Current Events > God I just remembered there was a Max Payne movie starring Mark Wahlberg

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Bio1590
12/28/19 9:02:50 PM
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And it was fucking terrible
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Tyranthraxus
12/28/19 9:03:33 PM
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It was fucking weird as shit and had basically nothing to do with the games.

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Wii_Shaker
12/28/19 9:03:40 PM
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It was bad. Also Ludacris played Det. Jim Bravura.

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Irony
12/28/19 9:03:55 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
It was fucking weird as shit and had basically nothing to do with the games.
Like all video game movies

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ultimate reaver
12/28/19 9:09:00 PM
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in max payne 1 theres a brainwashing murder drug called valkyr and in the movie if i remember correctly there are literally winged valkyries that attack max

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Wii_Shaker
12/28/19 9:09:34 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
in max payne 1 theres a brainwashing murder drug called valkyr and in the movie if i remember correctly there are literally winged valkyries that attack max
Yeah but they were hallucinations from the drug.

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Zack_Attackv1
12/28/19 9:09:43 PM
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Yeah, but did you have to drag me down that rabbit hole as well?
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ultimate reaver
12/28/19 9:12:15 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Yeah but they were hallucinations from the drug.

i believe you. it was a really boring movie so i stopped paying attention at some point and by the end i had no idea what was going on

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CADE FOSTER
12/28/19 9:13:28 PM
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Mark Wahlberg doesnt play videogames so he had no right playing that part tbh
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Gobstoppers12
12/28/19 9:14:33 PM
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I kinda liked it, but I never played past the first couple of levels of Max Payne, so I didn't have many preconceived notions about the story or the character.

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