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pinky0926 01/03/20 4:33:35 AM #1: |
I went to this new years house party. The owner (the host) was this 48 year old French guy.
First of all his house was a stunning mini mansion. Second of all he was in better shape than any 25 year old I know. He had the perfect triathlete figure, probably sub 12% body fat. His wife was a really freakin' hot 34 year old who started twerking on the dance floor in a way that made my pants feel funny. I could have dealt with rich in-shape guy with hot wife, but the part that really pissed me off was that he made better bread than me. He had this sourdough and some brownies he'd cooked up this morning and they were honestly perfect. I asked him how long he'd been baking and he said it was his 3rd loaf. To top it all off he was super nice. Would have been easier to swallow if he was a jerk. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kolibri X 01/03/20 4:38:33 AM #2: |
Sounds like you're in love.
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pinky0926 01/03/20 4:43:00 AM #3: |
Kolibri X posted...
Sounds like you're in love. I was mirin' a little bit yes --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OpenlyGator 01/03/20 4:57:41 AM #4: |
Stupid sexy Flanders!
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DrizztLink 01/03/20 4:59:24 AM #5: |
You ever meet a guy so perfect it pisses you off? Yes, I am aware of Parappa. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chicken 01/03/20 5:00:24 AM #6: |
Yeah but then I realized I was looking at my reflection
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SiO4 01/03/20 5:18:13 AM #7: |
idk, I am sorta waiting for Alexandra Daddario and her Boio to create a mega child.
Having said that, most 'perfect people' aren't perfect and tend to be rather weak when you peel away the exterior. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 01/03/20 5:23:39 AM #8: |
SiO4 posted...
Having said that, most 'perfect people' aren't perfect and tend to be rather weak when you peel away the exterior.To be fair, most people are pretty weak after you fucking flay their skin off --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 01/03/20 5:27:50 AM #9: |
DrizztLink posted...
To be fair, most people are pretty weak after you fucking flay their skin off That's quitter talk. Remember, no pain no pain --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cartwheel_Kick 01/03/20 6:03:32 AM #10: |
I hate that asshole who does the funny mad libs video with his bro
Hot AND funny? What a douche. and I won't even ever get to suck his dick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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