Current Events > hey ce you want a job being an audio video engineer to travel around europe?

(+) Yeah! (+)

It's a great chance at learning some real world skills.
What we need from you is: your government mandated ID, a skype ID, a driver's license, a passport, proof you're living in your current country for at least 10 years.
It would be nice if you were experienced with: audio video engineering but that's not mandatory.
also please make sure that your salary requirements are below 11 per hour as that is the maximum paid.

you'll need to know microsoft word, office and also be familiar with microsoft office.
A high learning capacity as this is very focused.
Must haves: microsfot office (not a typo), experience with word is beneficial but not required.
Please have at least 5 years experience in an audio video engineering role
Will be required to travel part time on weekends to different sites around Europe (da fuck?)

Requirements
Basic AV knowledge is required
Daily preventative maintenance & room inspections of AV/VC equipment
Ability to meet and exceed service deadlines
Perform daily maintenance of hardware and software for AV/VC
5+ Years AV experience (good to have)

the best part is this fucking conman is from a company that doesn't exist, the number they want you to call isn't even tied to anything in the UK and the dude's profile on Linkedin says he works for some company in India currently but he is totally not lying at all

well then

what do scammers get out of a job listing like this one?
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teepan95 posted...

well then

what do scammers get out of a job listing like this one?

All your personal details to steal your identity.
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teepan95 posted...

well then

what do scammers get out of a job listing like this one?

Considering what specific government ID they asked for, most likely for fraud.
Like with everything they'd have gotten, they'd a skype interview, put me through to another "company" (aka the same people) and explain that since some work takes place in for example, Norway (not in the EU), the company needs x/y/z more ID like a birthcert or something.

Oh hey they want to know if I have anyone living in the same city as me that would be interested and could give the same details

Send them dick pics with the message "did I get the job?" and nothing else.
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Honestly with these types it's best not to reply.
Like legitimately not even the "please remove my details" since once they get a response they pass your details on.

squee posted...

Honestly with these types it's best not to reply.
Like legitimately not even the "please remove my details" since once they get a response they pass your details on.

They don't have to be your dick pics though...
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Pretty sure they have one unique email per person they contact. It wouldn't even be that hard to script new accounts.

It would be nice if you were experienced with: audio video engineering but that's not mandatory.

Please have at least 5 years experience in an audio video engineering role

also please make sure that your salary requirements are below 11 per hour as that is the maximum paid.

Uhhhh...

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Yeah, fake companies aren't bright.

But we got a REAL good one here folks
"so uh are either of these two jobs a good fit"?
"second one is, first one would be too long a commute, send over more details and I'll take a look"
"Hi so we have your details on file now! Please have a look at this job and let me know what you think"
*contains a requirement for someone with a fucking RHCE. There's a fucking reason I don't have one. I don't like Linux*

I want my reply to be:
"Bitch you gave the fucking wr- this isn't even remotely what the fuck I can do. I said specifically I don't know this and you gave me a job for it?"