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KillerSlaw 01/28/20 2:52:40 PM #1: |
He figures what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, so he asks around for the finest whore in the area and is directed to a hotel just outside of town.
"How much for a handjob?" he asks. "One thousand dollars." the whore replies, flatly. "One thousand!? Are you insane!" he exclaims. The whore points to a Porsche 911 in the parking lot. "You see that? That's my Porsche. I paid for it with my handjobs because my handjobs are the best." The guy thinks it over and says "fuck it" and pays up. It's easily the best handjob he has ever gotten. He thinks it over a minute and decides to ask, "Alright, how much for a blowjob?" "Five thousand." the whore replies. "Are you kidding me?" The man says in disbelief. The whore points to the hotel nearby, "You see that hotel? That's my hotel. I paid for it with my blowjobs because my blowjobs are the best." The guy looks over to the side and says "fuck it" and pays up. It's by and far the best blowjob he has ever received. Without a moments hesitation the guy asks "Alright, how much to go all the way?" "Ten thousand." The whore replies. "You're really gonna charge me ten thousand?" He asks The whore points to the lights of Las Vegas on the horizon, "You see all those lights over?" "Are you telling me you own Las Vegas?" the guy asks in disbelief. And the whore said, "If I had a vagina I would." --- The personal is the political is a totalitarian progressive decree that I reject entirely. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spudger 01/28/20 2:53:49 PM #2: |
and that whore was albert einstein?
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KillerSlaw 01/29/20 7:07:41 AM #3: |
Bump
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