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treewojima
02/06/20 12:17:46 PM
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I didn't believe in CJayC either back when he was the deity of choice

it's all just superstitious hooey
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Veggeta X
02/06/20 12:21:49 PM
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How dare you defy our God

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ThyCorndog
02/06/20 12:22:27 PM
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the punishment for apostasy is purgatory

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SquantoZ
02/06/20 12:22:52 PM
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treewojima posted...
I didn't believe in CJayC either back when he was the deity of choice

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nevershine
02/06/20 12:23:00 PM
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don't provoke our overlord

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Veggeta X
02/06/20 12:25:33 PM
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TC about to get become a believer real soon here.

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Tired-Insomniac
02/06/20 12:26:31 PM
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*sigh*

Let's start the summoning ritual.

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Veggeta X
02/06/20 12:27:26 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
*sigh*

Let's start the summoning ritual.
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SkittyOnWailord
02/06/20 12:27:41 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
*sigh*

Let's start the summoning ritual.

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ThyCorndog
02/06/20 12:28:11 PM
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IfGodCouldDie
02/06/20 12:29:03 PM
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Veggeta X
02/06/20 12:29:06 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
p
You fucked it up. Let's start again.

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IfGodCouldDie
02/06/20 12:29:20 PM
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spikethedevil
02/06/20 12:29:49 PM
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ThyCorndog
02/06/20 12:30:10 PM
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Veggeta X
02/06/20 12:31:49 PM
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Crono99 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-9nmqN2Bag
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I AM DONE YALL IT YOURSELF

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Tired-Insomniac
02/06/20 12:32:35 PM
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IfGodCouldDie
02/06/20 12:34:27 PM
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SkittyOnWailord
02/06/20 12:34:45 PM
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Master_Bass
02/06/20 12:39:31 PM
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SBAllen please forgive these heretics ruining the summoning ceremony!
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Veggeta X
02/06/20 12:40:18 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
SBAllen please forgive these heretics ruining the summoning ceremony!


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IfGodCouldDie
02/06/20 12:41:55 PM
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SkittyOnWailord
02/06/20 12:47:24 PM
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treewojima
02/06/20 12:48:33 PM
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what next, you're going to tell me that GameFAQs was intelligently designed? bahahaha
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Error1355
02/06/20 12:48:40 PM
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glitteringfairy
02/06/20 12:48:53 PM
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Smackems
02/06/20 12:50:51 PM
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Where's the proof!? There is no SBAllen! Why won't HE show HIMSELF!?!?

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nevershine
02/06/20 12:55:35 PM
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This topic has doomed us all...
way to go, guys...nothing but an eternity of knowing only darkness and pain.

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Veggeta X
02/06/20 1:00:51 PM
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WTF happened

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Trainer_Blacker
02/06/20 1:01:07 PM
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Its happening p!

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SkittyOnWailord
02/06/20 1:04:02 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
WTF happened

The fools! They've brought His wrath upon all of us!

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Smackems
02/06/20 1:05:07 PM
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SkittyOnWailord posted...
The fools! They've brought His wrath upon all of us!
Pish posh, simple coincidence and superstition

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HotLap
02/06/20 1:09:27 PM
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SBAllen came to me in a dream. He had balls the size of tangerines. Drink the citrus so you dont get the sickness, he told me.

I said, You have horribly swollen testicles, SBAllen. I dont think its working.

Balls with the thickness are a sign of the fitness. Drink the citrus to give your legs the quickness, he instructed. He brought me to a track and I watched him run a four minute mile, even with the increased testicle air resistance.

Ive been drinking a gallon of orange juice every day since and I dont run any faster but boy howdy I sure do poop a lot.

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Tired-Insomniac
02/06/20 1:28:46 PM
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I heard when he was in high school, SBAllen stopped a runaway bus full of the school's cheer squad from driving off a bridge. Then he banged them all at the same time.

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SmidgeIsntBack
02/06/20 2:11:36 PM
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HotLap posted...
SBAllen came to me in a dream. He had balls the size of tangerines. Drink the citrus so you dont get the sickness, he told me.

I said, You have horribly swollen testicles, SBAllen. I dont think its working.

Balls with the thickness are a sign of the fitness. Drink the citrus to give your legs the quickness, he instructed. He brought me to a track and I watched him run a four minute mile, even with the increased testicle air resistance.

Ive been drinking a gallon of orange juice every day since and I dont run any faster but boy howdy I sure do poop a lot.

The juice is loose

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treewojima
02/06/20 6:08:24 PM
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this topic is as dead as your phony messiah
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UltraDeku
02/06/20 6:09:22 PM
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He's real. He even blessed me once.

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treewojima
02/08/20 1:13:14 PM
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