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pegusus123456
01/16/20 7:34:29 AM
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Geralt is putting JC Denton's voice actor to shame in the unintentional hilarity already.

I was also unaware that there are apparently Booty Call Trading Cards, so banging Triss before even telling her that obvious deathbait had died was sort of a surprise.

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pegusus123456
01/16/20 7:36:37 AM
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I'm going to play the first two even if they're really bad.

I survived the entire KH series, I'm sure I can manage two janky games.

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pegusus123456
01/16/20 7:48:35 AM
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That's good to hear.

I'm assuming, btw, that this amnesia plotline was created for the game to explain why Geralt doesn't know basic shit about his life and the world he lives in?

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Kaiganeer
01/16/20 7:53:50 AM
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no, he just gets amnesia a lot
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ultimate reaver
01/16/20 7:54:57 AM
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its not super well translated, but the actual story of witcher 1 is stronger than witcher 2 to me. witcher 2 has nowhere near enough actual witchering for my taste

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chrono625
01/16/20 7:55:00 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
That's good to hear.

I'm assuming, btw, that this amnesia plotline was created for the game to explain why Geralt doesn't know basic shit about his life and the world he lives in?

No. It's in the books as well.

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pegusus123456
01/16/20 7:55:54 AM
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ultimate reaver posted...
its not super well translated, but the actual story of witcher 1 is stronger than witcher 2 to me. witcher 2 has nowhere near enough actual witchering for my taste
Interesting.

I mostly have no idea wtf is going on right now, but I guess that's to be expected.

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