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squee
01/03/20 4:08:47 PM
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While I despise the new design of the Klingons it's Klingons and I want something to do while drunk
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Tyranthraxus
01/03/20 4:12:19 PM
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The Klingons barely ever even show up in all three movies. It's like just one short scene.

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squee
01/03/20 4:12:42 PM
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the fuck
I thought it was like the second movie was entirely about them
I know the first isn't
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Tyranthraxus
01/03/20 4:13:38 PM
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squee posted...
the fuck
I thought it was like the second movie was entirely about them
I know the first isn't

The Klingons are in the second movie for a few minutes while they go to capture someone who isn't a Klingon and that's all you see of them for the whole movie.

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spudger
01/03/20 4:13:58 PM
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i thought he only directed the first?
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squee
01/03/20 4:17:26 PM
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okay fuck this
new plan
we watch Quark have Kanar with Damar
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Paper_Okami
01/03/20 4:17:49 PM
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i've seen the first one, it's fun

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squee
01/03/20 4:19:08 PM
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I'll watch the first but I seriously thought the second was like Klingons
So what the fuck were people bitching that the Klingons are changed for ifi t's only a few scenes
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Medussa
01/03/20 4:43:40 PM
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are you thinking of Discovery? S1 of that has a lot of Klingons, and they look quite different to any other Trek

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squee
01/03/20 4:45:29 PM
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Maybe...thank you I will now skip all but the first
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DevsBro
01/03/20 4:46:09 PM
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'09 was good.
Into Darkness was ok.
Beyond was idiotic lol.

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Questionmarktarius
01/03/20 4:48:25 PM
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They're decent enough movies, just not good Trek movies.
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Tyranthraxus
01/03/20 5:54:19 PM
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squee posted...
I'll watch the first but I seriously thought the second was like Klingons
So what the fuck were people bitching that the Klingons are changed for ifi t's only a few scenes

The Klingons weren't actually changed in the second movie. They used the TNG costume as opposed to the TOS costume and that made some people mad but the TNG Klingons were actually around in TOS (retconned in) you just never saw them.

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garan
01/03/20 6:02:52 PM
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Into Darkness was fucking awful. A lame pseudo-remake of Wrath of Kahn stuffed with fanservice that didn't fit the movie.

The big reveal-- that Benedict Cumberbatch was actually playing Kahn didn't matter since none of the characters had ever met him before. It was blatant pandering-- you could practically feel the 4th wall falling as if Abrams was like "Hey isn't this cool?"

Fuck that piece of garbage. Plus the whole ending is a reference to the fact that one of the writers is a 9/11 Truther conspiracy nut.
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Southernfatman
01/03/20 6:08:42 PM
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At least the Abrams movies are in a different timeline and not actively screwing up continuity and ST as a whole like Discovery is.

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