Current Events > Shit. I don't fucking believe this. My social security card isn't valid.

(+) Yeah! (+)

A faded number on the card is traced over. I had no idea. It was probably something my mother did well over a decade ago. The traced ink is faded.

Now I have to drive forty minutes out of my way to go to the social security office to get another one. And then I can go back to BMV and prove to Leader Trump that I am not a jihadist because I showed up at the BMV with two pieces of mail, a passport, my dental history, a pint of blood for DNA testing, and an untampered with social security card.