Current Events > Man tries to escape police by hiding underwater. Fails when he has to breathe.

Topic List
Page List: 1
UnfairRepresent
01/20/20 5:14:41 PM
#1:


A Florida man attempted a not so great escape last week when he tried hiding from deputies underwater in a pond an action movie stunt that officials easily foiled when he came up for air, authorities said.

Daniel Christopher Booth, 36, had warrants out for his arrest in Baker County for selling methamphetamine, the Suwanee County Sheriffs Office wrote Wednesday on Facebook.

When a deputy attempted to arrest Booth at his job at a solar power plant, the sheriffs office said, the 36-year-old ran away and dove into a pond.

Booth was arrested and transported, still soaking wet, to the county jail, the sheriff's office said

Deputies quickly spotted Booth when he came to the surface for air and made the arrest, according to the post.

Booth was transported soaking wet to the Suwanee County Jail, the sheriffs office said, adding several comical hashtags, including #NotRambo.

He faced additional charges for the ill-planned escape attempt.

Social media users commented on the sheriffs post, with several pointing out the fatal flaw in Booths plan.

The good action movies show that you need to hollow out a reed to breathe through, one user wrote.

Another said: Clearly he forgot to grab a bamboo shoot to breathe through while he waited. He needs to watch more cartoons.


https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-underwater-escape-police-arrested

https://i.imgur.com/UDZxHBt.jpg

Not the greatest of ideas
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
spudger
01/20/20 5:15:31 PM
#2:


should have taken pointers from another booth
---
-Only dead fish swim with the current
http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html
... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine
01/20/20 5:18:28 PM
#3:


Florida man should be able to breathe underwater tho

---
"There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister
... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese
01/21/20 2:36:19 PM
#4:


RIP Man tries
Drowned at the breath held up to 97 seconds
---
()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this...
(o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery
... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman
01/21/20 2:36:55 PM
#5:


Eh, not quite as good as the guy who jumped into an alligator infested pond.

---
Now playing: Death Stranding (ps4)
... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2
01/21/20 2:39:05 PM
#6:


UnfairRepresent posted...
He faced additional charges for the ill-planned escape attempt.


would've gotten out sooner if he just accepted what was coming to him :(.
unless it's life in prison.
---
The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson
... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch
01/21/20 2:40:42 PM
#7:


Didn't this happen in Trailer Park Boys once or twice? Lol

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1