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Maldoror
12/28/19 6:08:38 PM
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It can get really hard, plus I don't think the muscles work as well since my surgeries.

Just thought you should know.

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KookyCouture
12/28/19 6:09:23 PM
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Dude I'm eating here
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Smashingpmkns
12/28/19 6:10:10 PM
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You ever push it back in tho
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MabusIncarnate
12/28/19 6:10:17 PM
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KookyCouture posted...
Dude I'm eating here
No one cares about your shitty food

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Maldoror
12/28/19 6:11:54 PM
#5:


Smashingpmkns posted...
You ever push it back in tho

Sometimes accidentally.

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Dark_SilverX
12/28/19 6:15:19 PM
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Maybe get a friend to fist? Might help loosen to the maximum so you won't struggle too much reaching.

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MabusIncarnate
12/28/19 6:16:22 PM
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I'm not sure if I'd use a long handled spoon or a butter knife

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Maldoror
12/28/19 6:24:36 PM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
Maybe get a friend to fist? Might help loosen to the maximum so you won't struggle too much reaching.

That seems unnecessary. Also I have no friends.

MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm not sure if I'd use a long handled spoon or a butter knife

A finger or two does the trick.

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Umbreon
12/28/19 6:25:49 PM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/28/19 6:26:06 PM
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BuckVanHammer
12/28/19 6:26:37 PM
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tongs. get some tongs.

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Dark_SilverX
12/28/19 6:27:28 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
thongs. get some thongs.


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Maldoror
12/28/19 7:14:53 PM
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I've noticed spicy food seems to work well. I've a lot of hot noodle bowls the last week or so and I've been pretty regular.

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