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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/28/19 3:00:16 PM
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My first thing out of my mouth to the nurse was "that's my boy!"

Super proud Dad moment

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NeonOctopus
12/28/19 3:00:32 PM
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eston
12/28/19 3:01:10 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/28/19 3:07:56 PM
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eston posted...
Bro this is a weird topic

Dont talk to me or my son
J/k. I wanted to brag but it would be trashy to put this on facebook.
You're random people on the internet that I don't care about and dont know me.

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obeseexplosive
12/28/19 3:26:49 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...


Dont talk to me or my son
J/k. I wanted to brag but it would be trashy to put this on facebook.
You're random people on the internet that I don't care about and dont know me.

;_;
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Garioshi
12/28/19 3:27:23 PM
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why would you snip him

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LostForest
12/28/19 3:27:57 PM
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TC is literally proud of a baby's penis.

Let that sink in.

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EffectAndCause
12/28/19 3:29:49 PM
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TC weirdly wants his son to have a big dick.

Would you be psyched if your daughter had big tits and a fat ass too?

Hell yeah thats my girl! Shes gonna get fucked like CRAZY!
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viewmaster_pi
12/28/19 3:30:08 PM
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no one needed to know this, but thanks a lot for telling us about your child's penis

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Duncanwii
12/28/19 3:36:17 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Would you be psyched if your daughter had big t*** and a fat ass too?
Yes >_>

Not in a sexual way though.

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NeonOctopus
12/28/19 3:37:54 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Would you be psyched if your daughter had big tits and a fat ass too?

Duncanwii posted...

Yes >_>

Not in a sexual way though.

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Lonestar2000
12/28/19 3:38:19 PM
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You're a terrible person for mutilating your son without his consent.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/28/19 3:38:47 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
TC weirdly wants his son to have a big dick.

Would you be psyched if your daughter had big tits and a fat ass too?

Hell yeah thats my girl! Shes gonna get fucked like CRAZY!

No that's weird. Every dad wants their boy to be a lady killer though.

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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/28/19 3:39:47 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
You're a terrible person for mutilating your son without his consent.

If it makes you feel better it's really not up to the father, they ask the mother.

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EffectAndCause
12/28/19 3:40:19 PM
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Duncanwii posted...

Yes >_>

Not in a sexual way though.


Since im in Asia right now and its 4:40 AM I can can call this a Saturday night CE topic since the sun aint coming up yet.
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EffectAndCause
12/28/19 3:41:32 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...


No that's weird. Every dad wants their boy to be a lady killer though.


I dont really want my kid to be a douchebag.
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OctilIery
12/28/19 3:43:10 PM
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Nice!

Also grats on the boy! I'm so looking forward to being a parent, but I just got engaged, we aren't ready just yet lol
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Blue_Inigo
12/28/19 3:43:43 PM
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Nice

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1337toothbrush
12/31/19 4:58:26 PM
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Great job ruining his penis. I'm sure he'll thank you for this when he becomes an adult and most of the other men are fucking circles around him.
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gunplagirl
12/31/19 5:01:20 PM
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Infant penis size has no actual correlation with their fully grown one. And why you're thinking about a newborn's sex life is beyond me, but I'm sure somebody here could figure out an acceptable word that applies here.

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smoke_break
12/31/19 5:03:30 PM
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This is weird flex but okay.

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Gamerguymass
12/31/19 5:21:02 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
TC weirdly wants his son to have a big dick.

Would you be psyched if your daughter had big tits and a fat ass too?

Hell yeah thats my girl! Shes gonna get fucked like CRAZY!

Girls with small tits and a flat ass still get laid. A guy with a small dick doesn't.

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DeadBankerDream
12/31/19 5:22:12 PM
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The concept of this topic and TC's dialogue strikes me as an unfilmed Adam Sandler script.
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AirFresh
12/31/19 5:22:49 PM
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TC is not weird, you guys are weird.

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Gobstoppers12
12/31/19 5:23:51 PM
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I don't think I've ever been to another board with this much anti-circumcision vitriol. Literally calling a new parent a terrible person for having a routine medical procedure performed on their child.

What the fuck, bro?

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WeAreThomasina
12/31/19 5:29:37 PM
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You are barbaric and ignorant if you're still supporting and practicing circumcision in 2019.

Go cut your own dick.
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1337toothbrush
12/31/19 5:31:23 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
I don't think I've ever been to another board with this much anti-circumcision vitriol. Literally calling a new parent a terrible person for having a routine medical procedure performed on their child.

What the fuck, bro?

Female genital mutilation is also a "routine medical procedure" in some countries.
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Frogles
12/31/19 5:34:06 PM
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fuck yeah you did it nice job tc

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Lordgold666
12/31/19 5:35:03 PM
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Lol

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Prestoff
12/31/19 5:36:01 PM
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This is a wierd thing to flex on.

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gunplagirl
12/31/19 5:36:43 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Female genital mutilation is also a "routine medical procedure" in some countries.

As is that virginity check that TI had done on his daughter.

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Sada_Pop
12/31/19 5:38:23 PM
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Literally nobody cares that it is mutilation. Nobody is spending too much thought on shit like that. If your dick is cut, most likely your kid will be too. Some people don't want to have their kids cut. Leave it the fuck be.

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Gobstoppers12
12/31/19 5:43:22 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...


Female genital mutilation is also a "routine medical procedure" in some countries.
Male circumcision has noted medical benefits and is as close to 100% safe as any surgery can be. FGM is not the same thing by a long shot. It is dangerous, and it has no noteworthy benefits. The comparison is disingenuous.

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DanHaren2019
12/31/19 5:43:28 PM
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Soft size has no correlation to hard size. So he may still end up being tiny hard just like daddy.
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DeadBankerDream
12/31/19 5:46:06 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Male circumcision has noted medical benefits

Far as I can tell, this isn't true and is no different than when any other quack claims the same of their quackery of choice.
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WeAreThomasina
12/31/19 5:46:39 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Male circumcision has noted medical benefits and is as close to 100% safe as any surgery can be. FGM is not the same thing by a long shot. It is dangerous, and it has no noteworthy benefits. The comparison is disingenuous.

The best thing to do is just leave other people's genitals alone.
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Gobstoppers12
12/31/19 5:49:25 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Far as I can tell, this isn't true and is no different than when any other quack claims the same of their quackery of choice.
I know a few people who were never circumcised, and they're substantially more likely to have trouble with infections and ED in later life.

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DeadBankerDream
12/31/19 5:50:12 PM
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That sounds like weird and moronic anecdotal evidence rather than "noted benefits"

Also not sure why you know so much about all your friends' penises.
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WeAreThomasina
12/31/19 5:52:04 PM
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Maybe you could help them clean their foreskins to ensure they don't get those infections.
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gunplagirl
12/31/19 6:02:41 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Far as I can tell, this isn't true and is no different than when any other quack claims the same of their quackery of choice.

It does more harm than good, all it's useful for is early in their life making it so the kid can wash it easier. But later in life it means reduced sensitivity, removal of healthy organs, and harms the natural pH of it. So. "Totally helpful"

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1337toothbrush
12/31/19 7:16:21 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Male circumcision has noted medical benefits and is as close to 100% safe as any surgery can be. FGM is not the same thing by a long shot. It is dangerous, and it has no noteworthy benefits. The comparison is disingenuous.

Are you aware that those "benefits" are also claimed by advocates of FGM?
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YourDrunkFather
12/31/19 7:22:34 PM
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I have 3 sons and I refused to abuse any of them that way.

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dj1200
12/31/19 7:23:35 PM
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I was snipped. Oh well.

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dj1200
12/31/19 7:24:18 PM
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Prestoff
12/31/19 7:27:09 PM
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dj1200 posted...

Real honestly the only way anyone cam get it is if they live in a third world country where hygenes and water is hardly assessible or they never clean their junk in their life. All the health benefits go out the window if you live in a first world country with access to water.

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LordMarshal
12/31/19 7:27:47 PM
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Yeah and hes all like "I cant cut it! Its just too strong and big!"

And TCs like "Not me! My child!"

And theyre like "Oops, sorry!"

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coh
12/31/19 7:31:04 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Female genital mutilation is also a "routine medical procedure" in some countries.
Comparing circumcision to female genital mutilation

thats a yikes from me dawg
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