Current Events > Who do you think married Patti Mayonnaise in the end?

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Damn_Underscore
01/19/20 3:22:39 PM
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?????




well?
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Irony
01/19/20 3:52:49 PM
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Beebe

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nevershine
01/19/20 3:53:47 PM
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Lincoln

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mach25687
01/19/20 3:54:20 PM
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Honestly, always thought she would marry someone else. I mean Doug like her but her never told her and I always felt it was just a crush. I seem them dating at high school and maybe college but that it.

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EffectAndCause
01/19/20 3:55:41 PM
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Mr. Dink. Haw haw.
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VandorLee
01/19/20 3:57:00 PM
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Doug marries skeeter.

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VTBM
01/19/20 4:26:58 PM
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Some guy she met while working at a coffee shop in college.

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Butterfiles
01/19/20 4:29:37 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Mr. Dink. Haw haw.


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cmiller4642
01/19/20 4:30:44 PM
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Roger beat the fuck out of that vagina like Patti used to hit beetballs.
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glitteringfairy
01/19/20 4:32:24 PM
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Solar_Crimson
01/19/20 4:33:10 PM
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VTBM posted...
Some guy she met while working at a coffee shop in college.


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Damn_Underscore
01/19/20 4:34:59 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/08/doug-creator-jim-jinkins-reveals-whether-doug-and-patti-end-up-happily-ever-after/

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So Doug's just a beta virgin who never went on a single date with her?
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KyoryuCyan
01/19/20 4:53:08 PM
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She gets sandwiched in between two guys

Damn_Underscore posted...
So Doug's just a beta virgin who never went on a single date with her?

Obviously

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Zack_Attackv1
01/19/20 4:58:39 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Mr. Dink. Haw haw.

I'll bet the wedding was very expensive.
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cmiller4642
01/19/20 5:00:02 PM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
I'll bet the wedding was very expensive.

He killed his wife, collected the insurance money, then married a young girl to bang the fuck out of on vacation.

Patti and Mr Dink lying naked on a beach. Her 24 year old boobs being caressed in his 60 something year old mouth like a girl from Thailand on 90 Day Fiance.
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Behaviorism
01/19/20 5:00:47 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/08/doug-creator-jim-jinkins-reveals-whether-doug-and-patti-end-up-happily-ever-after/

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So does that mean he's in love with Beebee or Connie?

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GameGodOfAll
01/19/20 5:02:45 PM
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No one. Patti ODed at the age of 29. She was never wed.

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cmiller4642
01/19/20 5:24:25 PM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
No one. Patti ODed at the age of 29. She was never wed.


She failed to become a Professional Beatball player
Connie and Beebe became successful in life
She dated Roger a bit but he beat the piss out of her
Doug was creepy and drooled all over her
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Webmaster4531
01/19/20 5:26:17 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
So Doug's just a beta virgin who never went on a single date with her?

KyoryuCyan posted...
Obviously
That was the entire premise of Doug.

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Umbreon
01/19/20 5:26:53 PM
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I could have sworn they dated once at least. In the movie perhaps?

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