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WingsOfGood
02/10/20 10:52:23 AM
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"Wow baby, we could tailgate in the bed tonight ;)"
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GibraItar
02/10/20 10:53:46 AM
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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I have no son
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BuckVanHammer
02/10/20 10:54:53 AM
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you going to eat that?

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Minimal, yet feature rich.
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SH_expert44
02/10/20 10:55:21 AM
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i cant use my best one because its too spicy for GFAQs, but i can use

"Im pretty good at math you know. You + me - our clothes / your legs and we'll multiply"

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nevershine
02/10/20 10:56:06 AM
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If you were a Transformer, youd be Optimus Fine

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"There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister
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karlpilkington4
02/10/20 10:59:26 AM
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hi, what's your name

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Trump 2020
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Alkaloid
02/10/20 11:01:01 AM
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Do you like daggers?

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Alkaloid: It's just water in a cup.
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WingsOfGood
02/10/20 11:01:08 AM
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Is your name Deisel? Cause you revvvv me up!!
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WingsOfGood
02/10/20 11:01:41 AM
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nevershine posted...
If you were a Transformer, youd be Optimus Fine

Good one. Someone got my pun.
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Turbam
02/10/20 11:02:26 AM
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"Howdy partner"

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~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~
I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs
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