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cmiller4642 01/29/20 5:19:35 PM #1: |
We were sitting in a meeting, and I was watching a good porno on my favorite streaming app, and I accidentally knocked the headphone cord out of my Galaxy S10
My boss immediately told me to turn my phone off and leave. When I returned to the desk I got an e-mail from HR saying that I was to go home and come back tomorrow for some kind of meeting with her and the HR manager. All for what? My fucking headphones accidentally came out! I'm suing them. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Laserion 01/29/20 5:20:53 PM #2: |
It wasn't for the headphones, but for the sound that came from your phone.
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UnholyMudcrab 01/29/20 5:20:55 PM #3: |
I can't believe she stooped so low
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EnterTheTekken 01/29/20 5:21:27 PM #4: |
Were you using the company wi-fi connection to watch illicit, inappropriate, sexual material?
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Lordofkhyber 01/29/20 5:21:59 PM #5: |
You were watching porn at work?
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Tupacrulez 01/29/20 5:22:04 PM #6: |
This happened/10
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cmiller4642 01/29/20 5:22:08 PM #7: |
EnterTheTekken posted...
Were you using the company wi-fi connection to watch illicit, inappropriate, sexual material? Nah I was on 4G ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamerguymass 01/29/20 5:22:19 PM #8: |
When they accuse you of watching porn while at work let them know you only watch for the story.
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Panthera 01/29/20 5:22:21 PM #9: |
cmiller4642 posted...
You'd have been in even bigger trouble if something else accidentally came out --- Meow! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 01/29/20 5:22:23 PM #10: |
What kind of phone doesn't pause everything when the headphones come out?
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philsov 01/29/20 5:23:27 PM #11: |
when my headphones disconnect the phone will automatically toggle back to its non-headphone volume, and often pause video/music.
Sounds like you should've had a better phone. Maybe you can buy one with your funemployment bucks. --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pikachupwnage 01/29/20 5:24:24 PM #12: |
DevsBro posted...
What kind of phone doesn't pause everything when the headphones come out? This. What shit ass phone do you have? --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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