Current Events > A guy stole from Target and tried running away from me

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darkprince45 02/03/20 1:19:42 AM #1:	Went in the store with a magnet release tool, and unlocked a couple 5TB external hard drives. Runs out the target right into the front of my car. I chased him and Ive always been a slow runner my whole life but this guy is like 64 200 pounds. It was like chasing groot. I heard a passerby yell at him, homie youre slow as hell hes got you. Im like a foot behind him and Im like dude Im just gonna tase you at this point, while Im running. he looks back and sees the taser and is like okay I give up. I saved the day guys --- https://imgur.com/NvktIWl <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:933858238] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>Went in the store with a magnet release tool, and unlocked a couple 5TB external hard drives. Runs out the target right into the front of my car. I chased him and Ive always been a slow runner my whole life but this guy is like 64 200 pounds. It was like chasing groot. I heard a passerby yell at him, homie youre slow as hell hes got you. Im like a foot behind him and Im like dude Im just gonna tase you at this point, while Im running. he looks back and sees the taser and is like okay I give up. I saved the day guys </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeLikeItHoth 02/03/20 1:21:53 AM #2:	Thats you giving back after Target gave us that sweet 90% off glitch last year. --- FAM FOREVER. <cite>SomeLikeItHoth posted [p:933858308] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>Thats you giving back after Target gave us that sweet 90% off glitch last year. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 02/03/20 1:22:13 AM #3:	Limping to the shower which is a car in a Target parking lot? --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:933858318] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>Limping to the shower which is a car in a Target parking lot? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 02/03/20 1:22:32 AM #4:	SomeLikeItHoth posted... Thats you giving back after Target gave us that sweet 90% off glitch last year. Thats true, I saved them about the same amount I spent --- https://imgur.com/NvktIWl <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:933858331] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>SomeLikeItHoth posted... </cite> <quote>Thats you giving back after Target gave us that sweet 90% off glitch last year.</quote>Thats true, I saved them about the same amount I spent </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 02/03/20 1:22:58 AM #5:	gunplagirl posted... Limping to the shower which is a car in a Target parking lot? What? This happened earlier. My other topic just happened --- https://imgur.com/NvktIWl <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:933858341] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Limping to the shower which is a car in a Target parking lot?</quote>What? This happened earlier. My other topic just happened </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/03/20 1:24:39 AM #6:	Wouldnt you have ruined the hard drives by tazing him? --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:933858388] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>Wouldnt you have ruined the hard drives by tazing him? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 02/03/20 1:35:32 AM #8:	Spooking posted... Would tasing him cause the 5TB external hard drives to become damaged due to the electrical charge? The plastic packaging is enough of an insulator. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:933858664] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>Spooking posted... </cite> <quote>Would tasing him cause the 5TB external hard drives to become damaged due to the electrical charge?</quote>The plastic packaging is enough of an insulator. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omnislasher 02/03/20 1:58:59 AM #9:	darkprince45 posted... I chased him and Ive always been a slow runner my whole life but this guy is like 64 200 pounds. Usain Bolt: 64, 207lbs <cite>Omnislasher posted [p:933859208] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>darkprince45 posted... </cite> <quote> I chased him and Ive always been a slow runner my whole life but this guy is like 64 200 pounds. </quote> Usain Bolt: 64, 207lbs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 02/03/20 2:00:34 AM #10:	Omnislasher posted... Usain Bolt: 64, 207lbs Also a world class athlete. This guy, a lanky meth head lol --- https://imgur.com/NvktIWl <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:933859247] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>Omnislasher posted... </cite> <quote>Usain Bolt: 64, 207lbs</quote>Also a world class athlete. This guy, a lanky meth head lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 02/03/20 2:00:42 AM #11:	Omnislasher posted... Usain Bolt: 64, 207lbs Yeah, of pure skill. TC just said he was chasing Groot. --- https://imgur.com/lRdlvMt 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 "But not forgotten." <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:933859251] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>Omnislasher posted... </cite> <quote>Usain Bolt: 64, 207lbs</quote> Yeah, of pure skill. TC just said he was chasing Groot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 02/03/20 2:00:54 AM #12:	darkprince45 posted... I chased him and Ive always been a slow runner my whole life but this guy is like 64 200 pounds. he then proceeded to beat the living shit out of the criminal. i wish it was that scenario but it isn't. --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:933859253] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>darkprince45 posted...</cite> <quote>I chased him and Ive always been a slow runner my whole life but this guy is like 64 200 pounds. </quote> he then proceeded to beat the living shit out of the criminal. i wish it was that scenario but it isn't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 02/03/20 2:01:04 AM #13:	Had me at the edge of my seat --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:933859256] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>Had me at the edge of my seat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 02/03/20 2:02:00 AM #14:	Nah, no force no injuries. Cop 101 --- https://imgur.com/NvktIWl <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:933859280] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>Nah, no force no injuries. Cop 101 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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butthole666 02/03/20 2:04:07 AM #16:	yeah you sure saved the day for that mega corporation that doesnt give a single fuck about what you did and would be entirely unfazed by the loss good job slugger go get em --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:933859332] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>yeah you sure saved the day for that mega corporation that doesnt give a single fuck about what you did and would be entirely unfazed by the loss good job slugger go get em </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 02/03/20 2:06:36 AM #17:	butthole666 posted... yeah you sure saved the day for that mega corporation that doesnt give a single fuck about what you did and would be entirely unfazed by the loss good job slugger go get em A victim is a victim. Youre not a good person for trying to decide who is a victim --- https://imgur.com/NvktIWl <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:933859380] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>butthole666 posted... </cite> <quote>yeah you sure saved the day for that mega corporation that doesnt give a single fuck about what you did and would be entirely unfazed by the loss good job slugger go get em</quote>A victim is a victim. Youre not a good person for trying to decide who is a victim </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orlando_Jordan 02/03/20 2:07:32 AM #18:	And then Target fired you because you're not actually allowed to chase or attack the guy. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 <cite>Orlando_Jordan posted [p:933859403] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>And then Target fired you because you're not actually allowed to chase or attack the guy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 02/03/20 2:08:55 AM #19:	Orlando_Jordan posted... And then Target fired you because you're not actually allowed to chase or attack the guy. Well Im police, so target called me for that exact reason --- https://imgur.com/NvktIWl <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:933859438] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>Orlando_Jordan posted... </cite> <quote>And then Target fired you because you're not actually allowed to chase or attack the guy.</quote>Well Im police, so target called me for that exact reason </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evil_zombie11 02/03/20 2:09:18 AM #20:	butthole666 posted... yeah you sure saved the day for that mega corporation that doesnt give a single fuck about what you did and would be entirely unfazed by the loss good job slugger go get em I live for the day to be this level of Sasuke --- Yo wtf Probably lifting or running... <cite>evil_zombie11 posted [p:933859446] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>butthole666 posted... </cite> <quote>yeah you sure saved the day for that mega corporation that doesnt give a single fuck about what you did and would be entirely unfazed by the loss good job slugger go get em</quote> I live for the day to be this level of Sasuke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smashingpmkns 02/03/20 2:22:05 AM #22:	There was like 6 or 8 cops outside the Target I went to today lol --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:933859737] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>There was like 6 or 8 cops outside the Target I went to today lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 02/03/20 2:27:58 AM #23:	evil_zombie11 posted... I live for the day to be this level of Sasuke Lol --- Bun bun :3 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:933859863] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>evil_zombie11 posted... </cite> <quote>I live for the day to be this level of Sasuke</quote>Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 02/03/20 9:19:01 AM #24:	Smashingpmkns posted... There was like 6 or 8 cops outside the Target I went to today lol That was probably me lol --- https://imgur.com/NvktIWl <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:933866445] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>There was like 6 or 8 cops outside the Target I went to today lol</quote>That was probably me lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DyingPancake 02/03/20 9:25:40 AM #25:	butthole666 posted... yeah you sure saved the day for that mega corporation that doesnt give a single fuck about what you did and would be entirely unfazed by the loss good job slugger go get em Thats a weird take, but ok --- Pine State milk <cite>DyingPancake posted [p:933866621] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>butthole666 posted... </cite> <quote>yeah you sure saved the day for that mega corporation that doesnt give a single fuck about what you did and would be entirely unfazed by the loss good job slugger go get em</quote> Thats a weird take, but ok </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SH_expert44 02/03/20 9:27:58 AM #26:	butthole666 posted... yeah you sure saved the day for that mega corporation that doesnt give a single fuck about what you did and would be entirely unfazed by the loss good job slugger go get em If they didnt care about loss they wouldnt have magnetic boxes for devices or security cams in place. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L <cite>SH_expert44 posted [p:933866680] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>butthole666 posted... </cite> <quote>yeah you sure saved the day for that mega corporation that doesnt give a single fuck about what you did and would be entirely unfazed by the loss good job slugger go get em</quote>If they didnt care about loss they wouldnt have magnetic boxes for devices or security cams in place. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 02/03/20 9:28:36 AM #27:	That criminal? MagicDonut --- https://imgur.com/DlAxjk6 <cite>Touch posted [p:933866700] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>That criminal? MagicDonut </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 02/03/20 9:29:14 AM #28:	I thought you weren't supposed to tase people while they're running. Or were you just counting on him not knowing that? lol --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:933866713] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>I thought you weren't supposed to tase people while they're running. Or were you just counting on him not knowing that? lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 02/03/20 10:21:38 AM #29:	eston posted... I thought you weren't supposed to tase people while they're running. Or were you just counting on him not knowing that? lol I could if I needed to but given the circumstances I would have got a slap on the wrist for it but its the second thing you said. A show of force, as soon as I pulled the taser out he gave up --- https://imgur.com/NvktIWl <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:933868214] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>eston posted... </cite> <quote>I thought you weren't supposed to tase people while they're running. Or were you just counting on him not knowing that? lol</quote>I could if I needed to but given the circumstances I would have got a slap on the wrist for it but its the second thing you said. A show of force, as soon as I pulled the taser out he gave up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 02/03/20 10:22:25 AM #30:	I figured --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:933868245] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>I figured </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 02/03/20 10:42:43 AM #31:	I've seen some out of shape cops book it. I once saw one that came up to my shoulder, was practically round, was completely bald and probably in his late forties chase down your typical frat boy. It took him two blocks and he looked like he was dying afterward, but he got the guy. He was not happy afterwards. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:933868891] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>I've seen some out of shape cops book it. I once saw one that came up to my shoulder, was practically round, was completely bald and probably in his late forties chase down your typical frat boy. It took him two blocks and he looked like he was dying afterward, but he got the guy. He was not happy afterwards. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 02/03/20 11:07:46 AM #32:	Lol. I seen that Target back room while in high school. I outsmarted your team tho. I had seen someone following me, so I ditched the stuff in a different isle and told my mom I had got cold feet. They acted like they were still gonna send me to court but they never did. I was also banned from the Mall for a year but I started coming back after a month. I did technically destroy the stuff in the store by taking it out the case tho. What are the rules there? Like I took a bunch of discs out of their packages. Like 5-6 >_> --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:933869666] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>Lol. I seen that Target back room while in high school. I outsmarted your team tho. I had seen someone following me, so I ditched the stuff in a different isle and told my mom I had got cold feet. They acted like they were still gonna send me to court but they never did. I was also banned from the Mall for a year but I started coming back after a month. I did technically destroy the stuff in the store by taking it out the case tho. What are the rules there? Like I took a bunch of discs out of their packages. Like 5-6 >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Bass 02/03/20 11:41:18 AM #34:	Spooking posted... Would tasing him cause the 5TB external hard drives to become damaged due to the electrical charge? I'd be more worried about the fall damage they'd take when the guy drops them when tazed. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:933870811] in A guy stol... [t:78379266]...</cite> <quote>Spooking posted...</cite> <quote>Would tasing him cause the 5TB external hard drives to become damaged due to the electrical charge? </quote> I'd be more worried about the fall damage they'd take when the guy drops them when tazed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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