Current Events > The perfect girl, but she's LITERALLY a spicy Latina.

Topic List
Page List: 1
LostForest
01/21/20 3:28:15 PM
#1:


Literally spicy, as in her entire body contains capsaicin, and is approximately as spicy as a standard habanero pepper on the Scoville Scale. Her saliva, as well as any other erm, bodily fluids, is incredibly spicy. Her skin is less-so, though if you hold onto parts of her body for long enough (i.e. holding hands, massage, etc...) then rub your eyes after, your eyes might be a little irritated.

You can't magically gain immunity to it through any means, only the natural tolerance you may or may not already have for spicy foods, as well as using coping foods like milk or bread to lessen the spiciness. She doesn't run out or stop producing it ever, it's part of her being.

What say you, CE?

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ultima Dragon
01/21/20 3:29:04 PM
#2:


If you do her it's gonna be like rubbing habanero juice all over your dick. No deal.

---
"We know things can move faster than the speed of light because liberal tears are on the ground before something offensive even happens" - Coffeebeanz
... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest
01/21/20 3:29:55 PM
#3:


Ultima Dragon posted...
If you do her it's gonna be like rubbing habanero juice all over your dick. No deal.

You ARE allowed to use condoms, if you need to.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil
01/21/20 3:29:56 PM
#4:


These topics are moddable now btw.

---
A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mareen
01/21/20 3:30:30 PM
#5:


I'd rub wings on her and stick them in places.

---
Awz od fiis
... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest
01/21/20 3:30:50 PM
#6:


spikethedevil posted...
These topics are moddable now btw.

I'm willing to gamble, since I thought it was a fun idea.

Or is this your way of slyly telling me you marked it? :|

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage
01/21/20 3:31:16 PM
#7:


Fuck no

---
My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE!
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
Bestoffuture
01/21/20 3:31:57 PM
#8:


spikethedevil posted...
These topics are moddable now btw.

The mods hate fun.

---
Proud leader of the PeyPals
The PWB Universe's #1 Blissfit
... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil
01/21/20 3:32:04 PM
#9:


Don't bother marking something unless it's very egregious. But this is one of the few boards that the mods seem to actively patrol from time to time.

---
A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod!
... Copied to Clipboard!
jackgunney
01/21/20 3:32:12 PM
#10:


I'm already dating a metaphorically spicy Latina so... no.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest
01/21/20 3:33:17 PM
#11:


pikachupwnage posted...
Fuck no

What if it was dropped down to Jalapeno level?

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest
01/21/20 9:47:10 PM
#12:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi
01/21/20 9:48:33 PM
#13:


I am terrible with spicy food so no

---
"I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018
... Copied to Clipboard!
Gakk86
01/21/20 9:48:57 PM
#14:


Damn, TC, you've got some strange fetishes.

---
All generalizations are false, including this one.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios
01/21/20 9:48:59 PM
#15:


That spicyness would go well with her taco-flavored keesus.

---
S / K / Y / N / E
Twitch/YouTube/GT: Adzeta
... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis
01/21/20 9:49:07 PM
#16:


habaneros aren't spicy so sure
... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass
01/21/20 9:49:20 PM
#17:


Nope, this one is pretty dumb to me. That would be such a pain to deal with.
---
Many Bothans died to bring you this post.
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLastHero
01/21/20 9:49:54 PM
#18:


I've got a genuine question for you TC
... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95
01/22/20 1:34:47 AM
#19:


hell yes
---
Baby, I'm an engineer ;)
I can calculate (within a reasonable margin of error) how this nut is gonna splash when it hits ya tiddies
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1