's more unusual than jerking it in the car.
gotta make your money last as long as possible you know

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StarSpangled
02/23/20 5:52:48 AM
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Even Canadians behave like this when exposed to Florida

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Lost_All_Senses
02/23/20 5:57:33 AM
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I'd purposely fall face first into his lap, claim it was a freak accident that could of been avoided if he just didn't do that in public. Sue him for sexual assault, wash my face and go to the bank

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Kitt
02/23/20 6:34:26 AM
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I wonder what his CE account is.
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Vicious_Dios
02/23/20 6:38:42 AM
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Well, at least he wasn't driving and killed multiple people like the last guy who fapped behind the wheel.

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