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UnfairRepresent
01/14/20 8:02:57 PM
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Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it then when you wake up tomorrow and go for a piss you'll discover that you're peeing 2 streams

Then when you look down you see a second penis just above and to the right of your first, its also slightly bigger

On top (or below even) of that you now have 4 testicles

If female then you just grow the one dick and pair of balls above your vagina.

https://i.imgur.com/DvUohRT.jpg

Would you take it?
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Keith_Valentine
01/14/20 8:05:26 PM
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Yea, double the fun. Id warm a chick up with my original dick then finish her off with the new and improved.
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brestugo
01/14/20 8:21:36 PM
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There are people who have been born with two dicks. I don't know about 2 sets of balls though.

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brestugo
01/14/20 8:22:09 PM
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I'm happy with just one set.

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kingdrake2
01/14/20 8:22:15 PM
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they call it double dong. denzel had that ability but foxxy missed it.
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YellowMustard69
01/14/20 8:24:51 PM
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brestugo posted...
There are people who have been born with two dicks. I don't know about 2 sets of balls though.

Lol

Oh you editted it....
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ROBANN_88
01/14/20 8:26:21 PM
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brestugo posted...
There are people who have been born with two dicks. I don't know about 2 sets of balls though.

I've only heard of one, some Reddit guy, and he turned out to be a hoax

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UnfairRepresent
01/14/20 8:27:42 PM
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Crono99 posted...
Can I take double the money and double the weenies?

Or ten times the money?

No thats not how it works
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brestugo
01/14/20 8:32:19 PM
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YellowMustard69 posted...
Lol

Oh you editted it....
You caught me. I only realized my mistake after posting. "I don't know about having two balls" sounds silly.

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UnfairRepresent
01/15/20 9:15:27 AM
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Yes is dominating
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Balrog0
01/15/20 9:20:02 AM
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win/win

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WilliamPorygon
01/15/20 9:26:34 AM
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Well if it was just $60,000 I would've said no but for $60,080? That's too much to turn down

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au_gold
01/15/20 9:27:45 AM
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Whats the downside?

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The_Korey
01/15/20 9:36:54 AM
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Bruh... This is my dream... I should be paying you for this.

Well, except the lower one's supposed to be the bigger/one and it's supposed to be 3 nuts in 1 sac, instead of 2 bags of 2.

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UnfairRepresent
01/16/20 6:14:51 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...


I've only heard of one, some Reddit guy, and he turned out to be a hoax

I saw an interview with a guy with 2 dicks and his girlfriend

My takeaway was when she said "Either one is fine " which despite being totally reasonable, made me laugh
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brestugo
01/16/20 8:57:17 PM
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It may not be as peachy as some of you might think. Some people who are born with two dicks have one of them turn out to be a micropenis.

And as an aside, doctors usually "adjust" the situation when children are born with genitals like that shortly after birth Someone is trying to ban these adjustments in CA but the bill died.

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/california-weighs-unique-intersex-surgery-ban-kids-68253349

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Dark_SilverX
01/16/20 9:00:01 PM
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Can i twist and bind them together?

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nevershine
01/16/20 9:01:34 PM
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I saw a porn with this dude that apparently had this particular condition....it certainly was something to see

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meralonne
01/16/20 9:04:27 PM
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Move trouble than its worth. Id have to buy a whole new wardrobe just for starters. Pass.

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jumi
01/16/20 9:18:36 PM
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I hope you enjoy wearing overalls.

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brestugo
01/16/20 9:49:33 PM
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nevershine posted...
I saw a porn with this dude that apparently had this particular condition....it certainly was something to see
I haven't seen that particular porno but I may have seen photos from it.

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mooreandrew58
01/16/20 9:54:03 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
they call it double dong. denzel had that ability but foxxy missed it.

I thought of the same scene when I read the topic title..

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