Current Events > Joe Biden delivers pizzas. Claims it makes him feel good.

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UnfairRepresent
02/04/20 6:10:43 AM
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Former Vice President Joe Biden says he feels good ahead of the Iowa caucuses -- so good, hes delivering pizzas to his campaign field offices. Biden on Monday was seen walking into his campaigns Des Moines field office carrying two large pizzas.

Gotta feed the troops, he said, wearing his signature aviator sunglasses and smiling.

Asked whether he was going to win in the first primary contest, he said: I hope so! Feel good.

A Biden campaign spokesperson told Fox News that the former vice president and his wife, Jill Biden, delivered four pizzas: two cheese pizzas and two pepperoni pizzas from Gusto Pizza in Des Moines, Iowa.

The spokesman told Fox News that Biden introduced his granddaughters to his campaign volunteers and staff and thanked them for all the amazing work theyre doing.


Full article: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-delivering-pizza-campaign-volunteers-staff-iowa-caucus-day

https://i.imgur.com/OhYvZkK.png

He looks like the CSI Miami guy

Or at least tthe CSI Miami guy's dad who delivers pizzas
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Master_Bass
02/04/20 6:22:51 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
He looks like the CSI Miami guy

YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!
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TheJackalOfTime
02/04/20 6:24:47 AM
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Now I want Pizza.
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Chicken
02/04/20 6:27:13 AM
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Spooking posted...
No vegan option?
What do you think the cardboard is for?

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Tropicalwood
02/04/20 6:34:33 AM
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The madman, he delivered FOUR PIZZAS in TWO BOXES

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Lorenzo_2003
02/04/20 6:38:13 AM
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I dont trust any pizzas that Biden or Trump would deliver. I think they would both fuck with it somehow, literally or figuratively.

I trust Yang for some reason. Sanders, too, I guess.

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eston
02/04/20 7:07:20 AM
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Unfortunately he got the pizza dare a little mixed up and delivered them in the nude

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Shablagoo
02/04/20 7:22:07 AM
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4 pizzas for like 60 staffers probably.

Mr. Biden, these cant possibly feed 60 people!

Biden: Look, if you want to watch me get Stonewalled by Republicans any time I introduce an even mildly Democratic bill, its gonna take some sacrifices, troops.

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UnfairRepresent
02/04/20 7:43:52 AM
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Spooking posted...

More like:

Mr. Biden, these cant possibly feed 60 people!

Biden: "Then vote for the other guy!"

to be fair "that's not enough " is a douchey response to being given free stuff
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Were_Wyrm
02/04/20 7:45:44 AM
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Spooking posted...
No vegan option?
This just in, Joe Biden hates vegans and thinks they're unamerican.

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lilORANG
02/04/20 7:57:23 AM
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TC doesn't understand cause and effect. Article clearly says Joe delivered the pizzas because he feels good. Not the other way around.

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Shablagoo
02/04/20 8:00:34 AM
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Spooking posted...
More like:

Mr. Biden, these cant possibly feed 60 people!

Biden: "Then vote for the other guy!"

xD

UnfairRepresent posted...
to be fair "that's not enough " is a douchey response to being given free stuff

Are you fucking serious LMFAO this a new level for you UR. You wouldnt think its at all tacky for a POLITICAL CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT WORTH $9 MILLION to talk about feeding the troops while feeding maybe 1/4th of them?

Of course this is a hypothetical scenario and hopefully there were only a dozen people or so at the office.

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Zikten
02/04/20 8:06:23 AM
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If there was really 60 people I am not sure if even 1 slice per person would feed everyone. I bet there were people who didnt get any pizza.
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Shablagoo
02/04/20 8:18:17 AM
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Zikten posted...
If there was really 60 people I am not sure if even 1 slice per person would feed everyone. I bet there were people who didnt get any pizza.

Yeah I mean itd be 32 slices of pizza, right? 4x8

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UnfairRepresent
02/04/20 9:53:57 AM
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Shablagoo posted...


xD

Are you fucking serious LMFAO this a new level for you UR. You wouldnt think its at all tacky for a POLITICAL CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT WORTH $9 MILLION to talk about feeding the troops while feeding maybe 1/4th of them?

Of course this is a hypothetical scenario and hopefully there were only a dozen people or so at the office.

*Biden gives @Shablagoo $99 for literally no reason*

Shab: "omg your a millionaire and you cant even give me $100!? do you have any idea how little money $99 is? That won't make a difference to my life! fuck you , you selfish uncaring piece of shit! give me more free shit!"

That's entitlement.

Charity is kind and good, expecting this bad, complaining it isn't enough is the height of egotism
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Caution999
02/04/20 9:59:41 AM
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Obama did it better.



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Shablagoo
02/04/20 9:59:59 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
*Biden gives @Shablagoo $99 for literally no reason*

Shab: "omg your a millionaire and you cant even give me $100!? do you have any idea how little money $99 is? That won't make a difference to my life! fuck you , you selfish uncaring piece of shit! give me more free shit!"

That's entitlement.

Charity is kind and good, expecting this bad, complaining it isn't enough is the height of egotism

This is such an asinine comparison. Theyre a team of people all working together in an office. Didnt your elementary school ever tell you to bring enough for everyone? You wouldnt be insulted if your boss brought in lunch for everyone except you?

Its not about being entitled, its fucking basic, common social sense and etiquette, Jesus Christ.

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UnfairRepresent
02/04/20 10:01:55 AM
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Caution999 posted...
Obama did it better.



lol he really did
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eston
02/04/20 10:05:25 AM
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Where are you guys even getting this number from? Someone just threw out 60 and now we're acting like that's definitely how many people there were lol

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Shablagoo
02/04/20 10:08:09 AM
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eston posted...
Where are you guys even getting this number from? Someone just threw out 60 and now we're acting like that's definitely how many people there were lol

Shablagoo posted...
Of course this is a hypothetical scenario and hopefully there were only a dozen people or so at the office.


This whole discussion only began because UR decided he felt like saying something ridiculous about social norms.

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UnfairRepresent
02/04/20 10:17:06 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
UR decided he felt like saying something ridiculous about social norms.

lol

"Demanding charity isn't enough is social norms!"

If you live with entitled rich teenagers maybe.

The kind who throw tantrums when they get given the wrong car on their birthday
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Shablagoo
02/04/20 10:19:20 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
lol

"Demanding charity isn't enough is social norms!"

If you live with entitled rich teenagers maybe.

The kind who throw tantrums when they get given the wrong car on their birthday

Why do you refuse to answer my questions from post #20? Because you know youre wrong and want to troll? Have fun trolling, friend, but Im not getting caught up in it.

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eston
02/04/20 10:20:13 AM
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He can't go an entire topic without constructing some ridiculous strawman

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UnfairRepresent
02/04/20 10:27:05 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
Why do you refuse to answer my questions from post #20?

What question didn't I answer?

eston posted...
He can't go an entire topic without constructing some ridiculous strawman

"Biden is a jerk for not giving people more stuff for free!"
"no hes not"
"omg tovfgliura strawman!"

I feel like if walked on water you scream 'Hey look everyone!UR cant swim!"
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eston
02/04/20 10:30:39 AM
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Shablagoo
02/04/20 10:38:18 AM
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Literally none of the questions. You didnt respond to post #20 at all.


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UnfairRepresent
02/04/20 10:42:50 AM
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Yeah I didnt think you could state them either
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Shablagoo
02/04/20 10:51:50 AM
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lmfao I can quote my post since youre apparently too lazy to go back and look:

Shablagoo posted...
This is such an asinine comparison. Theyre a team of people all working together in an office. Didnt your elementary school ever tell you to bring enough for everyone? You wouldnt be insulted if your boss brought in lunch for everyone except you?

Its not about being entitled, its fucking basic, common social sense and etiquette, Jesus Christ.


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UnfairRepresent
02/04/20 10:59:46 AM
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if someone came in and said "here's some food, Brian Thompson doesn't get any " I'd think that was rude

if someone came in and said "here's some free food" I'd think that was nothing but kindness and be appreciative

Even if Brian Thompson ended up not having any

I wouldn't eat pizza at work myself, it makes you smell and is greasy
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DeadBankerDream
02/04/20 11:02:12 AM
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Topic title is a bold-faced lie.
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Shablagoo
02/04/20 11:04:43 AM
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Right, but specifically in work culture it would be very weird for a boss to feed the troops and make a big show about buying everyone lunch, but not get food for everyone in the office. This really isnt a difficult concept. Its like Michael Scott level-buffoonery e.g. when he had to give everyone crappy healthcare plans and then tried to make it up to them with a big surprise and he thought ice cream sandwiches would be enough.

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LinkPizza
02/04/20 11:06:30 AM
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Maybe he knew certain people didnt eat pizza. Or brought their own food...
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UnfairRepresent
02/04/20 11:24:26 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
Right,

lol even you cant find a reason to be mad so you create an arduous story about losing healthcare from the office ontop an absurd thing about there being over 60 people there

all just to claim that being mad at someone's chariry and demanding more free stuff isnt being entitled

Its madness
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Shablagoo
02/04/20 11:29:18 AM
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Had a funny thought, shared it while at the same time criticizing a presidential candidate who I think has terrible ideas.

It triggered the ever-living-fuck out of you, sure, but that in no way proves I was looking for something to be mad about.

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UnfairRepresent
02/04/20 11:40:42 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
It triggered the ever-living-fuck out of you,

lolwut

You literally got mad that I wasn't talking to you for a few seconds

now you're claiming I'm triggered? And I'm looking for reasons to be mad?

Want to try a 2nd draft?
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Shablagoo
02/04/20 11:58:00 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Maybe he knew certain people didnt eat pizza. Or brought their own food...

xD

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Returning_CEmen
02/04/20 12:17:56 PM
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Hes from Scranton
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UnfairRepresent
02/04/20 4:01:48 PM
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Chicken posted...
no vegan option?
What do you think the cardboard is for?

on snap
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