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-Unowninator-
01/20/20 1:21:25 PM
#52:


SamsungGearS2 posted...
any chance you can update to my most recent edit?
And also fix mine please?

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Ricemills
01/20/20 1:21:46 PM
#53:


Error1355 posted...
http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html @Ricemills (if something looks wrong due to the copy/paste let me know and I can try to see what happened.

something went wrong. cleaned up version next post.

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Ricemills
01/20/20 1:22:04 PM
#54:


<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<title></title>
<style>
html, body {
height: 100%;
margin: 0;
}

body {
background: black;
display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
}
canvas {
border: 1px solid white;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<canvas width="400" height="400" id="game"></canvas>
<script>
var canvas = document.getElementById('game');
var context = canvas.getContext('2d');

var grid = 16;
var count = 0;

var snake = {
x: 160,
y: 160,

dx: grid,
dy: 0,

cells: [],

maxCells: 4
};
var apple = {
x: 320,
y: 320
};

function getRandomInt(min, max) {
return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min;
}

function loop() {
requestAnimationFrame(loop);

if (++count < 4) {
return;
}

count = 0;
context.clearRect(0,0,canvas.width,canvas.height);

snake.x += snake.dx;
snake.y += snake.dy;

if (snake.x < 0) {
snake.x = canvas.width - grid;
}
else if (snake.x >= canvas.width) {
snake.x = 0;
}

if (snake.y < 0) {
snake.y = canvas.height - grid;
}
else if (snake.y >= canvas.height) {
snake.y = 0;
}

snake.cells.unshift({x: snake.x, y: snake.y});

if (snake.cells.length > snake.maxCells) {
snake.cells.pop();
}

context.fillStyle = 'red';
context.fillRect(apple.x, apple.y, grid-1, grid-1);

context.fillStyle = 'green';
snake.cells.forEach(function(cell, index) {

context.fillRect(cell.x, cell.y, grid-1, grid-1);

if (cell.x === apple.x && cell.y === apple.y) {
snake.maxCells++;

apple.x = getRandomInt(0, 25) * grid;
apple.y = getRandomInt(0, 25) * grid;
}

for (var i = index + 1; i < snake.cells.length; i++) {

if (cell.x === snake.cells[i].x && cell.y === snake.cells[i].y) {
snake.x = 160;
snake.y = 160;
snake.cells = [];
snake.maxCells = 4;
snake.dx = grid;
snake.dy = 0;

apple.x = getRandomInt(0, 25) * grid;
apple.y = getRandomInt(0, 25) * grid;
}
}
});
}

document.addEventListener('keydown', function(e) {

if (e.which === 37 && snake.dx === 0) {
snake.dx = -grid;
snake.dy = 0;
}
else if (e.which === 38 && snake.dy === 0) {
snake.dy = -grid;
snake.dx = 0;
}
else if (e.which === 39 && snake.dx === 0) {
snake.dx = grid;
snake.dy = 0;
}
else if (e.which === 40 && snake.dy === 0) {
snake.dy = grid;
snake.dx = 0;
}
});

requestAnimationFrame(loop);
</script>
</body>
</html>

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Error1355
01/20/20 1:23:38 PM
#55:


Heartomaton posted...
Bronies and furries aren't people.
http://error1355.com/ce/Heartomaton.html @Heartomaton

powerman1426 posted...
Hi

http://error1355.com/ce/powerman1426.html @powerman1426

IbanezFan462 posted...
AppleJack is best Pony
http://error1355.com/ce/IbanezFan462.html @IbanezFan462

-Unowninator- posted...
Hey only part of it got in.
I just copy/pasted it.

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-Unowninator-
01/20/20 1:25:42 PM
#56:


Error1355 posted...
I just copy/pasted it.
Then why isn't this part in? https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave01.wav

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Evening_Dragon
01/20/20 1:29:13 PM
#57:


I'm so cool, even my alt has a page.

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SamsungGearS2
01/20/20 1:31:19 PM
#58:


-Unowninator- posted...
Then why isn't this part in? https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave01.wav
probably missing an "a href" block somewhere

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Error1355
01/20/20 1:32:30 PM
#59:


SamsungGearS2 posted...
any chance you can update to my most recent edit?
Since that edit was about a minute after I posted, sure. F5 it.

Big_Nabendu posted...
Return CJayC
http://error1355.com/ce/Big_Nabendu.html @Big_Nabendu


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-Unowninator-
01/20/20 1:36:10 PM
#60:


https://i.imgur.com/11fVgE6.png?1
https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave01.wav

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-Unowninator-
01/20/20 1:36:59 PM
#61:


^ Would you please redo mine to my previous post?

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Error1355
01/20/20 1:39:34 PM
#62:


Ps2Twilight posted...
https://gamefaqs1.cbsistatic.com/
http://error1355.com/ce/Ps2Twilight.html @Ps2Twilight

Evening_Dragon posted...
I'm so cool, even my alt has a page.
http://error1355.com/ce/Evening_Dragon.html @Evening_Dragon

-Unowninator- posted...
Then why isn't this part in?
I will manually embed some things, I wasn't gonna go looking up embedding audio. *shrug*

Ricemills posted...
something went wrong. cleaned up version next post.
I uploaded it and it seems to be doing the same thing.

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-Unowninator-
01/20/20 1:40:05 PM
#63:


Error1355 posted...
I will manually embed some things, I wasn't gonna go looking up embedding audio. *shrug*
I'm not asking for that; just the link is fine.

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Error1355
01/20/20 1:46:08 PM
#64:


-Unowninator- posted...
I'm not asking for that; just the link is fine.
Alrighty, I can hyperlink it.

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-Unowninator-
01/20/20 1:47:09 PM
#65:


Error1355 posted...
Alrighty, I can hyperlink it.
Thank you.

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Umbreon
01/20/20 1:48:36 PM
#66:


Fairy type was a mistake.

(Still love you tho Sylveon)

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Error1355
01/20/20 1:56:06 PM
#67:


Umbreon posted...
Fairy type was a mistake.

(Still love you tho Sylveon)
@Umbreon http://error1355.com/ce/Umbreon.html

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AirFresh
01/20/20 1:59:49 PM
#68:


Glorious. Thank you.

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Evening_Dragon
01/20/20 2:01:04 PM
#69:


Nice.

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Marmitecashews
01/20/20 2:04:34 PM
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DeathDeathSong
01/20/20 2:05:17 PM
#71:


hey this is dannis cool and fun and INCREDIBLY sexy page

skate fast, eat ass, be gay and do crimes

also play deltarune: https://www.deltarune.com/



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DeathDeathSong
01/20/20 2:05:56 PM
#72:


also error pls embed the image idk if u need the link but if yes here https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/deltarune/images/b/bd/Jevil_battle_static.png

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Coastal_elite
01/20/20 2:10:32 PM
#73:


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Ricemills
01/20/20 2:15:18 PM
#74:


Error1355 posted...
I uploaded it and it seems to be doing the same thing.

you haven't updated it, tho. it's still the first one i posted. can i have it updated with post#54?

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Gen5_AppleJack
01/20/20 2:24:24 PM
#75:


Trump 2020!
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Error1355
01/20/20 2:27:43 PM
#76:


Marmitecashews posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4
http://error1355.com/ce/Marmitecashews.html @Marmitecashews

DeathDeathSong posted...
hey this is dannis cool and fun and INCREDIBLY sexy page

skate fast, eat ass, be gay and do crimes

also play deltarune: https://www.deltarune.com/

http://error1355.com/ce/DeathDeathSong.html @DeathDeathSong

Coastal_elite posted...
https://ibb.co/ngP5yPB
http://error1355.com/ce/Coastal_elite.html @Coastal_elite

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Error1355
01/20/20 2:30:08 PM
#77:


Ricemills posted...
you haven't updated it, tho. it's still the first one i posted. can i have it updated with post#54?
...derp I didn't push the update lol

Gen5_AppleJack posted...
Trump 2020!
http://error1355.com/ce/Gen5_AppleJack.html @Gen5_AppleJack

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Spellz2113
01/20/20 2:34:04 PM
#78:


Yeet

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Ricemills
01/20/20 2:34:14 PM
#79:


Error1355 posted...
...derp I didn't push the update lol

yay thanks. it works now.

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Error1355
01/20/20 2:48:08 PM
#80:


Spellz2113 posted...
Yeet
http://error1355.com/ce/Spellz2113.html @Spellz2113

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DevsBro
01/20/20 2:50:47 PM
#81:


Error1355 posted...
You already got your page. >_>
But you said this topic was for updating an existing page too.

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PatrickMahomes
01/20/20 2:51:16 PM
#82:


#1 on Error's shit list.

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CultOfPhil
01/20/20 2:52:56 PM
#83:


CJayC would be ashamed of this.
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Caelthus
01/20/20 2:58:54 PM
#84:


DevsBro posted...
But you said this topic was for updating an existing page too.
Yes. It was updated to your first post of "53".

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Spellz2113
01/20/20 3:00:56 PM
#85:


Error1355 posted...
http://error1355.com/ce/Spellz2113.html
Aww yeah

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LordFarquad1312
01/20/20 3:13:50 PM
#86:


https://i.imgur.com/PfA0M2o.gif

https://imgur.com/mcYEPqq

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LordFarquad1312
01/20/20 3:15:13 PM
#87:


Apparently the previous links are broken. I would really appreciate it if they could be embedded like before.

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Error1355
01/20/20 3:21:51 PM
#88:


DevsBro posted...
But you said this topic was for updating an existing page too.
You'll have to wait until the next time I make this thread to update it again. The first post is what the page is.

PatrickMahomes posted...
#1 on Error's shit list.
http://error1355.com/ce/PatrickMahomes.html @PatrickMahomes

CultOfPhil posted...
CJayC would be ashamed of this.
http://error1355.com/ce/CultOfPhil.html @CultOfPhil

LordFarquad1312 posted...
PfA0M2o.gif
http://error1355.com/ce/LordFarquad1312.html @LordFarquad1312

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CultOfPhil
01/20/20 3:30:16 PM
#90:


Gamefaqs moderators are corrupt immoral human beings that only adhere to their agenda.
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PatrickMahomes
01/20/20 3:32:11 PM
#91:


Error1355 posted...
http://error1355.com/ce/PatrickMahomes.html @PatrickMahomes
Rent free, etc.

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JimCarrysToe
01/20/20 3:34:25 PM
#92:


You can tell by the way he slices the cantaloupe
BY D. H. TRACY

he is harmless, camerad
in a muffled parliament of cantaloupe-motions.
For every doubt a speech.

He plans to quarter it and quarter the quarters.
The knife first rehearses
a meridian, then the equator,

then mid-cut tilts
and leaves a tatter on one halfs rim.
You can tell he thinks about

what thought is bad at. You can see
that by comparison a chimp would appear,
within its limitations, deft, while the man

with no limitations with respect to principles of melon-slicing
does not. You can tell
he withholds himself from cantaloupe,

as if frightened they will go extinct and take
costs sunk in the skill of slicing them, and further tell
it will be the same next time, him approaching

the fruit as though newly, wondering if it had
a stone in it, or pith and segments,
or required coring, or stank when punctured,

or would show pleasing shapes in section.
He switches grip,
placing his palm over the fat edge of the blade

because a sock puppet has squeaked,
Safety first.
The rinds parted from the sixteenths

are more or less a waste of flesh, according as thrift
argued with intemperance. You can tell
the impending chunks will be publicly homely, not those

of the cruise ship buffet where the night-shift Neopolitan
surpasses himself with flutes and scallops.
You can tell right off a mind unquiet

and at once absent, now remembering
J. at seventeen,
something out of a Kenyan Vermeer,

smiling elfinly as she sliced the cantaloupe.
You could tell by the way she sliced the cantaloupe

the way one slices a cantaloupe would tell a lot.
He draws the knife
along each inside edge to shave the pulp and seedmatter,

varying pressure, speed, and angle of attack
like a deaf man bowing a cello.
Stutters mark the inner faces. He slices

the slices radially into chunks, and varies
the spacing between the cuts from equal angles,
which makes the pieces too big at the center,

to equal volumes, which makes them too long at the poles.
You can tell, as he squeezes a lime-half over the pile
and steps back to admire his freehanded

benighted by-committee cantaloupe-justice,
he cannot be the childrens hockey coach
or run for office, the erratic hexes him, he

circulates sometimes fogged and twitching in his house,
not wishing you could not tell,
exactly, but wanting out.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NUdHivb7_wc


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Alucard188
01/20/20 3:37:58 PM
#93:




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sauceje
01/20/20 3:43:22 PM
#94:


Hey there, go watch my gaming videos!
https://www.youtube.com/user/kkknl/

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Error1355
01/20/20 3:43:43 PM
#95:


JimCarrysToe posted...
You can tell by the way he slices the cantaloupe
BY D. H. TRACY
http://error1355.com/ce/JimCarrysToe.html @JimCarrysToe

Alucard188 posted...
http://error1355.com/ce/Alucard188.html @Alucard188

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JimCarrysToe
01/20/20 3:44:58 PM
#96:


Coolthx

So what is this for?

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Error1355
01/20/20 3:51:31 PM
#98:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Coolthx

So what is this for?
Dunno, just for the fun of it.

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-Unowninator-
01/20/20 3:53:07 PM
#99:


Gen5_AppleJack posted...
Trump 2020!
@Gen5_AppleJack https://i.imgur.com/g293gPD.gifv


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LordFarquad1312
01/20/20 3:59:02 PM
#100:


Error1355 posted...
http://error1355.com/ce/LordFarquad1312.html @LordFarquad1312
<3

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Error1355
01/20/20 6:15:43 PM
#101:


Bump.

I'm away from a PC for a bit but I'll get to uploading them later.

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gatorsPENSbucs
01/20/20 6:32:22 PM
#102:


I don't know
What this world's gonna bring
But I know one thing
That this is the life for me

Baby, cause I'm a thug
All day, every day
Baby, cause I'm a thug
Wouldn't change for the world

Uh-uh, cause I'm a thug
That's right you heard
Baby, cause I'm a thug
Uh-huh, oh, yeah, check it out

https://m.imgur.com/twm0Ifx

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gatorsPENSbucs
01/20/20 6:32:43 PM
#103:


Tried to just embed it through here but it would have turned it sideways and didnt want to cause a hassle

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