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Stover46
01/04/20 7:33:29 AM
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Holy shit, when the game wants you to lose, you will fucking lose

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AirFresh
01/04/20 7:34:45 AM
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You gotta get into the zen brother.

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TwoDoorPC
01/04/20 7:36:24 AM
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especially online. the amount of times i've gone from like 2nd to last because suddenly every item wanted to hit me

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Questionmarktarius
01/04/20 7:38:06 AM
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...says someone who never played Zelda 2
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Stover46
01/04/20 7:46:27 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
...says someone who never played Zelda 2
I beat Zelda 2 as a boy. The rng in that is controllable, the rng in Mario Kart isn't

TwoDoorPC posted...
especially online. the amount of times i've gone from like 2nd to last because suddenly every item wanted to hit me
I just got dogpiled lmao. It was one of those silent rage moments

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Ic3Bullet
01/04/20 7:48:02 AM
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Same here, TC. I think Mario Kart is the only game that can regularly make me audibly angry.
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ultimate reaver
01/04/20 7:50:26 AM
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People get super irritated when you tell them its luck based but good driving only brings you so far when the game is full of stuff that can easily knock you out of first place and can only situationally be countered

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MrNintendo1213
01/04/20 7:51:52 AM
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In Mario Kart, good driving is knowing when to stay back in 5th place until you get near the end and start using a bunch of good items to make it to 1st.

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AirFresh
01/04/20 7:51:53 AM
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ultimate reaver posted...
People get super irritated when you tell them its luck based but good driving only brings you so far when the game is full of stuff that can easily knock you out of first place and can only situationally be countered
It's a mix. You can get absolutely fucked about luck but in most cases you can skill your way back or intentionally get as many people.jn the blast of a blueshell. It gives you plenty of time to prepare.

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Foppe
01/04/20 8:07:39 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/NRvemx2.gif

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Muintir
01/04/20 8:10:42 AM
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Never play it online but I usually don't have trouble in any grand prix. Always hold an item behind you in first and most shit hits it. It's when blue shells gets spammed that rages me
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masterpug53
01/04/20 8:37:18 AM
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In this regard, only one other game makes me angrier than Mario Kart: the Goron Racing in Majora's Mask has rubberband AI so atrocious that it puts all Mario Kart games to shame. Pair that with the fact that I loathe Goron rolling to begin with, and I lost interest in continuing the replay shortly thereafter; the Goron rolling section of the final dungeon might have literally given me an aneurysm had I continued.

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DeadBankerDream
01/04/20 8:40:59 AM
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*uses lightning while TC is flying over a chasm*
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EndOfDiscOne
01/04/20 8:50:16 AM
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Mario Party. Well I haven't played the series since the first two but they were fucking infuriating.

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action52
01/04/20 8:56:14 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
...says someone who never played Zelda 2
What RNG is there in that game? It's hard but fair.

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Stover46
01/04/20 8:56:43 AM
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Muintir posted...
Never play it online but I usually don't have trouble in any grand prix. Always hold an item behind you in first and most shit hits it. It's when blue shells gets spammed that rages me
Or Lightning bolts right before a jump. Or a combo of Blue Shells, then red shells, then lightning right in front of the finish line when you're 1st place

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Wewillrocku
01/04/20 9:05:44 AM
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No game makes me as angry as Mario Kart does
games make you angry?

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