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Mezcla
12/28/19 2:21:34 PM
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"Last night me and [her boyfriend] were out at a bar and this dude went up to him and said 'Thats your girl?' and he was like 'yeah?' and he said 'Nice job'"

like shut the fuck up holy shit

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Irony
12/28/19 2:22:36 PM
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Cousin let's go bowling

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Vicious_Dios
12/28/19 2:23:03 PM
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This is a topic.

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spikethedevil
12/28/19 2:23:13 PM
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Wait is your cousin a guy or a girl? The in brackets bit confuses everything.

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Freddie_Mercury
12/28/19 2:24:20 PM
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boomer destroyed by ambitious millennial

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Duncanwii
12/28/19 2:27:08 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Wait is your cousin a guy or a girl? The in brackets bit confuses everything.
His cousin is the one talking so "her boyfriend" means she is female.

Also I'm not seeing the issue here. I'd be flattered if someone complimented my gf.

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Mezcla
12/28/19 2:29:34 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Also I'm not seeing the issue here. I'd be flattered if someone complimented my gf.
but its obnoxious to bring up the fact that people are complimenting you like that.

also shes ugly. inside and out.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/28/19 2:30:09 PM
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I can't figure this out

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Duncanwii
12/28/19 2:30:22 PM
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Mezcla posted...
but its obnoxious to bring up the fact that people are complimenting you like that.

also shes ugly. inside and out.
Obviously the other guy didnt think so.

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spikethedevil
12/28/19 2:31:27 PM
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But your story doesnt mention him bringing it up.

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Mezcla
12/28/19 2:34:01 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
But your story doesnt mention him bringing it up.
i seem to be confusing people. lemme try again

Nobody: ...
Literally no one: ...
Her (cousin): Last night me and [her boyfriend] were out at a bar.
Everyone: Oh
Her: and this dude went up to him
Everyone: ...
Her: and said 'Thats your girl?' and he was like 'yeah?'
Everyone: uh huh
Her: and he said 'Nice job'


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spikethedevil
12/28/19 2:35:37 PM
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Yea no where in your op do you even indicate that she was telling the story to other people after the fact.

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Vicious_Dios
12/28/19 2:37:44 PM
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Damn, TC is trying hella hard to salvage himself from his L. ('-' )

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Lost_All_Senses
12/28/19 2:37:50 PM
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Oh, yeah. I get it now.

It can be annoying, but seeing as just being silent for a second moves stuff along, I don't see the big deal.

Plus, I prefer it over dead silence anyway, so if Im not contributing a conversation at the moment then who am I to say what's conversation worthy or not. If she just thrusted into the momentum of active conversation already, then it's far more annoying. Cause it's like "thanks for interrupting something I actually give a shit about".

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Ving_Rhames
12/28/19 2:38:56 PM
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Why the fuck did you word it like that?

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smoliske
12/28/19 2:41:20 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Why the fuck did you word it like that?
probably a product of inbreeding
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spikethedevil
12/28/19 2:42:30 PM
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Because the OP is badly worded and confusing as fuck.

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DrizztLink
12/28/19 2:43:15 PM
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He was saying "Nice job" in respect for the man's valor in jumping on the grenade and saving the rest of us from the putrescent hellmouth that is your cousin's vagina.

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spikethedevil
12/28/19 2:45:07 PM
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But it really is as no where does it mention that she was telling the story after it happened.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/28/19 2:46:03 PM
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Let's just accept @GregShmedley as our superior for understanding jibberish.

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spikethedevil
12/28/19 2:55:04 PM
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The quotations mean jack shit in this instance as the op left out important information.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/28/19 2:56:24 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
You would know with some of the off-the-wall things you post.

I can't help but to respect this response. You couldn't of threw this back in my face more efficiently than you just did.

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IllegalAlien
12/28/19 3:21:30 PM
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Some 3rd grade reading comprehension in this thread lmao

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Maldoror
12/28/19 3:21:46 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Because the OP is badly worded and confusing as fuck.

Other people understood fine, so maybe the problem isn't the post.

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spikethedevil
12/28/19 3:22:22 PM
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And yet more people got confused by it so maybe the problem is with the post.

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spikethedevil
12/28/19 3:24:49 PM
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Nice try.

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