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Purely
01/23/20 6:14:35 PM
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I get a few back and forths, then we just end up at a stalemate and it doesn't go anywhere.
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Strider102
01/23/20 6:15:38 PM
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Ask if they dtf

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Killmonger
01/23/20 6:16:06 PM
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Keith_Valentine
01/23/20 6:16:58 PM
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After introductions, casually brag about your dick and sexual prowess to set the hook nice and juicy. Gotta generate some curiosity.
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pogo_rabid
01/23/20 6:17:25 PM
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To be fair, she was probably prowlin, herself.

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Purely
01/23/20 6:22:46 PM
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I'm not trying to do that one night stand hookup crap. I'm trying to find a girlfriend/wife.
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The Trent
01/23/20 6:23:53 PM
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"So are you into conservative politics and hardline political discussions?"

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Gobstoppers12
01/23/20 6:25:02 PM
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"Show feet."

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Caution999
01/23/20 6:25:46 PM
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Comment and ask questions about interests in their profile.

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Lairen
01/23/20 6:27:23 PM
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He girl, wanna meet up and see if were compatable for both sex and a deeper relationship that could lead to marrriage?

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Gobstoppers12
01/23/20 6:27:37 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Comment and ask questions about interests in their profile.
Don't follow this advice, this is how you end up in the #FriendZone

You have to be the alpha. Tell her she belongs to you now. Use * to indicate actions taken by you.

Example...

*Sweeps u up in his strong alpha arms* hey bb when we fuckin?

Works every fucking time. If it doesn't work, accuse her of being a shallow bitch who only likes jerks and assholes. Tell her how lucky she would have been to have you, but now she blew it. Then block/unmatch her.

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Strider102
01/23/20 6:30:09 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Don't follow this advice, this is how you end up in the #FriendZone

You have to be the alpha. Tell her she belongs to you now. Use * to indicate actions taken by you.

Example...

*Sweeps u up in his strong alpha arms* hey bb when we fuckin?

Works every fucking time. If it doesn't work, accuse her of being a shallow bitch who only likes jerks and assholes. Tell her how lucky she would have been to have you, but now she blew it. Then block/unmatch her.
Don't forget emojis.

Lots of emojis.

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Purely
01/23/20 6:30:42 PM
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Yeah I do just kind of end up in the friend zone.
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Lairen
01/23/20 6:32:47 PM
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Lairen posted...
He girl, wanna meet up and see if were compatable for both sex and a deeper relationship that could lead to marrriage?


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DarthWendy
01/23/20 6:33:16 PM
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"Would you be ready to cosplay as Greta Thunberg for me ?"

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Keith_Valentine
01/23/20 6:35:23 PM
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Purely posted...
I'm not trying to do that one night stand hookup crap. I'm trying to find a girlfriend/wife.

Theyre looking for sex and attention.

Youre looking for love.

The love will come after you establish The Sex.

* post 14 is hilarious
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Gobstoppers12
01/23/20 6:36:08 PM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
The Sex.


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Purely
01/23/20 6:38:17 PM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
Theyre looking for sex and attention.

Youre looking for love.

The love will come after you establish The Sex.

* post 14 is hilarious

These girls are not just looking for sex
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GoodOlJr
01/23/20 6:40:32 PM
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Killmonger posted...





Kids have to do this these days

No wonder suicide rates are up
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Strider102
01/23/20 6:41:22 PM
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Purely posted...
These girls are not just looking for sex
99% of them are.

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The_Doge
01/23/20 6:43:54 PM
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Keith_Valentine
01/23/20 6:48:08 PM
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Purely posted...
These girls are not just looking for sex

Yes, they are. Not Just sex but thats where it starts. They wanna take it for a spin around the block before they buy it. Thats the way it is these days, thats why they ghosted you. You didnt generate sexual interest. But dont feel bad, the fact you matched at all is good. You just cant seal the deal yet.

After you lay it down, theyll pursue you.
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Purely
01/23/20 8:26:15 PM
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I got a girl to say she'll hang out and see a movie with me
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Purely
01/23/20 10:39:13 PM
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Well I got a number from a cute Mexican girl!

There's this other girl who says some weird stuff and i can't figure out if it's because she's foreign or if she's some bot. She can take hours to respond though, so I think bots respond right away don't they? Or maybe technology has advanced on that. She offered to let me use her Hulu account though so it's like she seems to be a real person but the things she says are so weird.
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