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KFHEWUI
12/30/19 6:53:09 PM
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Well...

Fargo, NDAuthorities were dispatched to a north Fargo neighborhood yesterday afternoon as one witness called to report what sounded like A raging cauldron full of boiling guts rumbling in his neighbors back yard.

Police arrived to find Todd Fox, a resident infamous for melting snow with a flamethrower, presiding over a 10,000-gallon propane-powered boiling vat of grease which contained a full, beer-battered Holstein cow.

I seen it on TV, thought itd be a good idea, said Fox, who appeared to be referring to an Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode in which character Master Shake flash-fries a fully intact, battered cow in his residential neighborhood driveway. Fox was armed to the teeth with enough empty bottles of vegetable oil to kill a sperm whale, 10 propane-powered Nipco space heaters, a hydraulic hoist and a 10,000-gallon stainless steel tank he said he bought real cheap at my uncle Burps flea market.

Police would have none of it as they arrested Fox on charges of reckless endangerment and possession of livestock without a permit. When asked how he obtained the deceased animal, Fox declared I know me a butcher.


http://fmobserver.com/fargo-man-arrested-for-flash-frying-entire-cow/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz_zRuTX4Rc

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Irony
12/30/19 6:55:47 PM
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This doesn't sound real

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InTheEyesOfFire
12/30/19 6:56:06 PM
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Whoa whoa, not too high! How am I going to inject the cheese huh?!

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FaultyGourry
12/30/19 6:57:34 PM
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KFHEWUI posted...
Todd Fox, a resident infamous for melting snow with a flamethrower
God Bless America.

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s0nicfan
12/30/19 6:58:34 PM
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Sada_Pop
12/30/19 7:00:29 PM
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Possession of livestock without a permit? That sounds made up.

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Shotgunnova
12/30/19 7:00:56 PM
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"I know me a butcher"

lol

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Gamerguymass
12/30/19 7:07:39 PM
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I'm sure they didn't, but I wish they would have waited until after the cow was done to arrest him. I mean since he already did everything else, we might as well see what the end result is since its doubtful anyone else is going to try this again any time soon.

"I know me a butcher" also seems like it will become a meme or something.

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KFHEWUI
12/30/19 7:11:13 PM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Whoa whoa, not too high! How am I going to inject the cheese huh?!
Oh, yes! Ha ha! What is that cheddar or pepper jack?

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Irony
12/30/19 7:11:38 PM
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The udder exploded

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Shablagoo
12/30/19 7:14:08 PM
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This reads like a fake news story that the creators of the show would create to put in the show lol

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myzz7
12/30/19 7:17:36 PM
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KFHEWUI posted...
Fox declared I know me a butcher.
sounds like a witcher 3 peasant npc

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chairforceone
12/30/19 7:23:53 PM
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Holy cow!
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Irony
12/30/19 7:26:54 PM
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FaultyGourry posted...
I see

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FaultyGourry
12/30/19 7:28:02 PM
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Irony posted...
I see
What a way to find out gifs don't work.

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s0nicfan
12/30/19 7:29:55 PM
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FaultyGourry posted...
What a way to find out gifs don't work.

Yeah, for some reason the image uploader will allow you to upload formats that aren't supported.

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Shablagoo
12/30/19 7:34:31 PM
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FaultyGourry posted...
What a way to find out gifs don't work.

.giphy links will embed here but otherwise, yeah.

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SmidgeIsntBack
12/30/19 7:52:40 PM
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FaultyGourry posted...
What a way to find out gifs don't work.

There needs to be a topic for broken gif uploading because it's art.

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obeseexplosive
12/30/19 8:09:04 PM
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KFHEWUI posted...
real cheap at my uncle Burps flea market.

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