Current Events > Americas Middle East policy is like if I broke into your house, killed your dog

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, broke a bunch of your shit, then you punch me, then I shoot you to death, then I claim to be the victim because you punched me

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When you're right, you're right
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Also you were somehow the terrorist in the situation

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You're forgetting that the house was stolen.

I don't agree with all that Israel does, but they have a right to exist. By the same token, I feel that part of North America should belong to Native Americans. We should give the least populated or second least populated state back to them and let them have their own country free from US supervision.

This is the world we live in

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So our Middle East policy is the same as our policing policy?

ba-dum-tish

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Skye Reynolds posted...

You're forgetting that the house was stolen.

I don't agree with all that Israel does, but they have a right to exist. By the same token, I feel that part of North America should belong to Native Americans. We should give the least populated or second least populated state back to them and let them have their own country free from US supervision.

who did the Iraqis steal Iraq from
The ottoman fucking empire? the persian empire? The ummayad caliphate?

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Also repeating it 3 or 4 times over

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Ryuko_Chan posted...

who did the Iraqis steal Iraq from
The ottoman fucking empire? the persian empire? The ummayad caliphate?

It's Skye, dude had a meltdown over the size of Tifa's tits in the FF7 remake. I don't exactly expect his depth of knowledge of middle eastern history or culture to be particularly deep.

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Skye Reynolds posted...

You're forgetting that the house was stolen.

I don't agree with all that Israel does, but they have a right to exist. By the same token, I feel that part of North America should belong to Native Americans. We should give the least populated or second least populated state back to them and let them have their own country free from US supervision.

He wasn't talking about Israel though

ScazarMeltex posted...

It's Skye, dude had a meltdown over the size of Tifa's tits in the FF7 remake. I don't exactly expect his depth of knowledge of middle eastern history or culture to be particularly deep.

his post literally doesnt even compute
does he think Israel takes up the entire Middle East? What the fuck is he even trying to say

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Skye Reynolds posted...

You're forgetting that the house was stolen.

I don't agree with all that Israel does, but they have a right to exist. By the same token, I feel that part of North America should belong to Native Americans. We should give the least populated or second least populated state back to them and let them have their own country free from US supervision.

And how exactly do you plan on telling the people of Wyoming they don't live in America anymore? Or are you going to forcibly relocate them? I'm sure along that trail to their new home there will be some tears.

Ideas like these might sound good emotionally, but they don't work in the modern world. Same thing with reparations. Everyone from the time period is dead. All you are doing is punishing people today who had nothing to do with something that happened hundred(s) of years before they were born.

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Ryuko_Chan posted...

does he think Israel takes up the entire Middle East?

No, but that's who I thought you were talking about.

Except instead of killing those truely responsible they come and punch your kid in the temple so hard he dies.

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america doesnt kill israelis they kill everybody israel doesnt like

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Ryuko_Chan posted...

america doesnt kill israelis they kill everybody israel doesnt like

"America is taking orders from the Jews"

Skye Reynolds posted...

"America is taking orders from the Jews"

its not anti-Semitic to say America is at war in 7 countries: Afghanistan, Libya, Iraq, Somalia, Yemen, Niger and Syria and its not anti-Semitic to say Israel has very poor relations with these 7 countries. Its simple plain factual information you can google yourself if you would like. I never said anything about ordering either. You have no fucking clue what youre talking about, youre mindlessly babbling on a subject you know nothing about. Do research.

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Skye Reynolds posted...

"America is taking orders from the Jews"

Again, opposing Israel's shitty policies and acknowledging the fact that the US props them up at whatever cost is not anti-semitism. That would be like saying "well you oppose china's policies means that you hate Chinese people". Fuck off with your lazy generic strawmen.


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me: I think that America killing these Semitic people is bad
you: thats anti-Semitic

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Ryuko_Chan posted...

me: I think that America killing these Semitic people is bad
you: thats anti-Semitic

Skye is almost Duncanwii levels of dense.

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Antifar posted...

When you're right, you're right

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ive never been goddamn wrong

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Ryuko_Chan posted...

me: I think that America killing these Semitic people is bad
you: thats anti-Semitic

In which of my posts did I use the terms Semitic or anti-Semitic?

(Besides this post, obviously.)

Shut the fuck up Skye.

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That's war after all. War isn't sunshine and rainbows.
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Yes, they never flew planes into our buildings and killed thousands of people, no sir!

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and the one to blame for this? donald trump.

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Duncanwii posted...

Yes, they never flew planes into our buildings and killed thousands of people, no sir!

Remember when we funded Osama bin Laden and terror sponsor Saudi Arabia

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Hop103 posted...

That's war after all. War isn't sunshine and rainbows.

it also shouldnt be used for empire building yet here we fucking are

3 wars in a row of empire building
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hockeybub89 posted...

Remember when we funded Osama bin Laden and terror sponsor Saudi Arabia

And that suddenly makes murdering thousands ok?

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shockthemonkey posted...

Duncan blaming the entire Middle East for 9/11 is unsurprising and yet so incredibly stupid

i have him tagged appropriately.
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Duncanwii posted...

Yes, they never flew planes into our buildings and killed thousands of people, no sir!

Holy shit shut the fuck up.

The Middle East as a whole didnt do 9/11.

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Duncanwii posted...

Yes, they never flew planes into our buildings and killed thousands of people, no sir!

that was the saudis, america has never attacked saudi arabia. instead america are attacking afghanistan, somalia, yemen, libya, iraq and syria, (none of which has ever attacked america) and probably will start attacking iran too soon
@Duncanwii
dunno why people keep insisting on making stupid posts that expose their complete and utter lack of knowledge on the middle east when they could just be quiet and do some research

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shockthemonkey posted...

Duncan blaming the entire Middle East for 9/11 is unsurprising and yet so incredibly stupid

Holy fuck am I glad I finally put him on ignore.

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hm

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middle east policy:

(1880s)

• mother squats in a room of a neighboring family (A) house down the street, steals valuables to sell and get rich from

(1910s-1930s)

• elderly neighbor attempts to kick her out, but is too sickly to do so
• mother and her cousin kick out neighbor and take neighbor's grown kids captive, turning them against each other
• mother lets rebellious eldest kid of neighbor leave early

(1940s-1960s)

• mother gets into violent altercation with aunt that leaves mother frail, so she lets the rest of the neighbor's kids go
• you get to be friends with the rebellious elder kid of neighbor (A), offer security services in return for a cut of oil being drilled for at their ranch
• you and your mother kick another elderly neighbor (B) out of their house for being friends with your aunt and put their eldest son in charge

(1960s-1990s)

• neighbor (B)'s family doesn't like him and kicks him out, but a step-sibling of theirs lodging with your mother's cousin moves in and kicks the family out and takes over
• family (B)'s step-sibling has lawn altercation with neighbor (A)'s second kid, gets into a bad fight
• neighbor (A) second kid has hefty medical bill after treatment and is in debt to younger sibling, tries to kick sibling out with your implicit approval but you change your mind and fight the neighbor's second kid for their act of aggression

(1990s-2000s)

• you've been hanging out with the eldest kid of neighbor (A) a lot but sibling's roommate really doesn't like you for your behavior, and attacks you
• you proceed to attack the roommate, and then attack the second kid of neighbor (A) again for no reason and kick them out

(2010s)

• neighbor (A)'s family, minus the eldest kid, becomes close with neighbor (B)'s family due to the **** your family is putting both of them through
• neighbor (C), on bad terms with both families due to keeping one of their relatives hostage for years, has been constantly trying to egg you into fighting both families, more than even you want to
• you use mind games to make family (A) begin infighting
• neighbor (D) gets fed up, steps in, tells you to knock it off
• at this point a lot of your own kids are begging you to stop messing with the families
• you accuse your own kids of being under the influence of neighbor (D); half of them believe it

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