Current Events > CE I have an interview tomorrow. How do I meme these people?

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squee
01/07/20 10:52:59 AM
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So far the idea of acting like Vince McMahon is really good fucking idea.
I actually want this job since it's government and government here are lazier than any force known to humanity.

Truth be told I have no idea how the fuck I got the interview. It's like I send out the laziest possible resume and in return, the laziest companies like me where I'll do maybe an hour of work a day
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squee
01/07/20 11:13:53 AM
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scoped out their linkedin
they have some attractive blonde ladies

Vince McMahon time it is
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squee
01/07/20 2:03:39 PM
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I already have another interview. Not too fond of these people but I would get to strut around acting like Vince McMahon if I got it
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squee
01/08/20 1:53:24 AM
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It's in 3 hours
I'm very tempted to see if I can mention Ronda Rousey in a relevant way
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squee
01/08/20 2:54:05 AM
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Never saw that show but seriously we're gonna go full fucking Vince McMahon talking about his love of blonde women with fake tits and see where it takes it
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squee
01/08/20 3:14:05 AM
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I love these people. Apparently an internal audit revealed that 8 million was spent on things it wasn't meant for

fuck yes, they're scum!
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SiO4
01/08/20 4:00:23 AM
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This is a topic
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Keith_Valentine
01/08/20 4:05:20 AM
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Good luck tc, you crazy bastard. Just be your charming self and dont go in too hungover.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
01/08/20 4:19:58 AM
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I work for the state government its fucking great. Ron Swanson that shit up like any red blooded government employee should

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squee
01/08/20 6:26:56 AM
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Was interesting. My future boss seems like a nervous wreck. This perhaps will be useful.
overall they seem to have no idea what the fuck it is they actually wanted me to do.
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SiO4
01/08/20 6:28:56 AM
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I'm not sure if this it true or not. But if it is, just ride the wave.
As long as their checks cash.
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TheoryzC
01/08/20 6:51:57 AM
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squee posted...
Was interesting. My future boss seems like a nervous wreck. This perhaps will be useful.
overall they seem to have no idea what the fuck it is they actually wanted me to do.
They want you to walk in the office every morning like Vince McMahon

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squee
01/08/20 7:17:23 AM
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Can recruiters fucking smell when you get a job offer or something
six fucking calls in the past 90 minutes
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Turtlebread
01/08/20 7:20:00 AM
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where do I apply to jobs

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squee
01/08/20 7:21:19 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
where do I apply to jobs

Ireland
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