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DevsBro
01/24/20 2:29:40 PM
#1:


Was wondering you would be interested in a four month contract position as a crash test dummy in the middle of Siberia for seventy five cents an hour.

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SauI_Goodman
01/24/20 2:30:25 PM
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what

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DevsBro
01/24/20 2:30:43 PM
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We've been looking for a crash test dummy with six years of experience in C#

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DevsBro
01/24/20 2:31:30 PM
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Also our office is in a volcano

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uwnim
01/24/20 2:37:42 PM
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Sounds like a great career with plenty of opportunities. You should take it.

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Evening_Dragon
01/24/20 2:38:05 PM
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I'll take it.

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DevsBro
01/24/20 2:39:16 PM
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Sure I can give you more information

Blastco is a multinational company that sells life insurance and also health insurance

We have a 401k

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ToadallyAwesome
01/24/20 2:41:09 PM
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Its weird that any company that finds you these days is generally bad and a scam

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Evening_Dragon
01/24/20 2:41:54 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Sure I can give you more information

Blastco is a multinational company that sells life insurance and also health insurance

We have a 401k

Nice when can I die

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kingdrake2
01/24/20 2:42:54 PM
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DevsBro posted...
401k

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DevsBro
01/24/20 2:43:43 PM
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Oh

Because when we bought the volcano there was a crash test strip built in

The company who was here before was a cookie manufacturer

We figured we might as well use it

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DevsBro
01/24/20 2:48:34 PM
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Have you ever worked in an Agile environment

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Evening_Dragon
01/24/20 2:49:31 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Have you ever worked in an Agile environment

I once ran from a man with a bat

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DevsBro
01/24/20 4:43:30 PM
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Do you have any other interviews lined up

We want to be sure you're serious about this crash test dummy job

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Strider102
01/24/20 4:45:21 PM
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Do they offer free dental?

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Evening_Dragon
01/24/20 4:50:09 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Do you have any other interviews lined up

We want to be sure you're serious about this crash test dummy job

Several, and they're all on, or contained within, fire and/or acid.

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